Just notice im wrong

air guitar - nah, that is so sad. tennis/badminton racket guitar is where its at. and you play along to your own feckin song - DiSers are creative, no?

I don't like Mogwai. Boring. I think the Pixies are the nearest you'll get to a band everyone likes, but there are still some dissenters....

I don't get how you could call the Sex Pistols important. Good rekkid though.

Every time i've seen David Bowie play new stuff it's been boring. But same goes for Frank Black so i'll let him off.

Yes, people love to slag the Beatles off. It shows they're different and they don't care if they about it.

Grockle's a regular Beatles hater. As is the pouting one.

You can't really say they were shit or deny the impact they had on music. They argue with things like: 'What a silly lyric "I am the Eggman" is'.

Mclusky, possibly

While Kasbian are generic tripe, the lead singers recently aquired minge, upon his smug face , does give them a comical edge.

Seymour Glass say: "The Smiths are perhaps the greatest living example of allegorical hamstring succulence ever recorded using the ancient technique of solambulasonkitasisectulance, whereby the horns of a cow are powdered down to a fine paste and then wafted at six mph over the skin of a baby. A baby's skin is perfectly taut, enough for its latent electrical impulses to catch soundwaves and transmit them to the mouth of its mother. Joy Division, meanwhile, were recorded using the native American medium of pisscatch, whereby an old man is forced at arrowpoint to piss into a bag. When the piss separates, the heavier elements will pick up bass frequencies, whilst the lighter elements which rise to the top of the bag will pick up the higher frequencies. The bag of piss was then taken by Tony Wilson, who used it to twat Martin Hannett over the head until he squealed like a bitch. The resulting sounds were then played through Peter Hook's bass amp and thrown into the sea.

Fact."