I just popped into the staff shop, only to find a new member of staff behind the counter sporting a 'MEGA LOLZ' T-shirt. Why would anyone have the desire to wear a t-shirt that says MEGA LOLZ in big block writing?! Is it meant to be funny?! I don't get it. I feel dizzy.
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but you know what it meant
that must have made u feel super good
funnily enough
that's a Lostprophets t-shirt.
What?!
Why the fuck would Lostprophets have MEGA LOLZ on their merchandise?! That's really embarrassing, like, it's meant to be all tongue in cheek but it's not.
exactly
it's kinda meant to be like ones that say 'LOUD NOISES' 'LARGE WRITING' 'MASSIVE OFENSIVE PHRASE' etc. whilst in fact only conforming even more. *sigh*
yeah first they give us
their ENTIRE BACK CATALOGUE and now this.
its truly laughable
It proves they get the internet
Maybe it's a new brand of Staff
that he's promoting like a loyal corporate soldier.
George Busg - World's Number One Terrorist
No War for Oil
Not in my name
Tony B-liar
These are also shit.
my favourites along this line
are non-Americans wearing the NOFX 'Not My President' Tshirt.
George Busg - World's Number One Terrorist
I don't know why I find tis funny.
I don't think it's possible
to have a good slogan on a t-shirt. It's a debate I've had a thousand times in my head - is there a single message you could write on a t-shirt that wouldn't make you look like a twat?
i have one that says
dont frown
get down
it looks better than it sounds
Not acceptable
*ashamed
"barbie is a slut"
Barbie isn't a slut, she's been with ken and no one else for the past 50 years, and the only reason you're wearing that tshirt is because you're a short, fat man-girl with dandruff who's pissed off because you will never be attractive. and no, it doesn't make you a feminist either.
She doesn't even have
a muff.
or nips
haha "mangirl"
MEGA LOLZ
Barie dumped Ken for a surfer a few years ago.
Since 1961, this fictional character has been going steady with America's most beloved doll, and has changed quite drastically over the years to keep up with his famous other half. In February, 2004, Mattel announced a split for the couple, with Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, saying that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart." This made headline news and was discussed on countless blogs on the world wide web. In an article entitled, "Barbie and Ken: History," by Eric Olsen, the end of the 43-year-old romance was the topic in question. [1] In February, 2006 however, a revamped version of the Ken doll was launched, and it appeared that their relationship was official again. [2] [3]
"Where 4 Art thou Mummy"
"Big-Daddy or Micro-Chips"
"I m THE post man, your muff IS the letterbox"
"Dont Stop Fanging about tomorow" (it had a picture of a vampire)
"Cock-a-Doodle-DONE"
"What's up Duck"
"My other T-Shirt is a Ferrari"
"Harrison Ford is my Bitch"
"The Bitch" (It had a picture of Harrison Ford"
i enjoy
"My other tshirt is a Ferrari"
Pretty much all slogans on t shirts are lame
I can't understand why you'd want any statement plastered accross your chest
and
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The Man
The Legend
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Die.
wat just about to do this
awful 'clever' t shirts
What about ones that are ten sizes too big
that say
/\
||
The Man
The Legs End
||
\/
?
I laughed
:D
i was
at an airport once and someone was wearing a t shirt that said:
Can i take this snake on a plane?
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\/
what i liked is that he had worn it specially for air travel
of the times
'I Facebooked your mum' seen on PG Tips Monkey
iPood
Sitting on a toilet, with headphones on.
Jesus wept.
i saw someone at Glastonbury with that...
i laughed :S
yeh
i saw that guy, and i thought oh shit who would buy that, and then he walked past me later in the day and i thought oh look its him again
Worst ever:
"Its not going to suck it's self"
for both content and grammar. Shudder.
And anything with a joke about jesus. FFS.
what even?
"I m the real Jesus, For Christs Sake"
ok
that would actually be pretty awesome.
was thinking more along the lines of:
I've found jesus, he was under the sofa all the time
Jesus is my homeboy
I'm wearing a shirt with something even knowhead only thought was funny in 1996
etc.
argh
*knobhead
I saw a rather trendy looking sullen gentleman
skinny black jeans, Arabyscarf, old Hi-Tecs, Japanese fellow he was...looking a bit sulky and street.
His T Shirt said...
"I <3 CRAP"
challenging stuff.
thats
a vivienne westwood t shirt, no wonder
I went to a 'chav market' in Whitehawk the other month
I saw a T-shirt that said 'Nice legs, what time do they open?' I wanted to cry.
another classic is
'FBI; Female Body Inspector'
or something along those lines
I think wearing one of those tshirts
pretty much ensures you'll not not get close enough to inspect a female body for a good few months.
^ made me shudder
although I'd really like to be accosted by a cunt at a bar wearing that, I really would :D
LOVE MUSIC
HATE RACISM
Because you know the two things that define me is that well number 1 for a start I just LOVE music like I totally dig it but secondly what goes hand in hand with that is that I HATE racism it's one of my main things I think it's good to be defined by a perfectly logical belief that 90% of the population would take as a given but remember I LOVE music so i'm still a totally sweet dude.
LOVE BREAKFAST CEREAL - HATE FEMALE CIRCUMCISION
'Take me to your dealer' with the little picture of the alien
'Does Anyone Know A Dealer Who Takes Plastic??'
'Jesus Is Coming, Hide The Porn'
'Together We Can Lick Bush'
All for death.
I'm With Noob -------->
Honestly.. you might as well just give up on life.
Cover me in Chocolate and feed me to the lesbians
really?
I always imagine someone wacky saying that
"I do my own stunts"
"myspace to myplace"
"while you read this I am looking at your tits"
"You're just jealous the little voices are talking to me"
WACKY
if found return to the pub
lol, you like alcohol. KU-DOS! as that annoying little bint from Juno would say.
Glastonbury was a goldmine
of middle-aged gents wearing a selection of the worst t-shirts on earth. Personal favourite - screaming off the chest of a fat bald man:
PEACE THE FUCK OUT
What the hell is that?
it was amazing
my favourite was the "CUNT" hoody. why?
I mean, you can't wear it anywhere
I spent most of my weekend laughing at all the shops!
they got rid of WEED WORLD
this year
"SALE" in white on a red t shirt
Actually I really want one of these
lol at some of these.
oh god.
http://www.humoroust-shirts.com/
love this comment
"G'Day, Mate! I love these funny t-shirts! What can I say, you Bloke. These funny t-shirts be the bomb. I'd take a lift to the bottom floor and check under the bonnet for these wonderfully funny t-shirts. Chip, chip, cheerio old chap, these funny t-shirts must be the best around. So buy a bunch today.
- Rev. Jesse Jackson"
i'm not sure what's funny, the almost made up language Jesse uses or the Rev.
any slogan t shirt ever
"DO NOT COPY ME"
No word of a lie, block white capitals on a white back ground. Fuck that means?
IRON MAN?