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an end-of-the-day thread purely for the purpose of quoting Flight Of The Conchords
© DrownedinSound.com | From the Archive - Hove Festival 2008: DiS diary, day one
BLEACH THIS APPLE
why..
why..
no really, please be more constructive with your criticism
did steve tell you that?
... Steve ...
Go fuck yourself
Bret
she's so hot she's making me sexist
bitch
Counting out coins
on the counter of 7/11
From a quarter past six to a quaretr to seven.
The manager there starts to abuse me.
"Hey man, I just want some muesli!"
manager Bevan*
"Mickey, show him the knife."
*takes out knife*
"That's not a knife."
"I think it is Jemaine."
"Oh yeah."
*runs away*
have you seen
eagle vs shark?
Yeah
Give Pete a chance...
"so anyway
im going to this movie you can come i dont care"
not yet!
it's been recommended though.
'I'm so complex!'
Own thread please
maybe he's dead
maybe he did, maybe he didn't, what did he maybe do?
...
are you guys fucking with me?
:D
not a quote
but Jemaine's sad face when Bret tells him he can't come on his dates anymore.
"you told me to put on some make-up"
"not on your cock, bret"
[not an exact quote, i know]
you're so beautiful
like a tree
"what do you think?"
"it's a bit long"
"a bit long?"
"yeah it's two hours long"
"that money was for the week! what did you buy?"
"leather suit"
baguette!
a few from this song..
And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definately in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
and a bit later..
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this
Good one Dave!
Ohhh you're a legend Dave!
I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if i do?"
He said he doesn't mind
but i can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
"hey, what's all the commotion"
"what, are you off to a dick meeting?"
"ginger balls"
everyday i looked across the office there you were
your hair down to you legs and your legs down to the floor
LEGGY BLONDE... GOODBYE
i had a budgie but it died
i like.... pie
oh leggy blonde you got it goin' on
see you wearin' that thong thong thong
*mumbles* til the break of dawn
*mumbles* panties on
so it's just a couple of jesters
having a giant LARK
in the courtyard of the King!
Is it? IS IT?!
'You know, you've got to work on your people skills.'
'Yeah, Shut up Brett'
"They say car like this CAR,
we say it like this, CAR"
I'm a person...
...Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.
getting lewd with two dudes with food
is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?
.
You walk across the street, you walk back across the street, you don't know why you did it, INNER CITY PRESSURE
'Jermaine, bad news
Jermaine the star super novaed.'
'What so its gone?'
'Yes, technically its been gone for millions of years.'
brown paper,
white paper,
stick it together with the tape,
the tape of love,
THE STICKY STUFF!
another way
that love is like sellotape, that i've noticed..
in the buff
doing stuff with the food
getting lude with his food
we heard thats what you are into
*in the buff being rude
Je Le Vue Ala France
UHHH
Je Le Vue Ala France
........ NON
i know when you say
IS THAT IT? you actually mean YEAH, THAT'S IT
The speaking oven
CHEER UP BRET! LET'S BAKE A CAKE
King of the dicks!
Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
It's gotta be
Brunettes not fighter jets
Sweet 16 not M16
When will the governments realise...
IT'S GOTTA BE FUNKY SEXY LADIES
Murray:
"Jermaine, you can't date Brett's ex girlfriend. You'll end up with a love triangle situation, like Fleetwood Mac. Although they did do some of their best music then."
Brett: "Rumors"
Murray: "No. it's all true."