Drowned in Sound

Search

Home > Community > Social

What's in your pockets?

no votes
? by Durutti
Well?

I just found a pair of crap, foam ear plugs (used), a homemade armband with the words "hate squad" stenciled on it, some loose change, keys and a scrap of paper with a mobile nuimber on it. I have no idea whose.

You?
Durutti | 11 Jul '05, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Mobile phone, wallet, shrapnel, work ID card, keys with Bettie Page keyring.
tre_cools_sticks | 11 Jul '05, 14:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

the above roughly and some 'professional' chewing gum whatever the fuck that is - since I've been chewing it ive not noticed a change in my job title
prole-art-threat | 11 Jul '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Well duh! It's got micro-granules. You know? Like the pros use?
zxcvbnm | 11 Jul '05, 14:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

1 x tescos reciept

&

£3.55p in change
marcofella | 11 Jul '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Lend us 20p for a cuppa tea, guv.
Durutti | 11 Jul '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

*throws 50p peice at Durutti*

Keep the change bud.
marcofella | 11 Jul '05, 14:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have no pockets!!!!!
I feel left out!
cheap-tat | 11 Jul '05, 14:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have one hand in my pocket.




The other is administering comedy rapid punches to Alanis Morrisette.
Slicky | 11 Jul '05, 14:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

tissues, a barbie doll t-shirt (i have no idea why), a snapped ice-lolly stick and umm...5p
WiggyluvsBillieJoe | 12 Jul '05, 18:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Hair clip, 1/4 of a musli bar wrapper, red nailpolish, one earring, tissue.
MaryMary | 11 Jul '05, 14:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I'm in a dressing gown. That is a bit sad, especially as it's an hour later over here. God, I should go get dressed!
fihiki | 11 Jul '05, 14:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

keys, change, plectrums of assorted colours and thicknesses, elastic band, starburst that a homeless person gave to me, bus ticket, toy panda.
commandercool | 11 Jul '05, 14:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Not a darned thing. I unloaded my pockets onto my desk this morning, so at 8.50am it would have been: my train ticket, a young persons railcard, my phone, one house key with a Varsity keyring/bottle opener on it, £2.20 in change and my fags and lighter. Boring as. I might start putting exciting things in my pocket before I leave for work to make me smile during the day.
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 14:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Pockets? Get a wallet.

I actually have nothing in my pockets, s'all in my man-bag :P
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 14:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Young persons railcard? Who d'ya steal that off? I like your idea of exciting pocket fillers though. What about getting someone else to put something different in your pocket each morning without teling you what. Oh! how the long days at work would just fly by.
Durutti | 11 Jul '05, 14:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

18-25 my good man, 18-25. I'm still clinging on to the last vestige of me youth. I'll cry a tear in January when I can't renew it, that I shall.

Exciting pocket fillers are the way forward. Like toys in Cornflakes or something. Unexpected and ace. I might start putting different food stuffs in peoples pockets. 'Today, Mrs Bamos reched into her pocket to find last nights pasta bake! Yesterday, she found some fried mushrooms!'
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 14:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

reched into her pockets! Still, a handful of cold pasta bake might make me retch...
Durutti | 11 Jul '05, 14:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Mobile phone,car keys,elastic bands and a badger keyring
The_Doc | 11 Jul '05, 14:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Nothing. My shorts have no pockets, so i'll use my desk instead. CD's (mixed), phone, aftershave, amp plugs, scissors, demos, two ipods, deodorant, glue, pens, mail. Innit.
Adrian_Denial | 11 Jul '05, 14:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Ok well NOW i have money and receipts. And a hair clip. It's all good. I actually have a pound too, any takers? :)
fihiki | 11 Jul '05, 14:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

a pound of what?
kovacs | 11 Jul '05, 14:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Sarcasm... ah that old chestnut :-|
marcofella | 11 Jul '05, 14:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

a british pound. It's all euros here! Though if you like, I can probably get you a pound of erm, butter.
fihiki | 11 Jul '05, 14:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I'll take it. Do Belgians have pounds? I thought you traded in, liek, chocolate, and models of that little dude with his winky out having a piss? True money.
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 14:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Don't refer to me as a Belgian! But yes, Belgians do make alot of money out of Japanese tourists going to see a little boy having a pee. They, the Belgians, are a bit sad. Don't have much going for them y'see.
fihiki | 11 Jul '05, 14:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

And waffles, don't forget waffles, the currency of gods.
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 14:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

mmmmmmm, belgian waffles.........

and beer too. and lace. lace. you can tell theres alot of fun to be had round these parts!!
fihiki | 11 Jul '05, 14:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

funnily enough, beer, lace and waffles is what i just found in my pockets....
commandercool | 11 Jul '05, 14:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

you have belgium in your pockets?!
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 14:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

They're waffly versatile. Foodstuff and currency in one handy...erm...thing. 'I'll give you three waffles for your wife.'
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 14:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Do stop waffling on about it
tre_cools_sticks | 11 Jul '05, 14:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have a bag most days.

In my bag:

lipgloss
pen
tiny hello kitty purse containing copper/silver and keys with hello kitty key ring
mobile - 077hahaha
sherbet two dips thing
a mug and two teabags - one peppermint, one rooibosh.
Patricide | 11 Jul '05, 15:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

What the hell is rooibosh?
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I was just about to ask that too.
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 15:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

and, you keep a mug in your bag?

do you keep a kettle in there too?
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 15:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

That would be the best bag ever. I'm gonna start carrying a kettle in my man bag. That'd be ace.
'Wanna cuppa?'
'Yeah, here's my kettle'
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

And a small power generator to power the thing.

You'd also need a waffle iron.
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 15:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Yes, I'm going to do my bag too, having no pockets:

Pink leather wallet and matching mirror
Little pink spotty purse
Mobile
Keys on a long pink spring so I can find them easily
Biro
Little tin with a cat on with my vitamin C and fish oil tablets in
Factor 30 suntan lotion
My car stereo front thing
Sight and Sound magazine
The Guardian jobs section
nice_squirrel | 11 Jul '05, 15:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Or a toastie maker. I won't bother with a generator, I'll have a foldable wheel type arrangement that I can peddle, like a hamster, to generate power to boil the kettle. It's lighter and more practical, and I get to work up an appetite for the cuppa I'm about to brew.
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Don't you know what Rooibosh is? Bless! It's non tannin, decaff tea that gets rid of free radicals (no idea what they are) in the body. It comes from Holland And Barratt and costs £3. The office health freak drinks it too so now.... (FREE TEA!!)

I have a wooly weaved satchel bag, it's pretty roomy, I don't like office cups so I bring my own.

I am not a health nut, my lunch today was awful and I had pizza for dinner two nights running. My body needs atonement.

I bet alien keeps a book of feisty quips in his bag and Bamos has a pie concealed within his.
Patricide | 11 Jul '05, 15:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I haven't had a pie for over two months now. Don't sully my good dieting name *Flexes bingo wings*
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have no such book and I still feel none the wiser, the free radicals?? didn't they have that song "dont, let, go, you've got the music in youuuu"
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 15:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

No, what's that stuff in loreal that seems made up?

like retinol A and retinox, I'm sure they don't exist.

It's just healthy tea alien, no more no less.
Patricide | 11 Jul '05, 15:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Boswelox.
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Like the ones from Bread?
Slicky | 11 Jul '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Yes.
WARNING: L'Oreal may contain Jonathan Morris.
bamos | 11 Jul '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Hahaha.... I was just about to say Boswelox, I pissed myself laughing the first time I saw that advert.

I prefer the spelling Boswollocks though.
homesick_alien | 11 Jul '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

^^ exactly. what is it?
Patricide | 11 Jul '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

75p, my Tube pass, a hole, some door keys.
I lose.
Mike_Diver | 11 Jul '05, 15:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

oooh bamos you have the best ideas. i'm gonna start filling my pockets now. no room for boring things like money. it'll be sweets, action figures, spoons and snow globes.
MaryMary | 11 Jul '05, 15:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Belt, dirty syringe, wrap of brown powder, notebook of lyrics about "Albion"...

Wait a minute, this isn't my coat...
John_Brainlove | 11 Jul '05, 15:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

In my purse:
wallet( no money, but filled with receipts), used film, CNN press pass (from a tour), Car dealership business cards, An unuaully large comb, lipstick
chapstick, a key, pens, a couple dollars randomly laying around, batteries, a necklace, coins a huge amount of empty gum wrappers, nail polish, a Delta flight badge, candy wrappers, and a tampon

And my purse isnt even that big
dork89 | 11 Jul '05, 16:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

An Ugmo Hawkins Voodoo Doll complete with strategically placed pins.
Psyche | 11 Jul '05, 16:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I don't ever out things in my pockets, ever

I have a lady bag, you see, for all my things
ladyoftheflowers | 11 Jul '05, 17:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have no pockets, just got out of the shower. I carry a little bambino in my pouch though!!
julesfella | 11 Jul '05, 17:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

spoon, 37 eurocents, iPod, bits of astroturf, and a post-it put in my pocket over a week ago reminding me to get a haircut. A green post-it nonetheless.
Kid_A | 11 Jul '05, 17:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

*no less.

graagh.
Kid_A | 11 Jul '05, 17:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

pens, purse (money, bass pass, old tube passes, bank card in it), ipod, 3 cds (black market clash, andy warhol, this is the modern world), an umbrella, packet of tissues, glasses and case, broken sunglasses and a llama
pirate | 11 Jul '05, 18:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Nothing, i'm wearing my footy shorts with no pockets.
TheShapeOfPunkToCome | 11 Jul '05, 19:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

phone, keys, gum, bus pass/uni cards/debit card etc, artrocker card, tissues, more gum, about £9 in loose change and strangely 3 Euros.
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 11 Jul '05, 19:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

i dont have any pockets but my bag has: purse, house keys, work keys, phone, pens, lip balm and a spoon!
rosa | 11 Jul '05, 19:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

i keep my willy in my pocket...
captainpoohat | 11 Jul '05, 20:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

thanks for sharing that with everyone.
rosa | 11 Jul '05, 20:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

earlier today (when i had something in my pocket)

camera - wallet - mobile phone - sand - keys - bus ticket
exciting
soapy | 11 Jul '05, 20:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

sand? that is exciting.
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 11 Jul '05, 20:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

A pen, £1.53, keys, phone, Goldrider Stagecoach bus pass ( way more valuable than my phone actually) and some Chewits.
CaviarAndCigarets | 11 Jul '05, 21:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

oh I do have stuff in my pockets. You know when you wash clothes with tissure in the wash accidentally (opbv not on purpose) and you get htat horrid stuff all over yoyr clothes, I have that
ladyoftheflowers | 11 Jul '05, 21:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

a map o t in the park, a U2 badge, a batman badge, some polo mints and white goggle sunglasses
Quiffy | 11 Jul '05, 21:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

three badges i found on the floor of king tut's tent - at the drive-in, trail of dead and sgt peppers lonely hearts club band
my T camping wristband
a purple plectrum, though i don't play the guitar
2 dice
a ribbon from my hat
some reciepts
a 2p coin
pretty_vacant | 12 Jul '05, 21:08 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Your wristband is already in your pocket???

My Reading one was on for 5 months until it disintegrated \M/
tom_from_sparks | 12 Jul '05, 21:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

i think i'll put it back on tomorrow, but i hate having things on my wrists when i sleep so i had to take it off. It's a fabric one though, so it'll keep!
pretty_vacant | 12 Jul '05, 21:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

You can slip it on and off?

Mine was part of me for those 5 months.

I gave it a proper cremation and everything when it went... :-(
tom_from_sparks | 12 Jul '05, 21:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

yah, tis an adjustable one. classy. all pretty blue and red too!

my goodness i'm being thrown off the computer again

people are so selfish, jeeez.

i'm going to go watch the lost boys...
pretty_vacant | 12 Jul '05, 21:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

you have a ribbon-y hat and DICE!

but only 2p. You fucking suck at gambling PV. :P
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 12 Jul '05, 21:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

i know, i started with enough to buy a flump!

and now what? cola bottles? it's gone downhill....
pretty_vacant | 12 Jul '05, 21:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

at least you can speak of your loss, it's the first step...

did you lose the hat the ribbon was attached to on the nags?
i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 12 Jul '05, 21:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

:P naw, the ribbon kept falling off so i removed it, but the hat saved me from turning lobster-like at T

speaking of which, if anyone spots a girl in a massive black hat on the highlights anywhere, that was me :D
pretty_vacant | 12 Jul '05, 21:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

Were the T-shirts a success?
tom_from_sparks | 12 Jul '05, 21:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

someone laughed at my 'OH MY GOD I'M TOTALLY BONING!' one. aside from that though? nope.

:(
pretty_vacant | 13 Jul '05, 14:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

kleenex. Go figure.
Gashwrecker | 13 Jul '05, 15:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I like this!

A comb, my mobile, my keys with my Captain Haddock keyring, my wallet with my no money in
HADDOCK | 13 Jul '05, 15:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Re: What's in your pockets?

I have nothing in my pockets. But in my bag, i have;
purse,mobile. passport, ipod, brush, keys, chewing gum, empty pack of scampi fries, bus/tram/train thickets. I think thats all.
bruise_pristine90 | 13 Jul '05, 23:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply