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Why is London full of sick people

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by Maxster

MAKING ME ILL AND ALL THAT SHIZZLE

Maxster | 21 May '08, 13:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Because it's full of pollution

it's overcrowded, overworked, overly expensive and full of rats and cockroaches.

Bascially.


dunno about that

but i call shops every day for my job and whenever i speak to london (no matter what store) i usually get some twit who cant understand what im saying and just fucks up whatever i ask them to do!
london sucks!!!


Immigration


i read this statistic that

more people die of the common cold percentage wise in london than anywhere else in europe.

could be bollocks but i remembered it.


People who say "shizzle"

Deserve to be izzle.


BRAP

DRIVEBY BUKKA


Driveby bukkake?


hahahahaha

Ah Bamos....the picture in my head was incredibly wrong.

This site is getting better again yes!


I missed this before.

It brings a milky tear to my eye! :D


...

[wipes mango juice and bits of sandwich off keyboard]

Damn you...


Because we're fully sick, mate!

(Only the Aussies will get that...)


I use that excuse when I make shit jokes too

"Well its hilarious if you are half Bolivian"


C'MON

GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

OOOO-AAA-AAA-A-AA!


yeah & they're always getting sick on the tube an' that.

annoying.

on the upside though, makes taking sickies far more believable.


you people with your 'sick days'

I work freelance, therefore have to drag myself into work by my fingernails even when dead from leprosy.

I'll infect you all! Hah.


eek!

just had a vision of your leprosyed fingernails tearing from your fingertips as you drag yourself into work, a-la land of the dead...


Exactly

And I fully intend to take advantage of this fact by taking tomorrow and Friday off thus giving myself a full 5 days of peace. I could break into chez Bamos and steal his Radiohead CD's for example.


If your tired of London youre tired of life

Oh help me Rhonda I'm feeling dizzy





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