but amn't really arsed about it - probably cos I know I'll fail in all likelihood. However, I know I should be reading the rules of the road and all that but am very easily distracted.
Give me a quick/humorous synopsis of the rules of the road please.
GO!
IF YOU SEE OTHER CARS
APPLY THE BRAKES AND SOUND YOUR HORN
don't fall asleep
jack off til yr dick hurts
and aim yr cum all over the examiner
especially if stuck in traffic
Brakes affected by water.
If you have driven through deep water it will not be possible to apply the brakes. Unleash the red and yellow wings at the first safe opportunity by talking gently to the vehicle make sure that the system is working. If it is not fully effective, gently apply rage.
Remember to stick your hands out of the windows to indicate.
Stick your hand through the sunroof to indicate that you're braking. You can't trust brake lights these days.
be a beautiful girl
and get a pervy examiner
check your mirror
every 10 seconds and you'll be fine. as long as you dont crash or nothing.
Kill Pedestrians
All Their Base will belong to you.
overtake all milkfloats
or they will fail you
Overtaking.
Before overtaking you should make sure
*The stereo system is sufficently playing Motorhead
*The vehicle you are planning to overtake is being driven by someone who needs taking down a peg
*You have a sufficent supply of adrenalin. If you appear to be lacking, a spare container can be found below the steering wheel.
While overtaking, you should
*Sound the horn repeatedly and make the appropriate gesture to the driver of the other vehicle
*Use your mirrors. It is not safe to assume the hair is correctly adjusted.
Brake as sharply as possible
so as to make sure you stop.
PS Are you taking your test in Ireland?
yesh
is that important? Are there some cattle-crossing-specific rules i should know?
Yes
If you see this sign (http://tinyurl.com/4trh7g) you are at least 4000 miles from the test centre and wll receive an automatic fail
noted
Im going to bed now - havent read the rules of the road but gave a good read to the 20 questions that were printed off for me. Will let ye know how it goes should anyone give a damn - including me!
Good luck!
It took me three times. Seriously though, read the highway code if you have one!
break a leg!
195: Zebra Crossings
As you approach a zebra crossing
*Distinguish whether you are approaching a Plains, Grevys or Mountain and be ready to slow down depending on the type
*You MUST give food, preferably daucus
*You MUST NOT sound your horn as this will aggrivate the zebra
See Rule 20
FAIL!
Massive failure.
What a waste of fucking time that was.