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Beggers who tell u long stories about how they lost their limbs

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by Maxster

Then ask for a £1 for cheap cider and chicken and chips, pritty annoying?

Maxster | 19 May '08, 23:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Try loosing your limbs.

I bet that's annoying.

Your attitude beggars belief!

DOYOUSEEWHATIDIDTHERE?


No

Not as annoying as people who cant even spell "pretty". Get a job!


But i cant spell

so therefore i cant get a job


Isn't it always a diabetic ulcer...

...masqueraded as a shotgun wound?


....

I had a woman come up to me last week, she looked respectable enough, and she had a big story about missing her lift and not having change and only having a scottish £5.

I had to stop her mid stream to tell her she'd told me the exact same story a month before hand.

Begging: fail


I think I'm friends with a beggar

who is often by the Academy in Manchester.

And by this I don't just mean I'll smile and nod and give him money, I mean he's actually sort of properly become my friend.


^ that guy tried to sell me a ticket to one of my gigs

although yesterday the oldham street tram declared his leg got 'firebombed in the falklands' proceeded to show me some lovely track marks on his calves...

i gave him a pound for effort...