but that godspeed one

Ahhhhh, it's time to relax,
and you know what that means,
a glass of wine, your favourite easy chair,
and of course this compact disc playing and your home stereo.
So go on, indulge yourself,
that's right, kick off your shoes, put your feet up,
lean back and just enjoy the melodies.
After all, music soothes even the savage beasts.

"Counting Stars on the Ceiling" by Stars

If You Shoot The Head You Kill The Ghoul.

I think the spoken word part is from Night of the Living Dead.

Great song.

Well we wanna be free.. We wanna be free to do what we wanna do We
wanna be free to ride.. We wanna be free to ride our machines without being
hassled by the man.. and we wanna get loaded!

-man or astroman

the one about telling the temperature by crickets on that Money Mark LP

Frogmen - Mr Scruff (not really the intro but all good)

very 90s

in particular have some great ones.

'the guy youve gotta look out for is spazz.' 'spazz?' 'hes a sex machine'

queue a song shorter than the sample :D

theres one about gang hand signs and nicknames that always makes me laugh too

at the beginning of the Stars record 'Heart' is what first came to my mind...and is horrific.

especially right before O.K.F.M.D.O.A at the start of Midwestern Songs of the Americas

or

does anyone remember 'Opal Mantra' by Therapy? Anyone? Starts with 'We sold our souls to the man....'

Oh and there was a Ned's Atomic Dustbin song that used a sample from Apocalypse Now in surely the best sample / worst song combination.

"Are you ready to die?"

"Man, I'm ready to die! I'm ready to go anywhere! Do anything! See anybody! Walk! Talk! Be smart! Be anything! To do what I gotta do, man...And I'll die. Dyin' means nothing to me man"

DUNDUN! DUNDUNDUN! DUNDUN! DUNDUNDUN!

Punk rock is a word used by dilletantes, and uh, heartless manipulators, about music that takes up the energies and teh souls and the time and the minds of young men who give what they have to it, and they give everything they have to it

etc.

There's also a bit at the end of a track off Comity's first album that has a woman screaming "YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD!" over and over on top of loads of feedback, it's hell of awesome.

Stars

Also, Say Anything...Is A Real Boy

"I'm having some anxiety about doing the spoken word intro..."

and it's the end of a record (I think).

Therapy?'s 'Potato Junky' had a very unnerving sample on it - a child talking about being touched or something, very very creepy. Does anyone else remember this or know where this was from?

is on Those Who Tell The Truth... by EITS and I'm sure it's on the song Eye For An Eye by UNKLE. It's very good anyway.

is generally fantastic in this department.

by Venetian Snares.

"and he looked at me, and he said "do you believe in monsters? Do you believe in demons?"

"this band is unstoppable" at the beginning of Retreat! Retreat!

does this on lots of his records. Ones about buying evil hip hop before bangin in soem fat hiphop beats and samples is pretty cool.

I had to get up to get down to start all over again
Head on down to the basement and shout
Kick those white mice and black dogs out
Kick those white mice and baboons out
Kick those baboons and other motherfuckers out

"Shellac of North America. Catalogue number TG211CD. Audio compact disc. Forty-four point one kilohertz sample rate. Sixteen-bit word length. Samples represented in twos compliment binery. Eight to Fourteen expansion. Set reproducer for reference level. 1000 Hurts."

<3

they do, they do.

Somehow baby, I never thought that we do too.

Class.

the one true classic:

"A great philosopher once wrote...naughty, naughty, very naughty...."

of 13th Floor by Mondo Generator. Buggered if i'm going to type it out though.

He's got him beat
They're at the stoplight
They're laughing at him
They want to know
What's the deal with the surfboard?
The beach is nearly two hours away from here
And why have you been cruising up and down this street all day
But he just ignores them
And revs his engine
Then the the light turns green
Oh yeah he's a...

Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug
Sikh in a baja volkswagon bug

off 'Untrue' by Burial.

and yeah, the dEUS ones are class.

for comedy value, the start of 'Well Ard' by Caspa and the Others is awesome... "he was so 'ard, even his nightmares were scared of him"
BOOM!

of the new Grace Jones song...

Petrifying.

I like the Annie Hall sample at the start of Jawbreaker - Jet Black.