We read the weekend's papers so you don't have to. And here's what we found out: Lily Allen loves cheese sandwiches, hates canapes ... John Prescott is funny when he writes about getting pissed ... Julie Walters to play anti-rude-telly campaigner Mary Whitehouse ... Duffy talks to Observer Music Monthly (and is hideously retouched on the cover), gets kiss-and-telled ... Iceland is the best place to live in the world, especially if you're a woman ... The Sex And The City movie is a bit rubbish ... Music's "uberfans" are a funny bunch ...