Never knowing who's a lesbian and who's not.
Plus, about 85% of lesbians I know are not that attractive.
I'd pine after the pretty girls with boyfriends :(
quite a lot of people are still blatanly homophobic. I'm sure a lot of gays get stick from idiots, or even still get beat up. I couldn't be doing with that.
do you think that's true? I'm trying to figure out if it would work the other way. I'm not sure if I'd be any better in that respect with a guy than a girl; you're still in a world of infinite sexual possibilities, and.. well, one lady's rollercoaster is another's teacups, let's say. The differences run much deeper than gender.
I don't think 'easy' is a desirable adjective for your bedroom acrobatics. (Unless you're talking about the opportunities..) Jilly Cooper didn't buy her gold mansion and diamond zoo by writing about no easy sex.
I find women mostly really boring but really sexy. Though I feel exactly the same way towards men but without the "really sexy" bit, so it's swings and roundabouts really.
unless you are gay
in which case you wouldn't need to wish for it
true
i could wank over my own reflection. that would be sweet.
I think
it's a sweeping genralisation to suggest that all gay people are narcissists.
i think
you missed the point.
...
If I planned it right, I would instantaneously double my wardrobe.
I'm going to have a good, long, hard think about this...
wank*
youre gonna have a good, long, hard....what?
judging by your last sentence
you're halfway there
...
I cannot imagine what all three of you might be implying with your replies.
that it's time for you to come out of that supersized
closet you were just musing about?
why would it be easier?
it might be easier to get casual sex.
it really wouldn't be.
you're probably right :(
no
men are just as retarded as women.
hi
hi!
hi!
You going to retard club tonight?
I was going to but I forgot where it is. Plus I forgot to wear any trousers today.
i'm sorry, i got distracted by a shiney thing
<3
No problem
I'd fallen off my chair anyway
*leaves office*
:'D
no
being gay would present its own set of challenges, I'm sure
I went to a party with my mum's florist friends recently
Virtually everyone there was a member of The Gays!
i reckon the average gay
would be well up for a casual wank if you asked them, but my experience of women is that its not so easy
It would be way worse.
Never knowing who's a lesbian and who's not.
Plus, about 85% of lesbians I know are not that attractive.
I'd pine after the pretty girls with boyfriends :(
um
it would bring a whole new issue into the equation
'oooh i fancy her...but is she gay?'
duh
keep talking
i wish you weren't gay
i'd make you mine
or maybe steve and i could keep you as a pet
i given it up
when do i come round?
we're away this weekend
monday.
we have a free house, full of possibilities....
v.v.tempting
esp. after you two stood me up with your hangovers! 0.o not sure if chris is coming round monday though. i'm popular, see :D
when did we stand you up!?
we were going to meat in southampton
for coffees and lunch one saturday, then reeeses texteded about 4ish to say "we're both hungover and just got up" or similar :(
sometime in march
i think, cos i still had my leg in plaster
we R loser
sorry :(
you in southampton now?
we're down this weekend!
:D
Yeah I'm around, just chillaxing in Winchester for the forseeable future.
wanna meet up sometime tomorrow?
winch is cool, i dopnt think i've taken steve there yet....
ooo yeah sure
sounds like a plan!
not really.
quite a lot of people are still blatanly homophobic. I'm sure a lot of gays get stick from idiots, or even still get beat up. I couldn't be doing with that.
as long as youre not a screaming queen
i dunno how they'd know tho
if you were gay
would you take lots of naked pics of yourself and use them as porn?
that'd be narcissism
what if you removed the heads?
nah
i'd go for someone hotter
if you had to tho.
sometimes push comes to shove
you CAN wank without porn you know
so if push came to shove i'd rather use my imagination
i would HATE arguing with another woman
it'd be the worst. i lived with a lesbian for six months and the arguments she had with her girlfriend were incredibly scary.
i probably wouldn't have many problems though. most people think i'm a lesbian already. i think it's my hair.
apparently some people think i am as well
which got me thinking
Not the hott sapphic love then?
</3
the downside would be fancying people who chances are are not gay
im sure unrequited love can kill a person
i wasn't prepared for all these serious replies
but of course, you're all probably right
hell no
kloset kween
I'm a massive gay
there's no wishing
i've been rumbled
maybe that's why i didn't like the strip club
there's no entrance exam, fees,
or anything you know.
i know
but i've just come to the conclusion that i'm really not
ah
I thought this was a mere idle pondering. I occasionally wonder about testing the water, but.. well, the water looks cold.
and full of semen
eurgh
good point.
No, why would it be?
The only positive I can think about is that guys are generally dirtier than girls.
because
for a girl, it's easier to know what a girl wants/likes. and stuff.
It's really not..
..I've been told that I think more like a girl than a guy alot of the time.
yeah but i meant physically as well
god i hope that doesnt kill the thread
not likely
there's probably a contingent of indie boys rearing up like meercats at their monitors in response to that.
but not typing
and thus killing the thread
Actually
do you think that's true? I'm trying to figure out if it would work the other way. I'm not sure if I'd be any better in that respect with a guy than a girl; you're still in a world of infinite sexual possibilities, and.. well, one lady's rollercoaster is another's teacups, let's say. The differences run much deeper than gender.
true
and without going into detail here, i just think that like, the basic stuff would be easier. but not necessarily better.
absolutely.
I don't think 'easy' is a desirable adjective for your bedroom acrobatics. (Unless you're talking about the opportunities..) Jilly Cooper didn't buy her gold mansion and diamond zoo by writing about no easy sex.
Oh, ok.
That wasn't clear though was it.
i didn't NOT mean other stuff though
i dunno, i give up
that explains the football posts
^Sexist
sometimes
i really like "minge" tho
:D
There would be some positives:
For example, I live near Vauxhall anyway, so any gay travel expenses would be kept down.
that's a good reason if ever there was one
something about a blue oyster card
Yeah always
I find women mostly really boring but really sexy. Though I feel exactly the same way towards men but without the "really sexy" bit, so it's swings and roundabouts really.
Basically you find everyone boring..
..but women sexy.
i don't find everyone boring
(dear whiterussian: if this thread was a reference to the film Grizzly man, that was cool)
i'm afraid i'll have to disappoint you there
as i've not yet seen that film.
i think some people are easy enough without being gay.
Hi!
i think it might make everything much more difficult
Hi!
you are gay?!
WHA??????????????
One day, ONE DAY
My "Hi!" will get me laid on this forum. One day! :D
hi!
.
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3506929
;)
yes.