actually managed to get reconnected with someone by pressing the uppy-downy bits where the 'phone rests when they've been cut off?
I really have lost my Tapes'n'Tapes tickets, and they won't replace them.
Does anyone live in Longsight, M13? If so, can they nip to the new convenience store on Stockport Road and tell Charlie I want to speak to him? He's not answering his phone.
I think I forgot to close the bathroom window this morning. I certainly forgot to bring the washing in. Bugger.
Today is a bad day.
Today is a very bad day
AK's being fired off
everywhere
:D
I purposely left the bathroom window open this morning,
it was best for everyone.
Is this an emo thread?
no
but it is fun to press rapidly whilst screaming "HELLO? HELLO!" isn't it?
^
you can pretend your in a film, at a high pressure moment.
you're*
....
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brooner/2495555670/
oh my.
:D
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif
BLANK PAGE.
...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brooner/2494734099/in/photostream/
that is a very disturbing
set of photos
Laslett's face absolutely slays me
don't know who that is
but I like the fact there's a nice bit of homoerotic overweight hairy wrestling going on whilst some women just sit on a very dated sofa looking on a bit bemused
It seemed to make sense at the time.
I'm not entirely sure why.
some things just do
I blame Britains got talent
Men watch Britain's Got Talent
Obvious conclusion: SUMO!
Well...
it descended from me claiming I could get you and dave on my back. Then we tried to weightlift each other over our heads. THEN it was sumo.
One of the only times you will ever hear Claire Cooper shout AND swear.
^Gay for Piers Morgan
Wants to sumo with him.
That is one of the most
disturbing sights ever.
Yes. I hope this post gets a special stats area.
oh dear god
Are your tickets
In Houston?
Houston we have a problem
OmaHAHAHA
You shit.
I can't believe they won't replace them.
WTF? That's madness. Just tell them the tickets haven't arrived and if they say they won't replace them tell them you'll report them to trading standards for breach of contract or something. Then do that.
re: point 1
i was once told that instead of actually dialling the phone number, you could press that "uppy downy bit" the appropriate number of times for each digit, and that would dial the number.
I suspect this to be bollocks.
I'm going to try this
now!
Are you phoning me?
is your number
7891265?
did it work?
Update?
Tell us!
In truth this did work in the days before tone dialling, so far as I know.
Ice Cube rehash?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Was_a_Good_Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4RY-eJgHHs
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Ice-Cube/It-Was-A-Good-Day.html
i really wanna post in this thread
but i have to go to the chiropractor.
bye
You have a chiropractor?
Incredible scenes.
he doesnt belong to me
hurry BACK!
Chiropractor isn't for backs is it.
it's for feet.
Hurry FEET!!
no, its for backs.
you're thinking of a peadiatrician.
now shut up
paediatrician is for children!
Have you been putting nappies on your feet?
ah, missspelling
peadatrician?
podiatrist, I believe.
and a Chiropodist deals with feet as well
paeds for kids
podiatrist for feet.
Pedant for me.
i'm vertabraying with laughter
this is SPINEing out of control.
it is now
Bye
Chiropractor, chiropractor,
I feel like writing a minuet (and my back hurts)
Don't worry, you've got Johann Sebastian Bach
I can't believe I thought this, let alone typed it.
Where's the plumber gone? He said he'd be back in 20 minuets.
make him a cuppa for when he returns.
I offered.
He said he didn't want one! Very rude I thought.
Charlie says
he doesn't know who you are/what you're talking about.
Tell him I met him on Wednesday!
I was the one with the beard and the good hair! I commented on his posture!
Hi,
I'm at home. The plumber is fixing my toilet. THIS ISN'T A PORN.
IT IS NOW
has your mum arrived?
Is that Barnet for 'just orgasmed'?
fakin right mayte
*Barné
Le Dernier Dinosaur?
Hang on, that was Denver.
Soz!
MinneapLOLis
Denver the arse dinosaur?
NOT IN MY CHILDHOOD
Was it on ITV?
Yeah, right after
Bagpussy
And Supercunt
Ho Cuss Poke Us
was after that right?
and
Rentboy-a-ghost
Boy meets paedophile
Gange Hill
Dyker Grove
'Blue' Peter
Inherently dirty.
Bernard's Cock
Twatanory
Mr Benn (dover)
DangerwankMouse
Rape The Pigeon
Schlong Distance Clara
:D
Alfonso Bonko
Cock-a-block
Bertha
Gayschool
Postman Scat
Thundertwats
*Thundercunts
Stinggay
Willy's Wish Wellingtons.
Clifford the Big Red Nob
That waas Stalin's nickname
WAASUUUP
The Adventures of Rupert Bare
WAASAABI
Roast-me and Jim
hahahaha!!!
Gooey Gruey
Round the b(ell)end
Fucky O'Hare
Pink Flash Gordon
Count Fuckyerma
Fuck Tales
Laid Marion and Her Merry Men
Neil Buchanan farts at twats
Strip & Gay(le): Rescue Wankers
Best thread this week.
We're taking the power back.