I had a woman come up to me last week, she looked respectable enough, and she had a big story about missing her lift and not having change and only having a scottish £5.
I had to stop her mid stream to tell her she'd told me the exact same story a month before hand.
although yesterday the oldham street tram declared his leg got 'firebombed in the falklands' proceeded to show me some lovely track marks on his calves...
Try loosing your limbs.
I bet that's annoying.
Your attitude beggars belief!
DOYOUSEEWHATIDIDTHERE?
No
Not as annoying as people who cant even spell "pretty". Get a job!
But i cant spell
so therefore i cant get a job
Isn't it always a diabetic ulcer...
...masqueraded as a shotgun wound?
....
I had a woman come up to me last week, she looked respectable enough, and she had a big story about missing her lift and not having change and only having a scottish £5.
I had to stop her mid stream to tell her she'd told me the exact same story a month before hand.
Begging: fail
I think I'm friends with a beggar
who is often by the Academy in Manchester.
And by this I don't just mean I'll smile and nod and give him money, I mean he's actually sort of properly become my friend.
^ that guy tried to sell me a ticket to one of my gigs
although yesterday the oldham street tram declared his leg got 'firebombed in the falklands' proceeded to show me some lovely track marks on his calves...
i gave him a pound for effort...