After reporting a serious drop in revenue - that's what all this free internetty porn will for the softcore market - Playboy is announcing a fight back in the form of man-on-man action. They're bringing gay porn to American cable channels in an attempt to recoup some of the $2.6million they've lost this year.

We report this because a) it may float your boat and b) because their list of dos and don'ts, leaked from an internal memo (sort of NSFW), should make for some hilarious lunchtime reading.

Their new content “may depict erect genitalia, male-on-male fellatio and simulated or implied sexual intercourse," but “shall not depict actual anal penetration, licking or anal sexual play of any kind.” It's someone's actual job to make decisions like this. Imagine the meetings - "male-on-male fellatio, tick. Now, anal licking - show of hands?"