Come on, I need to know. I'm doing a study into...nah you won't fool for that.
Please post your measurements, seriously and no making stuff up. Dont't worry I don't need pictures as evidence I'm not that much of a pervert (debateable).
Ok then, go go go. ;)
...nope
I'm out!
Today had been going so well...
WHAT.THE.FUCK
Me
it's
Bamos
Bamos cleavage pixx imminent?
(from my autofill)
You're on my list, sunshine.
what?
the 'smother them with my boobs' list?
this thread can really fuck off before it's started
^this
x10
HO IS DA BIGGEST DICK?
*HAS
can it be me please?
thanks
Hmm.
No chance of this taking off really.
my burgeoning teats
are sopping wet and barely covered by a thin and slowly dissolving piece of tissue paper
You're an epic bellend
You lot are no fun.
:( *sulks*
Probably not me
Possibly me
OK so who has the testicles with the biggest diameter?
whos got the hairiest chonson
could everyone
please measure the length of your gooch/scranus. just... cos it'd be funny?
oh dear god.
who has a the biggst record errection
*Vinyl only please
The biggest one is the one on your head mate
:`D
:`D
:`D
:`D
boob head?
ahh! i get it.
I've got 2 on my head actually.
:P
I'm disappointed in the DiS community.
I started this thread, then left for a half an hour or so. I came back to see the results of what I had done and it's not exactly a great read.
So you know you started this
but are still surprised it isn't a good read?
you posted a thread asking girls to tell you how big their boobs were
what did you expect?!
results?
are you steve stifler?
For them to tell me.
It's a bit obvious really.
just PM all the ones youi think are fit and see what they say
seriously what did you expect from this?
I expected to find out who has the largest boobs on DiS.
You have a really short attention span don't you?
I thought tit-pervs
were only meant to be out on sunny days?
I dunno. My boss just arrived back after a week off so I'll observe him observing me and report back later with findings.
You really are a massive twatfarm.
^ The reason GM crops and the Human Genome Project scares me
mate
that'd be sweet - fucking fields of fresh twats just waiting to be picked
34/C
pics4Galactic
Bless you
I got a serious answer. This was obviously a thread that needed a serious answer. :)
i can confrim it IS bamos
sigh
then yawn, then maybe sigh again. We'l see...
Let me know if you sigh again please..
..It's really important for me to know, thanks.
Let me know if you start another retarded thread..
actually dont bother...its inevitable
Let me know when you..
..get your head out of your own arse and lighten up a little.
seconded!
lay off me and all. being stupid is cool
you told me to let you know when my next sigh was coming...
heads up
Ok, now what about my second request?
we've got the results back
and they dont look good
32/C or 34/B
I found that the number correlates to your general size (34 is 10, 32 is 8). Interesting.
I have no idea how Bra sizing works.
Grrr! I am a bloke!
one's the cup, one's the back
i know 32/C very well
its a nice pair of breasts. good for you
thanks
bit saggy though.
well.
im sure theyre lovely!
^PERV^
ha! gutted
blatant perving
I don't think this is appropriate.
Let's talk about Father Christmas instead.
How big are his tits?
foooking massive!!!!
But they don't even exist.
He doesn't.
But his tits do.
They float round at christmas, wearing some festie garb. Delivering presents and what not.
:D
i have it on good authority
that santa likes to wear victoria's secret.
not as big as my balls
arn't we all massive tits?
I think it's fair to say...
...that yes, we are all massive tits.
thoght as much
wank flannel is
Yes, what size tit are you then?
I'm a gargantuan tit
!!!
^I love this word
I can't compete with that. :(
I had to whip it out of nowhere
and run it thru a spell checker ace word aint it hehe
You didn't know the word before?
You've confused me but it's exactly the word I'd have used in this situation.
I knew it but couldnt spell the bastard
Oh, I get it now.
I think I would've guessed at the correct spelling without knowing it 100%. It's spelt how it sounds but I still would've used a spell check. :)
:)
im going to work for a solid hour (not happened before)
and please let this thread be gone when i get back
^ i'm going to go CD shopping for an hour
I'm going to try out that sleeping lark.
I done a 15 hour night shift.
P'haps
that's why you talk shite
Silly girl
I think you'll find we were finished.
Ah, fuck
I can't believe you've done this.
^
i dont have any boobs
i had cancer and had to get both of them removed
it's a sad story
I'm really sorry to hear that, how terrible for you.
(I asume you wouldn't joke about something like this, even though it's the internet)
I was joking
HAR HAR HAR
you've crushed him you know
I just assumed it would be an obvious joke
my sister just had that happen to her
not funny
heh
another 'joke'
Actually not funny.
I can't asume something like that is a joke, it shouldn't be a joke.
I used to like you. :(
look
if it were true, then i wouldn't announce it all over an internet forum like that, at least not in this context. k?
Probably not but how was I to know for definite?
I honestly didn't think you'd joke about something like that. It's bad taste I'm sorry it just is.
I won't hold it against you, you can expect me to treat you the same as I did before.
yeh
tis true, cancers one of them things. not even one of them 'funny til it happens to your mum things'. just one of them 'not funny ever really' things.
happened to my mum 10months ago and most deffo wasn't cool. i feel bad for putting that above when i shouldve just said 'not cool'
well the thing is
it's happened to several people i know and am related to as well, it's not like LOL ITS FUNNY CAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS TO OTHER PEOPLE but come on, everything can actually be joked about, feel free to dig up something dirty from my past and make horrible jokes about it, it only makes it seem less of a big deal.
dont worry bout it
its no big deal. im not in any way annoyed
goodo
I!!!!
do
^ he says he does
You're the biggest boob on DiS