Accusing wholesome Dolly Parton of saying really quite filthy things about her fellow country icons isn't the best idea, as US shock jock Howard Stern has just discovered. Howie spliced together words from Dolly's audio book to make it sound like she was talking about all sorts of muck. And Dolly is fuming:

"I have never been so shocked, hurt and humiliated in all my life. I cannot believe what Howard Stern has done to me. In a blue million years, I would never have such vulgar things come out of my mouth. They have done editing or some sort of trickery to make this horrible, horrible thing. Please accept my apology for them and certainly know I had nothing to do with this. If there was ever going to be a lawsuit, it's going to be over this. Just wanted you to know that I am completely devastated by this."

It's quite obvious that no person with actual ears is going to mistake it for the real deal, but you can listen to the extremely NSFW audio below, if you need to make up your mind.