Are you all having lots of good sex?
Or not getting any at all?
Just curious.
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I'm having sex about once a week..
but it's pretty soul destroying.
with the same person?
Sorry, that question reflects badly on me, but if you were with the same person, wouldn't you be doing it more than once a week? Unless you're both 900 years old and arthritic.
No no no,
we're both young and nimble. Well one of us is nimble.
I just know i shouldn't be doing it for long and complicated reasons yet, when it comes to it, i'm too weak to say no.
basically
you're 'special' friends?
If you mean,
special friends who secretly detest eachother but can't let go because they don't want to see the person with someone else then, yes.
oh, man
Those situations suck.
You have the sex (once a week, somewhat regularly whatever). Causes tons of anguish. Next time you see each other, you have it again because you don't have anything to say to each other (that isn't going to be mean) and need to break the tension. It's such a cycle.
sorry.
that all sounds personal. don't know what your situation is, obvs
A vicious, vicious, sexy cycle.
It's good filthy mouthed sex though. Regrettably, i die a little inside as soon (literally as soon) as it's over.
Other than that you've got the situation nailed on correct.
You had me at sexy.
is that because it's with a prostitute?
or you're a gigolo?
Yes, a really shit gigolo
who gets a pity fuck from the woman at the Job Centre because i'm so fucking rubbish she can't find me any work in the "Massage" industry.
hopefully she pity-slips-you-a-few-notes for it too?
whatever pays the bills hey.
I'm not
OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!? >:
I PROOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIISE
XD
That would be...
...not getting any atol.
I've had to talcum powder my crotch 16 times today. I'm red raw from my own hand-love.
SSSOOOOOOOOO HOOORNAY!
I'm guessing the latter
There really are a depressing number of sex-related threads.
Not that the odd one's a bad thing. But seriously, is there nothing important happening in the world? No new videos of kittens on youtube? Doesn't anybody need to know where to start with the Fall? Hasn't anybody decided they don't like a new Shoreditch fashion trend? Nothing at all?
I rely on DiS for my daily dose of cynicism, but all I'm getting today is sweaty beards and heavy breathing. Not fun.
sweaty beards and heavy breathing
sounds like TONNES OF FUN actually
Well, yes, it always is
But I'm afraid for me not in a sexual context.
cardiffians are having a great day on dis
i'm having sex right now
it's a saturday night
and we're sat at home posting on a geeky internet music forum.
do you even have to ask this question?
I hate to break this to you...
But it's Friday.
she's gained a whole day
for sexy fun!
lol
yeah, it's only the BEGINNING of the weekend sadly. Two days before you can socially acceptably chow down to Antiques Roadshow and go to bed early. Is that just me?
Two more sexless nights to go.
Is Monday the day for sex now?
Because nobody told me. Do I have to sign up or something?
oh, and that makes it SO MUCH BETTER
(i left school two days ago and already i'm completely losing my sense of time)
Just wait until you get to university
It's like being cryogenically frozen, or at least I imagine so.
I pretty much rely upon Eggheads to tell me which day it is.
Eggheads on TV = Probably missing a lecture.
Eggheads not on TV = It's the weekend, no lectures!
The bin day is Monday, but usually I end up putting it out around Wednesday.
Oh, student life. So WACKY.
<3
its like the time where you thought you had 1000 posts all over again!
SHUTUP
i'm going to stop posting now :(((
:'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(
sorry!
anyway
it's because I'VE LEFT SCHOOL NOW so i have been doing absolutely nothing all day so it feels like a saturday. so there :D
i finished school 2 years ago
its been like one massive saturday ever since.
I hate you both so much right now.
i go to college
and im finishing that on friday. its like one big skins episode. right now im snorting coke from a midgets forehead whilst bathing in lucozade.
I'd say wacky
but it sounds kinda fun, minus the cocaine. and the midget. and the lucozade. actually I just want a bath.
youre going to be so lost at college my friend
Amen to that, brother
MEANIE
Hai
im really very horny
dammnit!!!!!!
Sunday, can't wait!
Antiques Roadshow?
i'm not horny
i'm just really bored and uninspired
I haven't done anyone since yesterday morning
I'm getting mad and angry. Grr!
well, boo fucking hoo for you
^
was it a DiSer?
Nope!
I've managed to keep my lovelife and DiS separate.
thats a complete lie
Location: Nottingham, Nottinghamshire
?
eh?
,
the link between nottingham
and keeping lovelife/dis separate..?
where's melesmeles
when you need him :(
it's okay prof,
I UNDERSTAND
were you ever
part of the anti nottingham gang that also didnt like blaaast much?
no,
but i know of its legacy
of power.
you can be our treasurer if you want. alley is a bit shit at it.
k!
though i'm not sure why you need a treasurer. do you blackmail the nottingham people and make them pay you silence money?
come to think of it
im not sure why we do. but i think we ought to have one. im not that great with numbers, and tom whyman is far to busy making his cardigan guns.
i think we've already established
that i'm not too great with numbers either. or days of the week. :(
good point
ok you can sharpen our knives. and throw bricks at blaast.
but...
i don't really mind blaaast that much. can i still be in the club anyway?
knife-sharpening i can definitely do. i also like the sound of these cardigan guns. nottingham cardigan-shooting spree?
I iz readin ur postz
stealin ur ideaz
you'll never be able to pull off the cardigan gun thing
tom whyman has "literally hundreds" of cardigans (direct quote from an inside source)
blaaast has mellowed
cardigans are like our calling card. there are literaly hundreds of nottingham dissers lying in gutters wearing cardigans right now.
:D
sounds like my sort of mafia.
So what exactly is
the beef with the nottingham disers?
you sound like bastards
you are SO in.
:D
any more to it than that?
all the best things sound like bastards:
Powertools
The Jesus Lizard
Dinosaurs
Bombs exploding
personally i quite like the albanian mafia
"Albanian mafia gangs are believed to be largely behind sex trafficking in the United Kingdom[9] and are believed to have a foothold in the King's Cross area of London, as well as competing with Turkish gangs over the heroin trade. [10]"
i wonder if they'll let me join.
What's all this?
I'm in Nottingham. There's a DiS crew around here? How did I not know this?
*cracks knuckles*
evenin'
yeah, there's a few of us!
*Join us....*
My mother always told me never to trust strangers on the internet
Although, if you have sweets and/or a puppy concealed in a long trenchcoat, I could be swayed.
dude
i cant believe your mom actualy said that.
thats totally not cool.
She also said winners don't do drugs
Unsurprisingly, I fail at a lot of things.
man
thats so unrighteous.
.
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa240/lucas1683/Free_Candy.jpg
we have a sadpunk
and plantation chips.
But apparently you have cardigans
I've already stated in other threads that, except when on the retired, cardigans should not be donned.
I'll be having endless sex from June 28th
until then, all I can do is get sick thrills from thinking about DiS girls!
is that when your mail order bride arrives from asia?
close :)
enjoy
coincidentally
that is the day before i turn 16.
Zonino 3.5?
where all your DiS girl fantasies become reality?
I'm guessing
lashings and lashings of terrible sex.
Oh lord, save me from all this terrible sex.
i feel like
screwing scarlett johansson.
nice
i concur
so goddamn sexy time.
mmmm.
but lets not do at the same time... that'd be too weird.