I'm not joking. I was five stone when I was fifteen years old and used to faint everywhere. My school skirt had to be rolled up about seven times in order to fit me. Good times!
It just seems so half-arsed. You either eat or you don't eat, rather than creating a big mess and laxing it everywhere as well (another bulimic speciality)
It was a bad joke. I generally don't understand animosity towards body-types. It is the new racism, in some ways.
There's genuinely few things lovelier than going to a turkish bath on a sunday and being surrounded by women with proper, womanly bodies that bear the marks of childhood, and age, and sexual experience and just general adulthood.
Sorry, that's very earnest, but I mean it.
Shit joke. I kind of apologise if there are any bulimics here.
your body still absorbs a lot of the calories before you throw them back up. so it's not as effective as most people think it might be. hence why a lot of bulimics are actually an average size.. 10-14 or so..
I heard a rumour DiS was good again
they lied.
hi
hi, how are you?
not bad
ace
you?
alright fanxxx
cool
shark well and truly jumped
and i thought i had a gift for being unfunny
i feel like stewart fucking lee
Really? I feel like Lee
This is about as funny
as getting arsecancer.
Go away Captain Ass-human.
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How's this thread working out for you, GalacticStar3ruption ?
Unfortunately it's not really caught on like I thought it might.
How would it be cheap to run?
You wouldn't make any money!
Bulimic would be more profitable.
Of course I wouldn't make any money.
I hate to break it to you but this isn't a serious thread.
Neither was my reply.
:O
?
bulimic restaurant
good thinking, he'd make a fortune, as long as he had like 15 toilet cubicles ready for them
you should
open this in between a mcdonalds and a thorntons or something
yeah
a great income
Exactly
your threads havent really been up to scratch tpoday
i blame the weekend
or the weather
combination probably
They've been the height of stupidity..
..surely you can appreciate threads like that.
One of them was about boobs, how can you say these things?
I don't find this funny
I was an anorexic for a year, and still have an eating disorder of sorts.
When will you open?
Are there going to be special puke stops for bulimics? I don't like bulimics. They're greedy and lazy. Don't eat all the fucking food.
oh my god are you joking?
You shouldn't joke about that.
^5
no
I'm not joking. I was five stone when I was fifteen years old and used to faint everywhere. My school skirt had to be rolled up about seven times in order to fit me. Good times!
It just seems so half-arsed. You either eat or you don't eat, rather than creating a big mess and laxing it everywhere as well (another bulimic speciality)
I think my irony meter is broken
Do you really hate bulimics? Why am I even in this thread? Bye
I've never understood the laxative thing,
surely it wouldn't help you loose weight as all the calories would already be absorbed?
Fainting everywhere seems like
an inefficient mode of personal locomotion
yes, of course I was joking
anorexics/bulimics = weirdoes
I like a big girl, myself. x
i mean, not joking about the first part
but joking about the second part
*explodes*
oh god
It was a bad joke. I generally don't understand animosity towards body-types. It is the new racism, in some ways.
There's genuinely few things lovelier than going to a turkish bath on a sunday and being surrounded by women with proper, womanly bodies that bear the marks of childhood, and age, and sexual experience and just general adulthood.
Sorry, that's very earnest, but I mean it.
Shit joke. I kind of apologise if there are any bulimics here.
bulimics rock
all the enjoyment, none of the calories. i bet they are better in bed too.
its a given surely
This is true
John Prescott's secretary told me.
paging MirriLondon, MirriLondon to thread please
it was a joke!
like cancer (see whiterussian's post)
Except that their teeth rot,
their breath smells, their cheeks are all puffy and their knuckles are all scabby.
except actually.
your body still absorbs a lot of the calories before you throw them back up. so it's not as effective as most people think it might be. hence why a lot of bulimics are actually an average size.. 10-14 or so..
a size 14 bullimic
is a funny thought
as far as its possible to be funny
Most of them do it to remain normally
A lot of ex anorexics lapse into Bulimia because it means they gain weight and can then stabilise.
Eating disorders are horrible, and they've already torn apart several portions of my life. So they really are not funny at all.
STOP STARTING THREADS
YOU'RE AN IDIOT
You love me really, you all do.
FUCK OFF
srsly
Jesus wept.
i wish id never started my DIY restaurant
since the market has been since flooded with copycat places! that fookin MEAT restaurant was the same as mine!just with live-er animals!
No.