"our eyes met across a crowded bingo hall. she had the most beautiful brown eyes that later turned out to be just the reflection of an overflowing colostomy bag on table 4"
2 young chavvy girls approach
"here my mate really fancies you will you get off with her?"
*giggling*
"what?"
"will you pull my mate?"
*more giggling, gradually turning into bellowous laughter and finally the coup de grace of the "point and laugh" technique*
my mate fancies you = I'm drunk and and can do with a giggle as you chat up my unattainable mate (if you're stupid enough to fall for it in the first place).
My friends often got off with people without saying a word to them.. It would be arranged through their mate and usually as soon as it was over, they'd part ways. So so weird when you think about it.
For some reason they think they're getting one over me (no pun intended)...HOW IS THIS?
"will u got out with ma mate she thnks yr well fit!"
"ta, but i'm fine."
"LOL OK, will u b her frend?"
"nah, i've got plenty already cheers."
"HAHAHAHAHAH OMGHOMGHOMGOMH!!!"
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"our eyes met across a crowded bingo hall. she had the most beautiful brown eyes that later turned out to be just the reflection of an overflowing colostomy bag on table 4"
16 and three months
Never
I think it's great for people that don't have the confidence to go up and say so themselves.
never!
it helps me and my awkward shyness.
^5
I agree
it seems okay when drunk..
this was the wrong question to ask on a forum full of indie bedwetters
WHAT A WAY TO BEGIN IT ALL
It should never be used. 90% of the time the person is just saying it to wind their mate up
with this in mind
I have lowered the age to 14 and 19 weeks
my mate fancies you
age
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in real life,
i've only ever been 'asked out' when a boy has used this method.
and what did you think?
everytime:
MTFU
:-D
oh god, that's so embarassing and awkward
although it's a decent enough 'heads up'.
If it weren't for "My mate fancies you"
I never would have been turned down by a hot barmaid.
you were turned down by a barmaid? i bet there's a hell of a story behind that!
Do you make *any* sincere posts anymore?
i was only messing :(
I always get that in town
It's the worst thing ever
2 young chavvy girls approach
"here my mate really fancies you will you get off with her?"
*giggling*
"what?"
"will you pull my mate?"
*more giggling, gradually turning into bellowous laughter and finally the coup de grace of the "point and laugh" technique*
I walk off, red-faced.
This happened almost every week
when I used to go to the Cathouse unders.
Such a thing has never occured to me anywhere else.
Its simple maths
my mate fancies you = I'm drunk and and can do with a giggle as you chat up my unattainable mate (if you're stupid enough to fall for it in the first place).
At the Cathouse unders,
the 'mate' generally did fancy the victim.
My friends often got off with people without saying a word to them.. It would be arranged through their mate and usually as soon as it was over, they'd part ways. So so weird when you think about it.
this is bringing flashbacks to my teenage years,
but for me it was the Sub Club.
It seemed normal at the time, but actually its kind of creepy.
It was even common
for one person to pull both the 'mate' and the person who introduced the 'mate' in the same night.
this happens to me
it makes me hate me.
^walking joke
maybe they do actually fancy you though?
not THAT often :(
srsly though, they're hateful slags.
yeah which is why you should take them not fancing you as a compliment!
i had actually not thought of it this way round
:)
thats what i keep telling myself
anyay
you didn't have to laugh at them quite that hard
you unfeeling bastard.
I get it a lot too
it's an odd technique to make fun of someone. Especially since I blank them totally every time.
half the time its just a joke
which makes you feel like a wanker.
then the other half of the time if it is true its just even awkward than it would have been anyway.
I've had chav girls do this as a joke.
For some reason they think they're getting one over me (no pun intended)...HOW IS THIS?
"will u got out with ma mate she thnks yr well fit!"
"ta, but i'm fine."
"LOL OK, will u b her frend?"
"nah, i've got plenty already cheers."
"HAHAHAHAHAH OMGHOMGHOMGOMH!!!"
Hmmm.
Replace "fancies" with "wants to fuck" and it can be used at any age.
i get...
them: 'my mate fancies you...'
me: 'you are aware i'm 25...'
them: 'oh, i thought you were 17...sorry to bother you'
I've been victim to:
'see my mate over there?' *coy wave & giggle*
'she thinks you're pug ugly and so do I'
it stung but I did appreciate the new spin on the whole thing. Inventive and deflating at the same time.
bad thing to do
just bad
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