Salacious stuff from the DrownedinSound newsroom today as we bring you word that Linnea Jönsson, singer with jolly Swedish popsters Those Dancing Days, is auctioning off a KISS on popular internet site eBay.
Hussy? It’s for charity you reactionary berk. Unity Day is “a free community festival which aims to benefit local underprivileged people,” according to the seller who may or may not have Linnea’s permission. Would someone concoct this elaborate ruse in the hope of conning naïve Those Dancing Days fans?
The consensus seems to be ‘hmm, perhaps’ – there are no bids as of yet for the Scandi-pop puckering. Which is fairly strange, seeing as Linnea Jönsson is even cuter than the music her band makes.
Happy bidding? Go here, lonely ones. Thanks to DiS user Get_Crater for the ‘tip’.
Video: Those Dancing Days - 'Hitten'
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How much for...
... aargh I cant say it.
tongues and second base allowed?
ONE MILLION POUNDS!
one BILLION DOLLARS!
-said in a Dr. Evil voice-
Beware
They're about 13 year old so you might get the old bill on you! It might be a trap!
what about
Returns policy? Isn't mentioned.
that pic
doesn't do her justice! it's a shame we have to go to leeds to collect it though? knew there was a catch
If I shut my eyes
I could pretend she was Bixler.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedric_Bixler-Zavala
?
^^ thats fucking hailarious
seriously
if I lived within 100 miles of Leeds.
and I was one year older.
I would SO go for this.
I don't want to be the one to have to break this to you, but...
you're alright kissing at 15.
Fortunately I know this
But I think she may have some issues with that fact.
nah, yer awright, pal
She looks like a Home Counties prep school boy circa the early 90s.
Oh dear
Im not in Leeds anymore.
Its only on £1.04 at the moment ...
what's wrong with all you lusty young indie studs out there ? Think of the poor girl's feelings !
I'd put in a bid meself but the age difference would make it a particularly icky spectacle I'm afraid.
now, if it was the keyboard playa
*................goes misty*
It's in Leeds!
£1.04 in London prices is £30,000 (comparison based on housing market)
This is true!
Are you kidding?!
This city is so fucking overpriced.
she looks...
like simon amstell in that pic. I most defintely wouldn't. Is it going to go a bit L7? Fiver to see her norks, etc.
not simon amstell
luke pritchard from the kooks.
Would it also be wrong to
copy their example and hussle off your bassplayer's useless arse to pay for all the rehearsal and recording time he never showed for? Don't give me that geneva convention crap...!