An argument that never really got settled at a BBQ I was at last night.
The Mayo-Not magic or anything, just definitely the best mayo you've ever had. You have to make your own sandwich or whatever.
The Sex-Nothing offensive, you wont end up with poo on you. Its just pretty boring.
Which one wins?
Being as mayonnaise is pretty shit
and even through boring sex I'm likely to shoot my load and thus gain some semblence of satisfaction, it's not much of a debate.
que?
could we not combine the two?
PM me if yes.
Liven up the sex life with liberally applied mayonnaise?
i hate mayonnaise
i've never known sex to be boring either, to be honest.
sex
mayonnaise is rubbish except for mixing in miniscule amounts into tuna.
mayo
i couldn't hack boring sex, I'd be completely embarrassed for the both of us.
Why not spread the Mayo on the girl
and see if the sex picks up from there?
lauren isnt a lesbian
It was a general hypothetical question
that I assumed everyone would adjust to their relevant gender and sexual preferences.
That would be selfish.
You have to choose.
Definitely the Mayo then.
no mayonnaise is good anyway
so, the boring sex would win
Mayonnaise!
But it'd have to be a good sandwich as well
mayonnaise ruins any sandwich
what if the sandwich is toasted
i think if mayo was a different colour, it would be way more appealing. having a sandwich SMOTHERED in mayonnaise is really off-putting
i just hate the taste of it
except japanese mayonnaise, thats mint.
Japanese mayo is better.
What if you could have that instead?
i've honestly never had sex
that wasnt brilliant.
I'd rather have a wank and a good sandwich
than have boring sex.
sigh...dinner?
hang on... almost finished
'a wank and a good sandwich'
i don't want to have dinner around yours
...or do you?
At least there'll be no boring sex!
The man does make a point.
indeed!
I wouldn't mix the two! :)
dinner?
this really does give new meaning to the term
"kicking the shit out of a Scottish grandmother"
take-out?
Anymore thoughts?
I have a MASSIVE penis
ALEC!
boring sex; mayo is repulsive
is there a difference?
yes. ill have the sex please.
is it chilli mayonnaise?
IS IT?
ITS JUST THE BEST MAYO EVER.
So, better than any chilli mayo you've ever had, is that still chilli? I don't know, each to their own.
hang on
boring sex? I'm pretty sure even at my worst I manage 'endearingly clumsy', so this is a non starter.
For girls
endearingly clumsy=boring.
:'(
happy now?
Sorry
I'm sure you're a super duper sex machine.
to be honest i'd say the sex
although i love mayonnaise, the sex would be more fulfilling seeing as i haven't had any in a while :(
was this a main convo of the night?
I got this over twitter too from Mcash
Everyone went a bit nuts over it for a while.
John said 'any sensation in my penis is better than any kind of mayonnaise, so..er well done you?'
oh dear
oh dear
you kerazy young uns
nah, i'm just messing, you're alright.
Left the quote marks in a bit too long there.
P.S. I went for sex.
to the BBQ?
hot sex!
nice rack!
grill me baby!
*sizzle*
BBBQ
the extra B is for Bumming
Yeah,
everyone was looking for mayo though :(
Simon Mayo?
Pizza-faced, God-bothering Radio one DJ?
Whatever happened to that guy?
Zane Lowe traded him for half decent sex.
i'd go for sex
only because I don't like mayonnaise... if it was HP sauce though...
heard martins sorted kinda, getting a bus or something?
Yeah
I said I'd happily take everyone as long as me and my stuff came first. Everyone laughed lots at the prospect of getting 5 people+stuff into susan so we all agreed. I think they're hitching back.
I really hope Susan is a car!
and not your gran or a family pet.
She's a teeny red corsa.
Who is for sale btw.
how much?
$£$£$£$£?
lauren isnt a lesbian, RIGHT
lay off it with the lauren's a lesbian stuff.
What?
sorry, i just read a thread by someone up there ^ and thought it was funny.
* post
Shut it, lezza!
When did I come out?
no wonder I've got so butch recently.
if it really was once-in-a-lifetime mayonaisse
i'd take it. i can get sexed some other time
good logic playboy.
probably the sex
i'm a bit indifferent to mayonnaise and i always find sex a bit boring so it's noy biggy for me.
'noy biggy'
you sound like Kath & Kim!
!
What does mayonnaise taste like?
I'm not good with gloopy foods that breach the liquid/solid divide. I can't bare to put them in my mouth through fear of drowning. Jelly is the worst.
So, what does mayo taste like?
I wouldn't really know how to describe it.
Especially without comparing to another food you probably don't eat.
Haha top marks
Lauren for bringing this debate to the masses.
I think the "Any penis sensation beats a condiment" argument still wins...
What about the wank and a sandwich argument.
Good point I feel.
I can laugh about boring sex
mayonaise is mayonaise, plus i could think about eating a really nice sandwich whilst the sex.
I don't really like mayonaise,
so by default...
I don't really like
mayonnaise, so I would go for the boring sex, then at least I can say I had sex recently.