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DiS Division One

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by bamos
Right, you football loving buffoons who have far too much time on your hands. DiS Division One is up and running at www.permierleague.com. It should be fairly easy to work out what to do... Reckon you can beat the mighty Bamos Stanley (owner and operator: Vice Head)? Well, you're clearly deluded. I am the winner. Now, waste some more of that work time and enter your team! Hurrah! The code to enter the league, which you do once you've gone on to the site and chosen your team, is 45842-9623.

Let the banter commence!

bamos | 19 Jul '05, 15:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Erm, that should say premierleague.com. Clearly, I am an arse.

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I'm supposed to be moving furniture and the like tomorrow into the new place.

That will now have to wait, whilst I put together the greatest list of non-Saints players that can possibly be formed.

My wrath knows no bounds

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Team names? I'm thinking Athletico Cluntio. Yeah, that'll do. Oh and I'm going to whip all yous hearts. Hearts! Damn that Arse/heart thread.

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Whens the deadline? I refuse to enter until the last possible moment.

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The deadline is NOW, you worm. Now get to work and choose a team. Give it a hideous kit! Call it thewarn Wanderers! Pick Lee McEvilly cos he's dead cheap and a bit shite! Hurrah!

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nice kit bamos, still think mine's more horrible though, it looks like a spanish non-league team.

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Mine is actually a Spanish non-league team. Athlethethtico Hethethethetheth. It's near Zaragoza :) I'm happy now!

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I will win.
I always do.
Good luck, chumps.

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Oooh, look. Here he comes with his banter, Mr High And Mighty. Get ready to eat my dust, world.

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WHOOP!
I am TOTALLY going to beat you with my team of experienced pros.
Youthful exuberance? PAH!
Old timers for me, ta.

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I'm in... nice colours Bamos :-|

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Leaving aside my delusions of fantasy grandeur from the other thread, my tactics usually involve picking ex-Forest players due to fond memories of the wonders they did for us.

This year's big mistake: Andy Reid.

Second place: Marlon Harewood (even I know how bad an idea this is, but i can't stop myself.

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Mine is done... bring it on.

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what do I need to do - remember I am a two team man so am a bit bi-polar

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follow Bamos's instructions above ^^^^

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My mediocre men are assembled...they start off small but will soon be supreme champions (of the world!!!)*






* or at least my world

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i'm gonna concentrate on the cups

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I'm an unknown but I've joined anyway.
'Who's got the crack'. A firm yet fair team name.

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I'm also unknown but don't worry I've been watching you...

Sporting Club Flange will sweep all before them

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You're all going home in a Sussex ambulance

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Team win will be kicking all your asses as soon as i can remember my password. Or my username. Whichever one it is that i keep getting wrong.

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My team is Jesus Loves everyone. I'm Mr Roberts.

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I have adopted the colours of Southampton, obviously.
The Crouch End Ginks WILL succeed.

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Looks like you might have picked a bad time to name your team after Crouchie... :-(

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Tis okay, tis intentional (plus I live in Crouch End... mmm two levels of appreciation)

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I guess £7million is about a million per foot of height...

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I don't understand the Choose Your Team page.

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Scre ytu guya!

I winnns!

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That selecting process is a bloody nightmare. £100 million has never seemed so little.

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We should try and persuade the woman of DiS to join! Be good to kick their arses!

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Who is the woman of Dis? Patricide? She'd be good for a laugh!

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I just did an auto-fill, mmmm random factor.

I'm Steak & Ale Pie Utd in case you were wondering.

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Pilchard Rangers up and running. Giving 110%.

Oh btw, hello everyone. I'm kinda new round these parts but beginning to feel at home. Nice to meet you all!

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Brainlove Rovers reporting for training.

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She'd be great... great at dissecting team performances! Wishpig would pick a great 'DREAM' team!

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I don't like football and I'm rubbish at fantasy footbally things. I'd rather play celebdaq.

However I will be watching to see who wins and what do they win?

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Ha ha!

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Sporting Lesbian ready for kick off.

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The prize is a COMEDY HAT. Of my choosing, from the aforementioned 'Mrs Bamos doesn't like it and want's me to get rid of it drawer'. So a top-notch prize, I'm sure you'll all agree.

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Already got one of them. Can't I have something else if I win?

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Team 'Wut?' have started pre season training and are looking very sharp, a few good close season signings, quietly confident

Alan Hansen says : "loook ote, thees are darrk horrses, och"

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*women

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prize should be a drink from every other participant.

but they all can only redeemed on one, end of season party night.

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This is also a good idea. The winner must wear his comedy hat. And Bobbyg - don't worry, you won't be winning this. You'll remain a one-hat-wonder. I will clearly win. You all clearly suck.

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each drink must also be different, ie. only one cider (looking at you bamos), lager, of each spirit etc...

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The hat will be mine. Or I will eat my hat.

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so what happens between now and august 13?

do we all just make mildly insulting and threatening comments aimed at eachother?

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Don't you need more people - where is Spunk, I thought he'd be playing???

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I'm there, but I know nothing about football beyond it involving a foot and a ball!

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he went to the toilet and said he didn't want to be disturbed for at least 10 minutes...

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Way to blow my cover, commander!!!!

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i'm sorry, but it's my duty to let all these guys know that you're abusing yourself.

it's better that this is out, we can get over it together

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up the city utd!

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Has no-one ever done fantasy football before??

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If Brainlove doesn't have a hat to eat, he can have one of the two that I will have by the time I have won this league. I would like to see a comedy hat being eaten.

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If Brainlove doesn't have a hat to eat, he can have one of the two that I will have by the time I have won this league. I would like to see a comedy hat being eaten.

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I joined. All hail Crab Athletic.

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I will make a team later.

FUN.

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i treid to join then it went all wonky - give me time and I will create my mid table mediocrity

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As a charlton fan, I will be doing what comes naturally to me and will be striving for mediocre mid-table-ness.

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Having spent four months talking up your European prospects? ;)

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next year eh? NEXT YEAR.

yeah you'll see.

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Bamos are you going to post a list of all participants - their teams and their positions when the erm season(?) gets under way?


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Yeah. I'll post updates every Monday to keep you posted on all the ACTION.

The 'RACE FOR THE HAT' starts here! Zonino!

I have so little excitement in my life.

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OMG Like, everyone post your teams.


GK: Cech

DF: King, El Karkouri, Hienze, Carragher

MF: Jenas, Fabregas, Gera, Riise, Berger

FW: van Nistelrooy


Subs: Ferguson(FW), Melchiot(DF), Walker(GK)

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only the one striker?

that's a maverick choice.

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GK: James
D: Upson, King, De La Cruz, Ferdinand
M: Lampard, Anderton, Giannakopoulos, Pires
F: Henry, Berkhamp
SUBS: Carroll, Ferguson, Flitcroft, Purse

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i'm keeping mine a secret until the season starts.

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Such a tease.

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but you love it really

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Me 3, you never know who's watching you these days.

;-)

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yeh me to, putting off everyone laughing at me.

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++++++++STOP PRESS++++++++++

AC PROLIO is now in the DiS League - and yes I even bought Heskey as I am a Emile Apologist

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Haha - Prole's got that wooden spoon spot nailed on!

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23 teams now. that's a fixture list-creator's worst nightmare

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you leave Emile Ivanhoe Heskey alone - I was trying to have a team made up soley of ex-liverpool players but ran out of money - even for Peter Crouch - I think I may 'do a West Brom' anyway

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Agh, Heskey. I kept trying to give him a chance when he was at Liverpool. Kept saying to myself, 'he'll come on soon...'. He never did though.

;-)

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CC, we don't play each other do we? We get points for goals, assists, clean sheets etc from the players we pick in "real" life I thought.

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haha i know, i was just being stupid about it.

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Humph, make me look stupid! Now I feel an even greater urge to trounce you...so 11th position then.


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haha, no perhaps i should have done a ";)" or something to show that i'm not as dense as i sometimes seem.

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Yeah I do require from most people when being sarcastic ; ). Anyone else respect the site-managers for making the Middlesborough badge the Newcastle one? Obviusly not from the north...

Athletico Cluntio to win!

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I didnt notice that.

Tossers

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Boro are so boring. Boring mid table club that gets into the UEFA cup every few years... zzzzz....

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Get your history right child, unless you you count 128 years as few.

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Beware the BingBong Athletic, for we are rubbish, but come near us and we will kick your shins off.

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Are You A Bus? Promoted last season, some shrewd signings in the past few months. One to keep your eye on, I'd wager...

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Henry and Bellamy up front, Lampard and Robben in midfield, er, Warnock and Kishishev in defence....um.......Jaaskelainen in goal, me doth sense silverware

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Im in, fuck yeahhhh

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I'm liek so going to this party to win...

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Yakubu and Henry up front. Should be good.

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i was going to join this, but then i realised i'd have to let you all win so you don't cry when you LOSE to a GIRL.

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can you please explain the offside rule to us Wishpig? hmm, can you? *smirks at petty sexism*