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by joeymahone
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Hello joey dear
I wish I were at home now
Ironing my pants
oh god you're still broken
...
I blame Monday's gig.
A Place To Bury Strangers
finally killed me.
hai there joey m
i don't think we met, did we?
hope you had great time
...
no, we didn't meet
I had a brilliant weekend
hope you did as well
-
och, shame we didn't.
super that you had some fun!
a great time was had.
I hate revision
Sucks the soul out of me
Devetak is lame
*the soul right out of me
-
Wednesday PM:
Waiting to leave the office
and cook some dinner
.
Sunny day in Hove -
I should go and mow the lawn
Sneezing will commence
are you coming
to times new viking
tonight?
I will never see
the joy of Times New Viking
scheduling is wrong
come tonight
you can get here for 9, surely?
Alas, my exam timetable
would disagree most vehemently
Oh, university.
^
epic haiku fail
as it's tom_from_sparks' birthday,
yes, I think I will
your haiku thread
is shit.
...
You motherfucker.
How dare you dismiss this thread?
I'm not coming now.
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I hate Bon Jovi!
Naff soft rock balladeering
In stonewashed denim
autolux at car
go? calexico at for
um? atp rox!
...
That sounds pretty great -
I'll look up the details now.
Good old ATP.
Jamie, Thanks to you
I like Wooden Shjips lots
Come watch them with me
phil, they're also go-
nna be at cargo soon
courtesy of us
.
Waiting for Argos
Delivery time has passed -
Damned tiny pen cunts
why must a-t-p
be so close to my exams
cunt fuck cunt fuck shit
Joey can you help?
Abode in London required
Where should I look first?
...
Vauxhall's pretty good
and I hear it's near your work.
Plus: gay clubs ahoy
vauxhall's not that great
though transport links are useful
east or north are best
the weather sucks, lies
why do you spread this hatred
i am gonna cry
.
Did you know
Haiku's don't have
any kind of syllable limit
really.