...when i was travelling USA

sweaty knicks.

I've showered 4 times.

Not on purpose or anything, it just never seems like a good use of my time

I probably hardly washed in that time either.

I was at Glastonbury

but I'm afraid it was because of a festival. I need to wash everyday, otherwise I feel all icky and uncomfortable. Unless I'm not wearing any clothes. For some reason wearing clothes confounds the problem of an unwashed body

but its was mroe down to the fact i was pretty much stuch in a house party without a shower for 3 days *& was too tired to do so on the 4th day.

My flat only has a bath.

twenny minits

so i went without a shower for maybe a week....

i filled the bath up with pots of hot water from the stove... to have a bath, but that took me a few hours to fill, so i couldn't be bothered to do that again.

Im guessing bout a month in my crusty tramp period.....like dreads you become self cleaning :D (not true obviously...the self cleaning bit)
Oviously that is OTT, but srsly you guys are a bit *nal bout it, i mean in britain you only used to have 1 bath a week in the olden days (normally a sunday)

like, probably a horrible amount of time

for four days and didn't shower because, y'know, I couldn't. Needless to say, I felt skanky as fuck.

I shower at festivals. Is that weird?

probably about 3 days and my god does your cock stink after 3 days of not washing

between birth and my first one.

I really don't like not having a shower every day. Twice if sport or exercise has been involved at some point.

i think after that my general scent could only be described as "ripe"

after i got hit by a van and was a little bit paralysed.

When I was 10/11 I suppose.