I have magic tea at work. My friend invented it. What happens is you make a cup of tea an hour before you leave work and by the time you have finished drinking it, it's time to go home. It works almost every time. Magic!
it tastes of shit. I can only assume that a combination of childbirth* and smoking has killed their taste buds. 'Oh this is a good cup of tea Adam' yes of course it is you prune because I've not:
a) scorched the milk by putting it in BEFORE the water
b) literally dropped and crushed the tea bag in the cup rather than let it brew
c) put fucking sweetex in it
d) spent time I should've been monitoring the brewing of the tea talking to the principle of childs school about how he's been sent home again for hitting someone/being hit by a teacher
it's a sign of impatience... I pride myself on my tea making skills. I even have a black mug that has a peice of chalk that goes with it so you can draw funny pictures on it!
ja sure! i hope the weather doesn't get any worse, or my morale will droop :)
UHT milk? Coffee machine milk? Your manager's tit milk?
actuaLOL
^This
I personally blame Klix
^ 5
Because the backbreaking and monotonous toil of work
sours absolutely everything aspect of existence
I drink
Rooibos (red) tea, so it always tastes good
get back to work
lazy employee
K
THX
No, I know why it is I was just being rhetorical
It's because of the bloody great big wall mounted urns that they use. The water is in the system for days at a time and tastes like sheeee it.
just make it yourself next time
No way, you don't have a dog and bark yourself do you!
WOOF-WOOF!
Actually
I have magic tea at work. My friend invented it. What happens is you make a cup of tea an hour before you leave work and by the time you have finished drinking it, it's time to go home. It works almost every time. Magic!
i think the basic problem is
tea tastes like gnats piss. stick to coffee.
if you work in an office of middle-aged women,
it tastes of shit. I can only assume that a combination of childbirth* and smoking has killed their taste buds. 'Oh this is a good cup of tea Adam' yes of course it is you prune because I've not:
a) scorched the milk by putting it in BEFORE the water
b) literally dropped and crushed the tea bag in the cup rather than let it brew
c) put fucking sweetex in it
d) spent time I should've been monitoring the brewing of the tea talking to the principle of childs school about how he's been sent home again for hitting someone/being hit by a teacher
phew, rant over </sexism></ageism>
*not sure about the science of this.
does it actually
make a difference the order you add milk to hot water, or hot water to milk?
yes it bloody does
SEE! its girls and their slap-dash attitude towards tea and other things!
p.s. are we still going shopping at lunch?
I don't do it myself!
it's a sign of impatience... I pride myself on my tea making skills. I even have a black mug that has a peice of chalk that goes with it so you can draw funny pictures on it!
ja sure! i hope the weather doesn't get any worse, or my morale will droop :)
You rich atm?
nope but i have
SOME money. Is nick joining us?
i'm on it
Plan is
Wild clothing, then we can proceed down the road to the music shop to look at guitars for Nick
lol
i just suggested that to him having not read this post via council email twenty minutes late...
Agreed.
I never scorch and I always brew
the fact you're at work, not at homre?
work tea IS horrible
long life milk + economy sugar + recyled tea bags
try again
take your own mug, rinse out the cup first with boiling water as if it were a teapot or summat and bring your own teabags. Works for me!
because you're stirring it with a turd ?
^
i'm with you on this - its the water.