look at my feet.

keep walking.

sweat
stammer
avoid eye contact
fidget

the usual stuff really.

I'm so shit.

or start paradiddling on the table.

and staring into the middle distance. It's quite unnerving apparently.

because I get shaky, flappy hands when I'm embarrassed.

I don't do under pressure - I work to a plan - if I don't I get a migraine within 5 minutes.

I'm truly a failure at interacting with human beings. I like dogs. They don't judge.

get flustered
lose whatever train of thought I had
think of a really witty comeback 10 minutes later

and start throwing puke and acorns around

and go round gardens letting all the small animals free.

OR

Get Even.

go quite red, get all clammy.

but manage to sustain a non-red, albeit somewhat clammy face.

The worst is when it's pure, unrelenting embarrassment and you can feel your face turn to beetroot and that in turn makes you go even redder.

stutter, panic, make myself look like an idiot :(

but its not like a proper yawn and then I sort of realise half way through how ridiculous I must look and become really self conscious

FUCK OFF and leave me in peace to get it done

When I'm at work and I lose some £500 diamond ring, I just tend to turn into the Sun and run around like a jester until I realise its in my pocket.

I'm a terrible stutterer when it come to high-pressure. My flippy-floppy mouth is my own worst enemy.

i also somehow often manage to cough from choking on my own spit.

what a moron.

i na shop.

just now i nearly got done for shop lifteing...

i was buying earlpugs and i couldnt find my card..in order to free up my hands i stuck the earplugs in my pocket...sawthe security guy apprach and threw them out my pocket...

i flal apart when i can;t find my card

blush/run away.