i have 1 on the right hadn side of my back
a cluster of 5 hot ones on the left
2 on my right foot, 1 on the ankle
and 2 on my right arm
and 1 on the left (to you) side of my face.
so thats 12, if i haven't forgotton any
...so far.
i excpect more tonight as i've had to have the wondow open for the last hour or so, too hot!
im obviously delicious.
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then again im the irritating bastard thats never been stung by a bee/wasp or scratched/bitten by a pet
And its not tooo hot!
it's pleasent :) (then again I find London terrible in the summer or any place off a beach.... I have become adjusted to the fresh ocean breeze)
^ this
Do we get mosquitoes in the UK?
Rubbish small ones that dont cause maleria :(
Booooring
I hope I don't have malaria :(
none at the moment
but i usually get loads. i just havent been outside a lot. im a bit allergic as well so they get MASSIVE and itch like a motherbitch
hmmm
i think i may be allergic too then, as mine itch, feel boiling hot, get massive and i can constantly FEEL them there.
kinda in a sexy way though.
sexy but annoying.
try
just standard allergy pills from boots, they're only a couple of quid or so.
you're on late, non?
Zero. I haven't seen any mosquitoes yet this year. We did have a fly in the shop though today, which I spent the better part of an hour trying to catch and release outside. They are way faster than you'd think.
*sniff*
i used to be a regualr member of the night shift crew! the old one
ahh, those heady days!
i miss you, breadfan
I caught it,
by the way. I know you're all wondering. And that's the one vaguely valuable thing I have accomplished today.
None yet
I might have on on my toe
but that might be a spot. I'm not sure!
*one on my toe
I can't believe I don't proofread my essays
I can't believe it's not butter
just discovered two more
arm and upper back
oooh, heres another one , middle of back :(
http://icanhaz.com/MOSQUITO
that looks like a massive poo
poo poo poo
I CANT STOP ITCHING
:'(
cut your hands off then?
2
on my left man-tit
spaced like they're a vampire bite
thankfully they don't itch
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Am I alone in having never knowingly been bitten by a mosquito, or a gnat, or whatever else people (usually women) seem to moan about all summer??
No
You probably smell of beer. They hate the smell of beer apparently. I never seem to get bitten by mosquitos either
im goig to drink a can of beer before bed ever night now
bye bye hopes of losing weight for the summer!
Don't eat
impossible
Just sleep with a woman, or someone more tasty
Apparently, they never bite paedophiles
I've never knowingly been bitten by a mosquito
Maybe it's a Derbyshire thing.
Where's onearmedjizzer to back up this theory.
The Midlands Shall Never Be Knowingly Bitten.
I have one on my belly,
one on my forehead, and two on my left arm. Might not seem like loads but one of the ones on my arm is MASSIVE and super hot. Should I be worried?
nah
most of mine are MASSIVE and super hot.
like me!
no actively itchy ones at the moment
i'm rubbish with them - i end up scratching them in the night til they bleed and then my legs are scabby all summer...
about 4
A few
Some on my head under my hair which are eye-wateringly painful if scratched. I'm a bit prone to bites - once gotten bitten on the foot by some critter and my foot and ankle swelled to about 5 times it's normal size. I've also had numerouse bites that have made the skin about 6 inches around the bite go rock hard. Not good.
About two.
However, I think they were done by fleas carried by a neighbour's cat.
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I live in Brambridge, not Botswana
A girl I went with to Thailand
got annhiliated for 10 days by mozzies. Out of the three week trip I had about 10 bites in total, whoop! There were days where she couldn't go out bless her..