i think my odds at finding tall guys have been ruined by the fact that my dad and brother are both freakishly tall. like you can only know so many tall guys. i dont know. i dont even REALLY care that much, but everyone else does, so eventually it starts bothering me
it doesn't really give me hope or anything, but i do think it's nice to know that not all men fancy girls with bodies like 11-year olds...not all, but quite a few i know do!
Two skinny people having energetic sex. That’s got to hurt, all the bone pounding against bone, no fat to act as a buffer, or muscle to dampen the impact. You know they are going to have bruises in places you don’t want bruises. That’s why you don’t often see two really skinny people together. It just doesn’t work in the bedroom department. In any relationship there needs to be a good fat to bone ratio to stop sex from being a painful experience.
Two fat people having sex, that’s got to cause a lot of friction, there may be some burns, and damn, if there isn’t going to be a problem with access sometimes which means there are quite a few positions you cannot use. I sometimes see two fat people together, on joke emails and newspaper articles about how fat Americans are. It’s a bit different to the skinny sex, as I’m pretty sure skinny people would be more athletic when it came to sexual experiences. Fat people would have a heart attack if they were as energetic as some of their skinny counterparts, which is why they seem to be a lot more common place that a really skinny couple.
There has to be a happy medium between the two, and I guess a non linear scale for couples. A Fat:Bone ratio if you will, that when you get the perfect ratio, the sex should (dependent on both partners abilities) be amazing.
It could not be a straight linear ratio, think about it, a fat person and a skinny person could work just as well as two healthy ‘regular’ people. There also might have to be variables included dependent on other factors, male or female, height, inside leg measurement to name but a few.
If someone could work this out then I believe the world would be a better place.
What a load of bollocks. Taking the piss out of fat people and chavs/working class is far too popular on here. I'm going to turn up to Zonino tomorrow in a tracksuit and cap and cause absolute carnage.
this is my fav.
Fats with fats.
Thins with thins.
Talls with talls.
Shorts with shorts.
there is no hope
i might as well just kill myself now
:(
:(
i hate seeing a fat girl with a thin guy
it makes me feel uncomfortable
I feel like I should warn the thin guy
that he might never be seen again.
i know
like thin girls will see him with the fat girl and think "ahh, he must be a mental or something" then they won't sleep with him
No,
like she might lie on top of him one night.
Huh?
People can be attractive and still be larger.
Also, I'd've imagined bigger men with skinnier women was a more common combo than vice versa.
'larger'
:D
the people i fancy are always really skinny
and i'm not. i don't care though. is this worth posting?
this just means your brain works properly
and gok wan/mika haven't broken it
Ha ha,
but :( also.
this, and
the height thing
i'm doomed
this and the ginger thing
LOL
nothing wrong with small girls
are you small?
She's a giant
:'(
the BFG
i would LOVE a Roald Dahl type nickname.
NO
PLEASE DONT
you're not the first person to suggest this.
i found out
some of my 'friends' used to call me Big Red behind my back.
nicknames thread coming up
Like in Bring It On?
Starring Valerie from Sabrina... as Big Red? Yes?
yes!
i think that's what it was from, i assumed it was. I don't look like a packet of chewing gum. Valerie ma Valerie foxy little junior...
it's funny because it's true
Larger ladies withlittle men can be cute.
http://time-blog.com/looking_around/crumb:1980.jpg
:((
That wasn't supposed to be
sad face inducing.
:(
Oh
good fuck
?
It looks wrong.
Like she'd be the man
you're so right :(
i'm leaving this thread now, i'm ruining it
NO
IM TALL AND NOT THIN
i've only ever been with ONE guy who was taller than me, true story
you over 6 foot?
just under
(5'11")
good
over six foot for a girl is bad times
finding a 6 foot tall boy isnt too hard is it?
Did you know hear?
She's a plumper.
not*
you'd be surprised
i think my odds at finding tall guys have been ruined by the fact that my dad and brother are both freakishly tall. like you can only know so many tall guys. i dont know. i dont even REALLY care that much, but everyone else does, so eventually it starts bothering me
We won't let the world ruin our love
Fuck the world!
indeed
thats was CJ from the West Wing is
and she is so good.
mega lol at the idea that you think you're not thin!
LOL!
Not as bad as tall girls with short guys
worst ever
shut up
i like tall women with short men
if only i was a short man so i could be with a tall woman :(
^
A while ago - when I was 5ft 6 - this girl who was 5ft 9 got off with me. Her tongue was all up in my nostrils and stuff.
:'(
oi
no, it always used to give me hope when i saw thin/attractive men with fat ladies
also made me do an internal 'you go girl!' type thing.
cos im cool.
i agree, it's nice
it doesn't really give me hope or anything, but i do think it's nice to know that not all men fancy girls with bodies like 11-year olds...not all, but quite a few i know do!
The paedos?
Hope for what?
You're not fat.
youre all forgetting
that the thin guys who go with fat chicks are probably nursing a secret debilitating social disorder thats stopping them from going out with a skinny
probably
or they are feeders
I don't think I'd go out with someone
who was a lot larger than me.. I think I'd be scared of getting snapped.
http://www.banjolin.co.uk/images/banjo4.gif
?
ugh i searched for banjo string in google images
and a big bell end came up
:D
Arrrghh!
Seriously though.. with a larger girl, it must limit what you can do a bit, even if there is more padding.
only if you're inexperienced
and have a small penis
seriously though..
someone who weighs quite a lot more than you, I can imagine that being a bit suffocating at times.
I am being serious
yeh its no problem
its not like theyre gonan put all their weight on you
*makes note not to sleep with fat women*
Well, that's everybody.
Fat:Thin Ratio for Sexing
Two skinny people having energetic sex. That’s got to hurt, all the bone pounding against bone, no fat to act as a buffer, or muscle to dampen the impact. You know they are going to have bruises in places you don’t want bruises. That’s why you don’t often see two really skinny people together. It just doesn’t work in the bedroom department. In any relationship there needs to be a good fat to bone ratio to stop sex from being a painful experience.
Two fat people having sex, that’s got to cause a lot of friction, there may be some burns, and damn, if there isn’t going to be a problem with access sometimes which means there are quite a few positions you cannot use. I sometimes see two fat people together, on joke emails and newspaper articles about how fat Americans are. It’s a bit different to the skinny sex, as I’m pretty sure skinny people would be more athletic when it came to sexual experiences. Fat people would have a heart attack if they were as energetic as some of their skinny counterparts, which is why they seem to be a lot more common place that a really skinny couple.
There has to be a happy medium between the two, and I guess a non linear scale for couples. A Fat:Bone ratio if you will, that when you get the perfect ratio, the sex should (dependent on both partners abilities) be amazing.
It could not be a straight linear ratio, think about it, a fat person and a skinny person could work just as well as two healthy ‘regular’ people. There also might have to be variables included dependent on other factors, male or female, height, inside leg measurement to name but a few.
If someone could work this out then I believe the world would be a better place.
it is true
having sex with really skinny people is frequently painful. it is also frequently amazingly good.
What if you're not skinny or fat?
Just 'normal'. That works.
normal
is fat
Normal is fat if you consider the UK average.
But to me that shouldn't be normal. I'm talking about what should be normal.
what should be normal?
What a load of bollocks. Taking the piss out of fat people and chavs/working class is far too popular on here. I'm going to turn up to Zonino tomorrow in a tracksuit and cap and cause absolute carnage.
As in 'normal' shouldn't be overweight, which is what it currently is.
That's all I meant. I'm not taking the piss out of fat people, and chavs/the working class has nothing to do with what I said...
you've got form
My friend Guest has a girlfriend who is larger than him.
They are the same height but she is clearly far heavier. I sometimes feel sorry for him.