cos i just measured it
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would anyone like to know the exact dimensions and weight of my penis/balls?
10 votes
?
by rancidmeatmannequin
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you been resting ya head on some scales again
Is this Rob Bloomfield's side project?
you just beat me to
"is this the new Liars record"?
yay :D
Worst Morrissey b-side ever
Go on then
...
ok...
limp - 3.5"
hard - 7.3"
circumference when hard - 4.8"
weight of testicles - 0.67kg
weight of testicles and penis - 1.02kg
...fantastic
...
Are these in inches
or Pitchfork ratings?
pitchfork gave my cock 8.3
ryan screiber loved the way it felt inside his asshole
I'm quite curious to know
how you manage to weigh them precisely without cutting them...
scales
anyone want to know how many fingers?
Wait til I send Tony over
and then I'll guess zero
who's guessed three?
cos youre a winner baby!
gash
NO
keep it to yourself
too late
see above
MY COCK AND BALLS!;
limp - 2.9"
hard - 6.2"
circumference when hard - 3.7"
dunno about weight, but they feel pretty hefty!
you hairy meat mannequin?
very nice
maybe sometime we can meet up and meat up
that'd be superfly
meaty honey