When I'm really badly hungover I start talking to myself and refering to myself in the third person. I'll lie on the couch moaning "Poor Craig" and then after getting sick look in the mirror and be like "It's alright Craig, get it together. You're fine. You're ok Craig. Everything's gonna be alright". It's really comforting... and pathetic.
I think you've misunderstood the phrase 'puking your ring up' Although I DO live under a bridge... We're actually distant cousins but he's not welcome at any family gatherings, and he knows why!
she'll say "and she ran over to her crayons and she took all the pink ones out and she drew a princess and she ran over to her daddy and asked him to put White Stripes on again but usual white stripes and not the doorbell one, the one with Meg singing about the coal coal night and then she danced to the music and laughed and laughed".
when I was about 8 I gradually made up an entire continent and invented football and cricket matches between different teams therein. Scorecards and everything. I stopped doing this at about 12 or 13.
I'm in love with the world
through the eyes of a girl.
Ok
When I'm really badly hungover I start talking to myself and refering to myself in the third person. I'll lie on the couch moaning "Poor Craig" and then after getting sick look in the mirror and be like "It's alright Craig, get it together. You're fine. You're ok Craig. Everything's gonna be alright". It's really comforting... and pathetic.
:D
I love that. Are you related to Gollum?
Nah
I think you've misunderstood the phrase 'puking your ring up' Although I DO live under a bridge... We're actually distant cousins but he's not welcome at any family gatherings, and he knows why!
I talk to myself in my head in third person sometimes,
mostly when I'm really angry, really depressed or generally just experiancing a really negative emotion.
this is funnier if
you're name isn't craig
you're? wtf?
your, obvs
My daughter narrates her life in the 3rd person
she'll say "and she ran over to her crayons and she took all the pink ones out and she drew a princess and she ran over to her daddy and asked him to put White Stripes on again but usual white stripes and not the doorbell one, the one with Meg singing about the coal coal night and then she danced to the music and laughed and laughed".
She's 3 and it works for her.
:D
yeah
3 year old's can get away with this kind of malarky and seem cute. And I bet she's not hung over!
i want a little more, of the girl who lives next door
although we've just met, my pants are soaking wet.
wowowowhahahaoo
mysterious boy
i wanna get close to you
I secretly love Nick Robinson.
you fucking gay
There's a definite sort of cheeky chemistry between me and a friends wife.
O crap.
Everyone else is doing jokey replies.
Poor Craig...
it's alright Craig, get it together
you're fine. you're ok, Craig. everything's gonna be alright
a secret, eh?
(i'm not wearing any panties)
I'm a woman.
*girl
When involved in a really long game of Civ IV
I'll start narrating the game in the style of a TV historian.
i do commentary on
pes. :(
i do it on FM
despite there already being text commentary :(
i have 6000 posts on drowned in sound
none of my friends must ever know this.
you have real life friends?
that's sick. get out!
actualy
it was one of my friends who told me about dis, so one of my friends probably know i have 6000 posts on dis.
YOU'RE IMPLYING WE'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS
CAPS MEANS I'M REALLY OFFENDED AND STUFF. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS POST IS GOING.
im turning my back on you chris.
i know
what REALLY happened between klaire and emmi at ATP...filth!
This is a massive failure.
Shall I start sexy-time thread instead? I'm very bored.
This Mirri ^^^^^
do it
I did it.
I hate you. You're a bad influence.
Hehehe
I
used to play cricket matches between fake teams using a simple stastical scorecard generator I'd made up myself.
But this is in the public domain as it's in one of my poems... not that I've told any of my friends who don't know, though.
on a related note
when I was about 8 I gradually made up an entire continent and invented football and cricket matches between different teams therein. Scorecards and everything. I stopped doing this at about 12 or 13.
my secrets are currently all over the social board anyway
you need some new secrets then
yes :(