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Here's one for free
b
I'm not getting stung like that again
hey? hey?
I like it
Well you know what?
I won't be coming near you: YOU'RE COVERED IN BEES!!!!
:D
I like my women like i like my coffee...ALL COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!
Hey honey.
BEE MINE
eddie izzard heyday quoting meets with my approval
*eddie bzzzard
no
keep them in your pockets.
:D
We can't all be
Jimmy Haddrill.
:D
:'(
This was low
in a jelly mould?
mo' honey, mo' problems
:''')
10/10
me too!
I'd love to have a little hive, I reckon I'd be ace at it.
*joke about miniature Pelle Almqvxkkvvwqist*
Would you rather be or a wasp?
Two bees? Or nosp? Two bees
I think all my internets just broke
AAAHHH TEH BEES!
MA EYESSS!
its only as you lack testosterone
and want a beeard so much
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2006/BeeBeard.jpg
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I would love to keep bees as well.
Infact, i have a friend that keeps bees. I regulary attend 'bee time'.
what happens during
'bee time'?
it sounds exciting.
Oh, it is exciting!
I get to slip on the bee suit and say hi to lots of bees! and they're all like bzzzzzzzzzzz, and im like, "hi!". And then we get honey <3
:D
i want some bee time in my life now, for sure.
omgz
this is what i would killer to do. Oh bees...how I love them
See!
I want this in my life so bad
:D
I'm jealous.
Oh man
I want to do this. Rob, I'll give you £50 towards this if I get honey and occasional bee time
furry little shit bags
Anyone else singing the
thread title in their head to the tune of 'I want to break free', over and over, and over again?
How about now?
I hate you
:(
Bastard
I've just spent ten minutes hating you
God knows, I want to keep bees :(
OOoh I am now.
But never fear! I have The Jesus Lizard to sort that out.
And I want to...to keep bees.
(to the chorus of Fly on the Wall)
To qualify this:
I read a piece in the newspaper a few weeks ago about how good keeping bees was. It looked ace, and apparently urban honey is dead desireable because the pollution makes the honey taste great! I'd call it Old Ford Honey or St James' Honey after where it comes from, or Crazy Rob's Crazy Pollen Based Jellatinous Bee Spaff.
ButI need £350. And I can't be bothered to save up. I'll pay you back in honey, or the profits from honey. And blow jobs
Though I imagine after one stings me I'll be like
MOTHERFUCKERS FROM HELL and get the flamethrower up and get Geneva Convention on their asses
Blow jobs eh?
Mmmm. Bee-stung lips.
£3 extra if you break a pus bubble
as it counts as extra lube
if you try and sell urban honey
I will do everything in my power to stop you.
NOW ON SALE!
ROBS URBAN HONEY
FEEL DA BUZZ
It's the bees knees
Hive the time of your life?????
You sound like James Bond!
urban honey tastes good, non?
urban honey
sounds like an R&B mix album.
R&Bee-mix
Mmm. Bee-mix
Don't hate the play
JUST HATE DA GAME
playa
Kept by bees
in a glass case
Next to Atlantis, rendered badly by my oil paints
I really want a bee-fur jacket.
i reckon it would feel all fbuzzy
if you weren't in london you massive lame
I'd totally bee up for for this. Unlimited honey and your own fuzzy army to take on the haterz
Bad idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
I want to keep bees
I want to keep bees
I want to keep bees in a hive
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I want to keep bees
God knows, God knows I want to keep bees
damn
thewarn beat me to it.
bee warned
I used to keep bees
"true story that"
why on earth would you want to do that
my mum had this idea a few years ago
unfortunately it actually came to fruition and now I have to endure endless bee conversation at dinner ALL THE TIME.
the free honey's pretty sweet, though.
beads?!
BEES!!
AHHH GOD NOT THE BEES
anybody want to to this pub? lots and lots of bees.
http://www.strangestbooks.co.uk/honeybee%20inn.html