but I think that was due to the fact that when I was 10 I asked my mother how gay people had sex...I think after that bombshell they thought best not to encourage.
My first girlfriend was due over and as I was nervously waiting for her to arrive for the first time, I'm pretty sure my mum just blurted out "remember to keep safe. I know they teach you about safe sex at school but don't take any risks."
I thought that was bad but my mum made it into the most awkward night of all time afterwards. Horrible.
We went out for drinks a couple of times, I invited her round to mine to watch a film, we chatted for ages, I kissed her, invited her round again to make cake, more of the same. We just spent lots of time together, got jiggy, after a while I assumed we were kind of gf/bf, I think the confirmation was when I was introduced to one of her friends as 'Rachel's boyfriend?' and we looked at each other and smiled.
At some point the hairy one will want to put his willy winkie inside the pretty one's lady garden and make bumpy bumpy until he's made some love toothpaste over her mimsie and she lays back most unsatisified and then they will slowly drift apart.
if a guy is spending a lot of time with a girl and isn't trying to fuck her. Something so wrong that i don't even want to thik about it any longer. Unless she's ugly of course, in which case; why the hell did you make friends with her in the first place?
You have to fuck at one stage. It's just the law. You only don't fuck them if they're unattractive, and even then they'll still want to sleep with you possibly and that'll make things weird.
and even he's been flirty at times. if you mean that way around - i think girls are equally bad at pretending they only want to be friends with guys when they fancy them, so i didn't mean it in a sexist way. and girls don't go out of their way to be friends with men they don't find attractive in SOME WAY. not to say that sometimes people don't just become friends.
it's complicated. it's just a strange issue and a bit close to home, but yeah, i know it's possible to have really close opposite sex friends, but its still quite rare and special
take you up on that offer, mostly just to see what happens. I mean, I just spent like four days solid with Fiona. It can´t be worse than that. (WINKLOL)
One of my best friends is currently a girl and a lot of my closer friends are gilrs, it's just a myth that guys don't want to get close to girls they dont want to sex.
with a sloppy come on or a one night stand, other people then yea but when someone is this close to me personally I don't want to ruin anything but doing something STUPID.
But you're too scared that she'll tell you to do one and you'll never see her again and you'll never smell her scent on your pillow after she's crashed around your house ever ever again.
my best friend is female, but i have a few really close male friends and i know FOR SURE that they're not attracted to me whatsoever. i actually feel more comfortable with my male friends than my female ones most of the time.
You need to change your bathroom light to a red bulb and glue a steering wheel to the wall of your shower.
Put the plug in the bath or shower base and turn on the shower.
Dressed only in your jeans, stand in the rising water with the spray coming down on you, in the red light and try to turn the steering wheel.
the penguin goes into his bedroom and finds catwoman and says 'just the pussy ive been looking for'
and then catwoman when she's not catwoman just her nondisguised character (selma something) is dancing with bruce wayne at a dinner and he says 'no hard feelings about the other night' and she says 'no...well semi-hard anyway'
i was scandalised, batman returns is okay though its quite good fun, the penguin sends a buncha irl penguins with missiles attached to them to blow up gotham city which is a cool idea i thought
hacked into the signal and sent them back to the penguin's lair
it was definitely batman though it was pretty scandalous i thought, i think im gonna start using more lines from films like that on my girlfriend, i bet she'll really appreciate it
remember in home alone 2 at the start where macaulay culkin's parents tell him to get something out the bathroom while theyre packing and he says his uncle is having a shower and said told him if he walked in and saw him naked he'd 'grow up never feeling like a real man'
You need to be able to talk about girls with your best friend, and sexual experiences. You need to ask them about their sextimes and yours and cross-reference them, and compare girls with them.
God. It sounds like the worst thing ever, being best friends with a girl.
I spose it depends on how masculine you are though. I'm pretty masculine. Sorry. I'm fucking masculine.
I'm not even joking, and am not bothered if it makes me sound like a sexist condom or whatever, but if I met a lad and he started telling me about his best mate who turned out to be a girl, I'd be a bit put-off.
That's not because I hate wimps or anything, just down to a lack of common ground. If he was capable of having such a 'best-friend' relationship with a girl, then he's probably not going to get along with me very well.
In my experience, the blokes i know who actually have friends who are females are just slimy little weasels who never have a real girlfriend and actively encourage femae style chats in attempt to look like a modern man.
I have no friends who are girls (mates girlfriends don't count) and I hope it stays that way forever. If you're a woman and I befriend you, you can be sure as shit that it's not because I want to talk about hair straighteners with you.
Don't get me wrong- I'm not saying that women are only good for one thing or anythig like that. I probably haven't explained myself very well- it was late and all that.
I am friendly with quite a few girls and i always have a laugh and a chat with them when i see them but i would in no way consider them to be close friends. I just don't see the point of it.
I used to fancy her at school so I got talking to her. She knew I fancied her, girls always know. I think there was sexual tension for about 4 years until I got a girlfriend but we are still awesome friends even if we never touch each other.
I still fancy the girl i used to fancy at school. I haven't seen her in years but you can bet your bottom dollar i'd still want to do naughty things with her just for old times sake.
but the lovely benefit of platonic straight males is the whole vomit hair holding duty, and the safe feeling you tend to get from them that blokes you are attracted to just dont give off.
Sooner or later, this wears off however, and the sexual tension is bound to simmer at some point, whether its acted on or not will truly define the friendship.
if they were so horrifically ugly that there was no sexual attraction at all. but then if they are ugly i probably wouldn't be that inclined to hang out with them.
yes, duh.
duhhhhhhhhhh OMG ner
liek wtf?????????????//////// obvz.
nah, that's gay
Aye
I get on far better with girls than guys.
Yes
one out of two
is.
i love him like a brother
same for me
yes
Of course.
yep
i have more male friends, closer female friends though
yeah although my dad thinks maybe not
we had this conversation earlier as i am going on holiday with my friend who is a girl and they was giving me a talk of some sort
"Strap up before you strap in, son"
?
well it was my mum saying that
and my dad saying blah blah blah victorian attitudes, you can just be friends blah.
My parents never gave me 'the talk'
I feel deprived.
i mainly just try to talk over them
I never got 'the talk' either
but I think that was due to the fact that when I was 10 I asked my mother how gay people had sex...I think after that bombshell they thought best not to encourage.
Me either
I figure they probably just thought it would never be put to practical use.
I got it horrificly.
My first girlfriend was due over and as I was nervously waiting for her to arrive for the first time, I'm pretty sure my mum just blurted out "remember to keep safe. I know they teach you about safe sex at school but don't take any risks."
I thought that was bad but my mum made it into the most awkward night of all time afterwards. Horrible.
My girlfriend *is* my best mate.
But yeah, I have a couple of really good female friends. As long as the trust is there to start with I am sure it is okay.
gay
10/10
thanks for coming out
im here all week
No.
Well, it can.
But the male will always secretly want to sex the girl.
Unless one of them's a gayer.
That's why you need to fuck her first!
So you won't be looking at her wondering what it'd be like.
Best chat-up line ever:
¨Hey sweet tits I think we could really be great friends. So lets fuck first to get it out of our systems.¨
Totally
It's even better if you carry on fucking whilst still being best friends. I suppose that technically is like some kind of 'relationship'.
Yeah I think if anything
thats the definition of a ´relationship´. Only I suppose if both of you refuse to call it a relationship then its just fun fun fun all the way.
I assume that was how you and your girlfriend became an item then?
I'm not sure!
We went out for drinks a couple of times, I invited her round to mine to watch a film, we chatted for ages, I kissed her, invited her round again to make cake, more of the same. We just spent lots of time together, got jiggy, after a while I assumed we were kind of gf/bf, I think the confirmation was when I was introduced to one of her friends as 'Rachel's boyfriend?' and we looked at each other and smiled.
yes
why?
Yeah
I think you have to have fucked at some stage though, so you've got it out of the way and don't have to think about it.
mine has seen my boobs
does this count?
If he licked them then no.
If anything that just makes it worse
its like a taster.
no wayz
i think your wrong
*hope, dear god hope
Nah
You don't really know someone until you've se
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only if there's no sex/feeling stuff involved.
Nothing is impossible
I´m more concerned about whether or not the moon can explode.
Yeah, it can.
No
At some point the hairy one will want to put his willy winkie inside the pretty one's lady garden and make bumpy bumpy until he's made some love toothpaste over her mimsie and she lays back most unsatisified and then they will slowly drift apart.
Sometimes, I really do wonder about you
Are you hard?
IRound the clock baby!
I still cry at night that your not in the bedroom above me
Hello, my name is Earl J Bumgarden.
Wanna babysit?
Can I bring my friend Whurry Bumps?
Bumpass*
yes
100% yes
Theres; aomething seriously wrong
if a guy is spending a lot of time with a girl and isn't trying to fuck her. Something so wrong that i don't even want to thik about it any longer. Unless she's ugly of course, in which case; why the hell did you make friends with her in the first place?
because ugly girls are easy lays
every chap's got to have an uglyun on speedial for emergencies.
That's why God gave you hands. Use them!
I'd rather have a tug then court a fugly.
speaking from experience, no
You have to fuck at one stage. It's just the law. You only don't fuck them if they're unattractive, and even then they'll still want to sleep with you possibly and that'll make things weird.
Why does it always have to be that way round?
well, i have one close male friend i haven't done anything at all with
and even he's been flirty at times. if you mean that way around - i think girls are equally bad at pretending they only want to be friends with guys when they fancy them, so i didn't mean it in a sexist way. and girls don't go out of their way to be friends with men they don't find attractive in SOME WAY. not to say that sometimes people don't just become friends.
it's complicated. it's just a strange issue and a bit close to home, but yeah, i know it's possible to have really close opposite sex friends, but its still quite rare and special
I flirt with everyone though: male, female, whatever
I 'flirt with the world' is how one friend described it. I'm mildly flattered by that compliment.
You even once invited me to your classy London apartments
Anytime, honeytits
xxx
I am actually genuinely going to
take you up on that offer, mostly just to see what happens. I mean, I just spent like four days solid with Fiona. It can´t be worse than that. (WINKLOL)
Well, even I pale next to heaven.
...
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3556211#r3557663
I think so
One of my best friends is currently a girl and a lot of my closer friends are gilrs, it's just a myth that guys don't want to get close to girls they dont want to sex.
Has she got a sex change pencilled in for next week or something?
Nah
she's just brilliant and is one of the best personalities I have ever met is all
Why aren't you trying to fuck her then?
If she's so great and all. Making sweet love to her will show her how special you think she is. That's what I'd tell her anyway.
I like her THAT much as I would NEVER want to risk any existing relationship we have
with a sloppy come on or a one night stand, other people then yea but when someone is this close to me personally I don't want to ruin anything but doing something STUPID.
If you're such GREAT friends
then you could easily pass it off as a bit of a joke and have a giggle about it.
Duh we aren't like that
DUH!
You wanna touch her, don't you!
But you're too scared that she'll tell you to do one and you'll never see her again and you'll never smell her scent on your pillow after she's crashed around your house ever ever again.
i've got you're number boyo!
I know you do
and you never called, you complete and utter bastard!
I was referring to
"currently a girl"
o
hahah :D
Yeah,
I've known my closest friend since we were kids, there has never been any tension in that respect. Shes pretty ace.
Yes
My two best friends are guys and there are absolutely no 'sexy' feelings towards one another at all.
Are you all hideously unattractive?
Or have your sexual organs ben involved in any industrial accidents?
If the answer is yes to either of these questions then call Claims Direst on 0800 452452
33?
Seriously?
I just
like the numbers.
:)
hmmm
http://www.last.fm/music/Pop+Will+Eat+Itself/_/Let%27s+Get+Ugly?autostart
oh crapp i knew that was wrong
try again
http://www.last.fm/music/Pop+Will+Eat+Itself/_/Let's+Get+Ugly
just copy and paste the line man
sheeesh
I like it in songs when a singer calls his lover his "friend"
like in Deanna by Nick Cave and Go Home, Get Down by Death From Above 1979 and stuff.
I don't want to put it in my best female friend though, because she looks like Rocky from Mask.
PUSH IT IN PUSH IT IN
SAID CYERMON CYERMON CYERMON
:'''')
OHHHH I LOVE MY GIRL
I WANT TO GET HER OFF
TURN THE LIIIIGHTS UPPPP!!!
TURN THE LIIIGHTS UPPP!
SO I CAN SEE!
EEEEEEEEEEONETWOTHREE!
PUSH IN
PUSH IN
PUSH IIIIIIIIIN
PUSH IN
PUSH IIIIIIIIIN
ONETWOTHREE
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OUT
PULL OOOOOOOOOUT
I learned how to play that on bass recently
totally badass!
<3
wait, let's metal that up a bit
\m/
or even
\M/
Rooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
*cyberdemon
my best friend is a boy
and he's only tried to sex me twice. i shouldn't have let him spoon me.
:O
you let him spoon you!!
you must always be mysterious and untouchable to the male best friend!!!
lol
we kind of had to because i only had a single bed for a while... it was nice!!
Wait
hang on hang on
what exactly am I hearing here?
we've been best friends for 5 years?
he's had a gf for 3 years. spooning has no meaning or consequence.
his attempted sexings were only drunken jokes
i think
We've all used that excuse
...
i think if you joke about sex you've probz gone pretty far from getting it. c.f. when i shared a bed with guntrip.
I think you just insulted me
But I'm not sure if I understand or not.
i didnt insult you
i was giving you sex advice. which is pretty hilarious, coming from ME. lol
That's a recipe for disaster!
He will only desire you more then!
^5
avoid at alll costs!
he totes doesnt "desire" me
every bf i've ever had has been like HE SO FANCIES YOU. but everyone knows he only fancies girls that look like 12 year old boys.
You´re best friends with Tristan?
Is 'he' Tristan?
haha
no. i have never spooned tristan.
^5
he so does.
Yes.
But also, no.
</wisdom>
31 years of lessons there.
Let me know
when you figure this out...sigh
i think so, yep
my best friend is female, but i have a few really close male friends and i know FOR SURE that they're not attracted to me whatsoever. i actually feel more comfortable with my male friends than my female ones most of the time.
no
the boy will always secretly like the girl and it will end badly
Of course
Although HE will grow to love HER.
this isn't true though
right?
Of course it is
In 90 percent of cases, or there or thereabouts.
it is
i think this might be true.
but not till iam at least 30
easily
EASILY.
Really great friends
but not really best friends.
Do people still have 'best' friends?
hi sadpunk
im bored what should i do
Have you played sinking submarine
in your bathroom yet?
whats sinking submarine
i watched batman returns, is it the same
Not quite.
You need to change your bathroom light to a red bulb and glue a steering wheel to the wall of your shower.
Put the plug in the bath or shower base and turn on the shower.
Dressed only in your jeans, stand in the rising water with the spray coming down on you, in the red light and try to turn the steering wheel.
that sounds pretty fun
we have a bath like this (minus naked lady)
http://web.onyxnet.co.uk/upfields-onyxnet.co.uk/images/calvari.jpg
i might try that, have you ever noticed that batman returns is full of lewd jokes
I have not!
I haven't seen that film in ages though, it's a bit terrible isn't it?
Anyway, examples please!
the only two i can remember now are
the penguin goes into his bedroom and finds catwoman and says 'just the pussy ive been looking for'
and then catwoman when she's not catwoman just her nondisguised character (selma something) is dancing with bruce wayne at a dinner and he says 'no hard feelings about the other night' and she says 'no...well semi-hard anyway'
i was scandalised, batman returns is okay though its quite good fun, the penguin sends a buncha irl penguins with missiles attached to them to blow up gotham city which is a cool idea i thought
I remember the penguins!
Didn't some of them has laser sights on their heads?
Those quotes can't be from batman! Were you watching Carry On Superhero by mistake?!
they had receiver things on their heads so at the end batman
hacked into the signal and sent them back to the penguin's lair
it was definitely batman though it was pretty scandalous i thought, i think im gonna start using more lines from films like that on my girlfriend, i bet she'll really appreciate it
remember in home alone 2 at the start where macaulay culkin's parents tell him to get something out the bathroom while theyre packing and he says his uncle is having a shower and said told him if he walked in and saw him naked he'd 'grow up never feeling like a real man'
Absolutely NOT.
You need to be able to talk about girls with your best friend, and sexual experiences. You need to ask them about their sextimes and yours and cross-reference them, and compare girls with them.
God. It sounds like the worst thing ever, being best friends with a girl.
I spose it depends on how masculine you are though. I'm pretty masculine. Sorry. I'm fucking masculine.
^This is all true^
And you need to be able to go drinking with the without them throwing up before 6pm and asking you to hold back their fucking hair.
You should also be able to give your best friend a punch every now and again without them crying and calling you a woman beater.
Women aren't funny either.
And don't even get me started on the whole sports side of things.
It just would never ever work. Any bloke who claims to have a girl as a best friend clearly isn't a real man.
Absolutely.
I'm not even joking, and am not bothered if it makes me sound like a sexist condom or whatever, but if I met a lad and he started telling me about his best mate who turned out to be a girl, I'd be a bit put-off.
That's not because I hate wimps or anything, just down to a lack of common ground. If he was capable of having such a 'best-friend' relationship with a girl, then he's probably not going to get along with me very well.
I'm not joking either, bud.
In my experience, the blokes i know who actually have friends who are females are just slimy little weasels who never have a real girlfriend and actively encourage femae style chats in attempt to look like a modern man.
I have no friends who are girls (mates girlfriends don't count) and I hope it stays that way forever. If you're a woman and I befriend you, you can be sure as shit that it's not because I want to talk about hair straighteners with you.
you're both sad little
men!
Thank you.
Don't get me wrong- I'm not saying that women are only good for one thing or anythig like that. I probably haven't explained myself very well- it was late and all that.
I am friendly with quite a few girls and i always have a laugh and a chat with them when i see them but i would in no way consider them to be close friends. I just don't see the point of it.
My best friend is a girl.
I used to fancy her at school so I got talking to her. She knew I fancied her, girls always know. I think there was sexual tension for about 4 years until I got a girlfriend but we are still awesome friends even if we never touch each other.
You still want to though, right?
Just be honest with us.
I still fancy the girl i used to fancy at school. I haven't seen her in years but you can bet your bottom dollar i'd still want to do naughty things with her just for old times sake.
Woman are hilarious
but the lovely benefit of platonic straight males is the whole vomit hair holding duty, and the safe feeling you tend to get from them that blokes you are attracted to just dont give off.
Sooner or later, this wears off however, and the sexual tension is bound to simmer at some point, whether its acted on or not will truly define the friendship.
Mostly I think not.
Sometimes I think yes but it's not like sexual, it's more like "this would be so much easier if she was my girlfriend."
i used to think so
but i dont anymore :(
no you can't get too close
BECAUSE THEN YOU END UP IN STUPID FUCKING SITUATIONS
you can actually
Yes they can
You just have to sex them sometimes.
sure - i had best female mates for years.
It'd still be the case, only i would consider my bf to be my best mate now (if we're going to do this hierarchically)
Yes
My best friend is my girlfriend
</gay>
awww
:)
Nope
Thats just what straight men say when they want to pork said girl. Its using the 'nice guy' tactics.
It may be different if you lick the wrong side of the stamp but I can't speak for those folk.
yes
Whatever 'best mate' means, yes.
I'm not really sure I have one particular 'best mate'. I'm not 8 years old any more.
Can you do a special edition 'bamos' 8th birthday Zonino' please?
Ok.
It'll be held in McDonald's, Burton-on-Trent. Bands playing will include Europe, Wham!, Roy Orbison and 10CC. DJ: Jive Bunny.
I saved you and Bobbygeorge
from drowning last night in a very strange dream. If that doesn't qualify me then next time it happens you drown. You drown real bad.
On behalf of bobbygeorge, we appreciate it.
I'll put you in line for best mate duties if my current best mate, some random geezerbird from Rochdale, phones in sick.
cheers
it means a lot
I suppose so
though I don't know anyone who has this and would be wary of anyone who does
definitely
i dont have a single best mate, but most of my closest friends are girls
maybe
if they were so horrifically ugly that there was no sexual attraction at all. but then if they are ugly i probably wouldn't be that inclined to hang out with them.
so in conclusion: no
i think yes
........Yes.
Of course.
I can't believe the concentration of wrongness in this thread.
Staggering.