its the future of dining!
You choose your raw ingredients from a menu of exquisite foodstuffs, all morrisons finest, and a recipe, and youre given a set amount of time in the luxury of the kitchens to cook. Then, because the floors are so clean you could eat off them, you actually DO eat off them.
Its gonna be big folks
Sounds like Mongolian Barbeque
but cuntier.
Now with more cunt!
Would you like some Barbecunt sauce with your Pork Cuntlet?
I think I'll have the veggie option
Just some minge tout please
^ Vagitarian
s'been done
apart from the floor thing
Give Emmin time
Morrisons = Fail
morrisons = shite
but i got big love for them, they employed me for 5years even tho i destroyed the place1
its part of my new chain of DIY places
im currently dveloping a pub in which going to the bar for a drink involves an intensive 10-12 week brewing process
How about
for a small amount more (£500), you could introduce 'milk your own cow' and 'churn your own butter' mornings before using the very same butter and milk for tea time with crumpets.
i like i like
theres plenty of room for young upstarts like you in this business
Okay and for the real top customers
'wait on your own table day'. Experience what it's like to wait on people like you, first hand! Then open up a smart restaurant next door and get those people to be the waiters/esses. That way, people are paying to eat AND people are paying to serve the eating people. A proper rip-off!
i like it as far as
the smart restaurant. that sounds like too much effort. somewhere involving actual customer service is probably above me right now.
DIY restaurant!?
Can I have raw plugs on sandpaper with a pva sauce?
thanks.
raw or rawl?
you decide
I want uncooked plugs!
im afraid
we only serve glasspaper. its a little cheaper and noone really notices the difference
that's like low-fat mayonnaise
IT'S NOT MAYONNAISE!!
No WAY!
This was my idea! But mine also involved seperate themed dining areas. So if you were cooking oriental you'd sit on cushions with a low table, if you made burgers and stuff you'd get a whole load of crap on the wall like alligators.
I can't believe you stole my idea! I literally thought of this just 6 weeks ago!
come to think of it
i do remember finding a door in the 13th floor of some building with stupidly low ceilings which let me into your mind for 15mins and then dumped me out on the jersey turnpike.
or maybe that was something else....
was it called 'being art vandelay'?
cos i think ive seen it, or something similar
You've
been watching too much Seinfeld.
there is no such thing
There's a Mongolian resaurant in Glasgow,
called Khublai Khan where you're given a bowl and you pick raw ingrediants from a table set out like a buffet, the meats include zebra, ostrich, kangaroo and crocodile, various unusual vegetables, pastas, rice, sauces and herbs. Then you give it to a guy who cooks in front of you on a hot stone.
It's a fun experiance when with a group of friends (I went on a work night out).
The only thing is if you were given free reign in the kitchen, health and safety would be a massive issue. People might not cook meat properly and the knives and hot cookers would pose a problem to all the eejits you'd be likely to get.
yes this is a concern
mostly the whole thread was a joke!
the concept of the restaurant is essentially the worst restaurant ever!
It's basicly an expensive way to eat in.
AND you have to eat off the floor too!
and did i mention? We only serve soup!
i wish i hadnt started this thread
now the market has been saturated by copycat restaurants. for shame