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I attended an audition for Eggheads yesterday

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by doctornovocalcords

I hope they let us on. We won 4 out of 5 of the rounds against the other teams but I'm not sure we were demonstrative enough (there was one team who were all wacky and shouty).

Then we got interviewed on camera. We had to answer the following questions. What would your answers be:

If you could ask an Egghead one question, which Egghead would it be and what would the question be?

Who would your ideal dinner date be?

doctornovocalcords | 14 May '08, 15:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i'm so jealous!

what was your question to the eggheads/ideal dinner date?

i reckon i'd have to ask CJ something, dunno what though.
ideal dinner date probably john waters because i think he'd have loads of great stories and would be a real bitch about things and make me laugh lots.


cj or the old dude are the only ones that i woulnt want to hit

though the older woman is just annoying because she looks like the shreddies granny


i dunno

i reckon Judith Keppel is a bit of a GrILF.


^ this

she gets better with every episode.


Daphne

Why are you wearing someone else's teeth?

PS Well done you. I hope you get on t'telly.


what were your answers?

I HOPE YOU GET IT.
SO MUCH.


I wittered on

about meeting Kevin on the tube and getting his autograph and how I'd like to ask him what he really thinks of CJ but in private away from the other Eggheads because I imagine he is very diplomatic. Then I said I'd like to ask Daphne about cardigans and if we could go cardigan shopping together because I don't own one.

My dinner guest was Ronnie O'Sullivan because I wanted to know how he grapples with genius and isn't overcome by his dark heart in pressure cooker situations.

I think we all got a bit excitable and sounded slightly odd but we weren't bland. We did talk some rubbish though.


Good work!

Daphne's cardigans are awful though.


can you kill CJ on behalf of

every eggheads viewer.


well done

on being in the same room as that smug wanker kevin and not wringing his neck


The Eggheads weren't actually there

that's the next stage, if they accept us.


Oh and Daphne

There's something about her that makes me want to smack her up side the head. She seems like the type on granny that would berate her 2yr old grandchild for not being able to recite war an peace.


infact

i hate cj aswell

he looks like a peado


I really like Daphne

She's like the Nan I never knew.


^this

shes lovely


Good work!!!

Fingers crossed for you all. If successful let us know when you're on!

I'd like to ask Kevin why he looks like my Dad and has the same quiz mannerisms.

My dinner dude would be Lord Halifax.


surely the question would be simple, if a bit lacking in hilarity.

CJ, what reason do you have for being such a massive arrogant cunt?


that was kind of what I asked

but in a roundabout way. I fear dissing the Eggheads wasn't such a good tactic though.


He's not even any good...

HE'S NOT EVEN ANY GOOD!!!!


if you get on...

will you promise (PROMISE) if it looks like you're going to lose, that you'll jump the table and, i dunno, do something that'll really upset him.


Just seen this

http://www.demooi.co.uk/Travel.htm#France

"France
Only been to Paris. Hated it."

Twat.


"South Africa

Stunning scenery, incredible wildlife but too much crime and poverty."

YEAH, SOUTH AFRICA. SHAPE UP.


If CJ's disapproval of the country

isn't enough motivation for them to buck their ideas up, then who knows what is?


www.demooi.co.uk

filth, jack of all trades, master of nothing


I'd ask Daphne

to snog Judith.


I'd ask Daphne

to stand still while I smash all her teeth out with a hammer


wait, this was yesterday?!

lucky i didn't turn up today.

well done you guys.

would have been bad if i'd been unable to name a single egghead, no?