and fell over in the street.
now i have two gashes on my knees both about 2'' wide.
they hurt :[
and to top it off when i was on the floor a builder jumped out of his van to help me up, only to grab my ass
WhY CANT PEOPLE JUST BE NICE
and fell over in the street.
now i have two gashes on my knees both about 2'' wide.
they hurt :[
and to top it off when i was on the floor a builder jumped out of his van to help me up, only to grab my ass
WhY CANT PEOPLE JUST BE NICE
Insert 'gash' joke here:...........
oh alex
all your "jokes" are gash
bizarrely that word jumped out of the screen at me
:(
i'm sorry, that's pretty shitty.
i never fall over
touch wood. how did you do it?
i was wearing
my beautiful gladiator sandals..and thye have really slippy bottoms and i just wasnt looking and fell over
:[
it really hurts.
i need some sandals
i quite like gladiator ones but not with too many straps. i might go out shopping now and get some sandals actually. i'm sick of wearing trainers with dresses and no tights.
H&M
15 squid i think
theyr really nice..so of a swady brown like those nice topshop bags..and dont have too many straps at all
:D
(soles are a bitch though)
This is the greatest thread ever
^no just no
({)
:( *hug*
Did he jump out of the van, squeeze, and drive off again, like a phantom ass-grabber? Or did he grope you whilst helping out, like a pervert?
the latter
like a pervet
i thought he was being so nice..BUT NO.
NO.
my knees are all bloody :]
sounds like fihiki's
once a month
*kisses better*
At least the job of Bristol's Phantom Arse-Grabber is still available.
is that on Monster?
:D
Put the Twister on them
on the plus side you have a twister
swings and roundabouts
my twisters alllll gone
and my dignity too
now i have nothing left except bloody knees
i think you are doomed
something bad always happens to you between 1500 and 1600. Good luck tomorrow.
tip: dont eat yellow snow
JUST KEEP HER AND JO'S FRIENDS APART
haha
GOOD LUCK HONG KONG
crap
that's not a good situation at all :(
I just popped out as well
damn you 80's shorts with perished inner lining !
^ partridge
i tempted to make the same gag but thought better of it after reading the post.
blood, gash & groping are bad enough without adding meat & two veg to the equation
nah you're just gutted I got there first !
Put them away!
And pay for your lolly with cash like everyone else.