I just can't see a solution to this problem.
When it's hot (like it was and isn't any more. boo) I don't like to take a coat to work. My iPod usually sits in my coat's side pocket. My trousers have no space available, what with baccy, filters, riz, wallet, lighter blah blah blah.
So, since the hot weather arrived I've been without iPod (classic 80gb, so not a little one). I hate it. I have to listen to people. Fucking PEOPLE.
Solution?
Allow
crickets to take nest in your ears, then you have solution
bloody hell...
if you're not getting ridiculously cheap sarnies, you're solving all the world's ills. i well love you.
Extra Bonus
if the cricket in question is Jimney Cricket...He could supply Up-To-The-Minute Puppet and Whale news.
Combats with ridiculously large and numerous pockets
^
look well wank...
I'm a slave to aesthetics. I should have mentioned this.
music>rollies
easy.
i have a nano, fits in my handbag when i'm lacking pocket space. men are so deprived.
hold it in your hand
Back right pocket of jeans
always.
^ This
But I prefer the left.
i'm gonna try this
and hope to hell i don't:
a) forget, sit on it and fuck the screen.
b) have it robbed in the ghettos of bethnal green.
I've sat on my iPod many times
Hasn't broken it yet.
He might be well fat
insensitive.
you could always put your baccy in your back pocket
and your ipod in the front.
less risk.
no?
shit...
you've only gone and solved it.
praise be to bsoucek and her logical thinking.
sometimes i surprise myself.
get a bag
Graft the iPod to your chest
I wouldn't be surprised if this has already been attempted in Japan
ChestPod
Get one of those amband holder things.
Or just give up smoking and save money as well as get to listen to music.
get an ipod shuffle
for 35 quid
it actually makes music better, not having your entire collection
stop smoking rollies
start smoking real fags, put your lighter in the packet.
doesn't work if you have a zippo though.
ack no
rollies are cheaper, they taste better and i like to fool myself that, with filters, they are not as bad for me.
rollies are not as bad for you
less chemical shit.
this is what i tell myself
and what i've been told. but i've never seen any proof of it...
i'd say the ingredients are evidence enough.
you'll probably still die of emphysema though.
bugger
that's far less sexy than cancer.
just make sure you die of liver failure first.
that's my plan.
music > tabs
drop that other shit and take your ipod
put it in your crotch
dont put it in your crotch.
Give up smoking?
ha
ha ha
good one.
how else am i gonna look cool?
man bag
I too have overcome this problem in the past week.
And 'Man Bag' is the winning answer.
One of those things
where it straps onto your arm so you can pretend you're a seasoned jogger
ack.
so, i get all your wonderful advice and then it decides to rain, so i'm back to the coat.
also, come on leeds tonight.