give me some quick jokes. I like rude ones.
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What do you call an android rugby player?
Robot Andrew
that's NOT a joke.
Whats blue and fucks grannies?
Hypethermia.
Why did the robot run out of batteries?
Because his professor had forgot to put him on charge the previous night as he was watching All The Presidents Men!
What's the thickest robot?
Stupidbot 4511-R
How many robots does it take to win a cross country race?
Just one with caterpillar tracks!
What did the robot say to the cat?
"Does not compute!"
What does a robot like to eat as a snack?
Wires on toast!
Why did the robots shake hands?
Because their makers programmed them to!
What do robots do to stay in shape?
Roborobics!
What's a robots favourite sport?
Discus!
SHUT UP
How did the robot get to the top of the mountain?
It climbed there!
Why was the robot crying?
Oil leak!
What did the robot do to the car?
Fixed it!
Who's the best robot actor?
Harrison Fordbot!
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
The police.
:-D
What's red and yellow all over?
A sunny period.
Q: What's funny about shooting a disabled person in the face?
A: Nothing at all. To derive humour from an already humourless and reprehensible topic would be nothing short of discriminatory.
what do you call a black pilot?
a pilot, you rascist
.
racist. What a sp.
isn't it: what do you call a black guy sititng at the front of a plane?
The pilot, you racist.
hahaha ^^^^
that I like.
Whats blue and fucks kids?
You in your lucky blue suit.
yessssssssss
whats blue and makes women cry?
cot death
....
me in my blue rapesuit?
whats orange and blue and at th bottom of the pool?
a baby with burst armbands
Boris Johnson goes the doctor
and tells him 'I can't stop being aroused by my reflection in the mirror'.
The doctor says 'that is because you are a cunt'
Ho Ho Ho.
congrats
full marks
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
whats worse than finding half a maggot in your apple?
the holocaust
How does every racist joke start?
quick look round your shoulder