have we had one of these yet?
i had a great time! something serious was dead fun and i got to see lots of brilliant people and dance with a girl called kaagal who i met at zonino who is super hott and super lovely.
i also watched firefly at stealthys and i am sad to say, i STILL dont like it, its boring, too dark (thelighting i mean) and just plain meh. really disappointing as joss whedon is obvs one of my heroes.
lalala did some other stuff, went to the finsbury park festival and got beaten up by two HORRIBLE boys but still enjoyed myself.
i had TWO chinese take-aways, TWO
you choo choo?
SUPER HOTT doesn't quite cover it.
My weekend was fucking brilliant.
i kept trying to help you dance with her
but you were RUBBISH
was that that short girl?
yeah
I had other priorities. I had to save my camera.
That camera needs to be destroyed
Considering what I had to do....
it went perfectly.
fine
DRAMATASTIC
Every couple I socialise with split up. There was some other stuff involving emigrating and that, but it's not that interesting.
every couple split up in the same weekend?
Yup
Admittedly that's only three couples, but still...
Always happens like that
About 6 months ago every couple I knew dissolved in the space of a couple of weeks.
There's something in the air
.
Got drunk, had sex, played football, pretty standard.
People will respond to this
with '*vomits*' and the like, but I had a totally lovely weekend.
A little bit more detail here: http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3651304#r3652791
********vomit*********
fuck you!
x
it was a lovely weekend
but yeah, fuck you too!
***vomits***
just fuck you, then
:"""""(
you saw a mannequin that looked like s_b?
wow
you can find it on stoke newington high street
I can send you a picture of it, if you'd like. You might recognise it yourself next time you are there.
I just vommed everywhere
went to my old uni for postgrad art shows on thursday
got drunk with an old friend
stayed in friday and saturday, watching movies with flatmate. sunday had drinks and dinner with my ex-flatmate and her awesome boyfriend (he was one of the guys behind 'Pump Up The Volume'! a fact that makes me endlessly happy) which was just lovely.
7/10
who are these ruffians that beat you up? cunts!
reece and jake
MASSIVE vaginas, both of them.
ahh that's okay then
alsio
pump up the volume is one of my favourite ever films!
how was he involved?
not the film
the song!
i do like the film though!
i was ill
and my headphones were broken so i had to hold them in a very precise position which made my hand sore. Still Ill.
It was good
didn't do much but got to spend a lot of time with the girlfriend :)
It's made the start of this week seem even shitter though :S
...
Good. But went sour at the end: I was woken up my a text. At 4.37 in the morning. And she concluded it with an expression of love so I couldn't text back profanities and invective.
That was the point at which I realised I had a long brown hair in my mouth.
On the other hand, I read a comic that started with the words "Doctor, I can't stop fucking things". You can't lose with an opener like that.
i don't know
you didn't reply to my PM :(
im just about to!
fear not my friend
now you havent either!
biatch
update pls
she STILL hasnt replied
the shit
that is BEYOND reproach
hmm, i got football, byeeeeeeee
brilliant!
went to 2000 Trees, saw some rilly good bands and did other things appropriate to being at a festival.
Can I make my stereophonics joke again?
motion passed
Too much information.
i just knew someone like you would say something like that
it only takes two matches...
feel better now?
much
Hello sophia,
I hope you weren't ACTUALLY beaten up, that would be horrible! I went to a shit music festival on Platt Fields park, and also got too drunk on Saturday, and recorded some awesome songs with my friend. Yesterday was a blur of naps, and films, with a visit from my mum thrown in for good measure.
not properly
but jake-kenako did SLAP MY FACE, A LADIES FACE, SEVERAL TIMES!
were you asking for it,
a bit?
NO!
how DARE you?!
I was just wondering,
I'm sure you weren't, what did he feel were the reasons behind it?
BEING ATTACKED BY A RABID HAIR BALL
pretty good reasons in my book.
anyway. Look at reeces arms. look at my arms. BLACK AND BLUE.
Sophia? as unblemished and pristine as usual
I HURT
I side with.....
.....
SOPHIA!!!!! DUM DUM DUUUUUUM
I WIN
lies lies lies
since when did you have a ladies face?
:'(
see?! SEE WHAT A NASTY BRUTE THIS GUY IS?
SLAPPING LADIES THEN CALLING TYHEM UGLY :'(
I'M SURE YOU HAVE A LOVELY PERSONALITY
OK OK, now I'm lying
atleast i dont have a rubbish moustache!
no, yours is pretty good
ha ha HA
except i KNEW you would say that, you predictable, cricket loving BAFFOON
What can i say, I say it like I see it
in this case a rather fetching moustache.
maybe it's your inate hitler aura coming through?
"you used to be nice jake"
PFFF
you did!
what happened to you, man?
did they get to you?
or did your smelly poo smell so bad it drove you insane?
i'm tierd and bruised up
Went to see Diana Ross, drank too much..danced the pegs off myself.
Had a party on sunday, battered my body on a bouncy castle all day...
Spent it all doing job prep
and listening to musics.
...
Friday was nothing short of amazing. Mini picnic in St James' Park, Tate Modern, Something Serious (which was IMMENSE. Highlights include Saves the day into Shed seven, The Bluetones, Sleeper, Break stuff. I could go on and on), incredible dancing and extreme weight loss.
Saturday should have seen me at a wedding, but instead saw what copuld possibly be the end of me and my brothers friendship.
Sunday was spent mostly re-watching series 3 of LOST.
There are other soppy things which I won't subject you all to, for the fear of mass illness.
oh dear
what happened?
unless you dont want to say..obvs
Basically
My brother was best man for his best mate.
He wanted me to be at the reception.
I couldn't afford to go (to be fair it was in Bath and I was only supposed to go for a couple of hours)
My brother is REALLY mad at me, and Lord knows what his mate and his new wife think of me.
why is it such a big deal?
it wasnt your brothers wedding!
did you only tell him at the last minute?
It was a big issue
because it was a really big day for him, and he wanted me there.
No, he knew full well I couldn't afford to go, and I told him as much last week. But he is still mad.
oh i remember this issue
you did the right thing.
break stuff was brilliant :)
It well was
as was 'living on a prayer'
'OH, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE
OHHHHHHHHHH! ALIADIERE!!!'
:D
oh and sophia
you were a RIOT on friday
:(
:( :( :(
why?
....
It's not a :( situation!
You made me laugh a lot. It was fun.
ok phew
i thought you probably meant i was making a drunken arse of myself
which you probably still are
but atleast i amused, rather than offended!
you couldn't possibly offend
even the 'I thought she was blonde' comment had me chuckling, you little scamp.
who did i say that about?
your lady friend?
I did mean that
was alright.
Very good ta!
Friday night was my work summer BBQ- £10 for free drink and food all night. As expected I got rather tipsy and danced to cheesey pop songs all night. Saturday was day one of Rhythms Of The World festival in Hitchin. Highlights were the Hitchin Allstar Choir doing 'Yesterday's News' by Tom Waits, Shirobon! (reallly bouncy chiptune) and Billy Cobham (....wow). Went back to my friends after the festival and stayed up 'til 11.30am, then spent all day Sunday in bed eating pizza and watching films.
i sat posting on here all weekend,
i didn't go out/eat/sleep much at all.
it was good
cheers
Pretty good thanks
spent a lot of time behind the wheel of a minibus which was very amusing at first ("I'M DRIVING A REALLY BIG VAN! I'M MUCH HIGHER UP THAN EVERYONE ELSE") but the novelty wore off when I had to drive back from Canterbury to Manchester having only had 2 hours sleep. I also played some music to some hippies and bumped into an old uni friend and drank amazing Vietnamese coffee.
What did I do?
I put my watch in to be fixed, bought some baby clothes, watched tele, went to a bbq, watched more tele, slept.
Overall impressions: 7/10
alright
I felt like I aged several years watching South Africa bat yesterday but I did get a whopping big rebate from the Inland Revenue, which I'm inevitably going to squander on nothing in particular.
Rubbish.
I spent Saturday writing, then got really depressed in the evening for some reason. Yesterday I had to go to my Auntie's for another family meet up and has only helped strengthen my thoughts on how little I have in common with anyone in my family, save for 1 cousin.
Alright
Shaved most of my hair off and continued to cultivate the beard. Girlfriend's in for a shock when she returns from holiday, heh.
magnetic fields
and something serious on friday were both very different types of fun.
saturday i went and had a lovely lunch and chat and wandered to the imperial war museum then back home via the waterloo graffiti tunnel.
sunday i went and did a race round ally pally, lazed in the sun then ran home. went and saw wooden shjips last night who were aceness.
a good weekend.
it was going great till saturday evening
then some vagrants imposed themselves on me.
Rota was great, i bought some underwear, i drank far too much. I need to sort some shit out.
How do people live in London?
I srsly don't get it. I was there for the weekend and i'm absolutely KNACKERED. The tube was probably one of the worst experiences of my life! I could see / feel the dirt and grime float about and cling to my face! Also, the water is pretty rank. My hair felt well strange after a few washes.
My highlight was probably half an hour in Sister Ray. Although it was pretty pricey.... I ended up only getting one cd and the new issue of Plan b, which i then read in the sun. Cute girl worked there, as well <3 Oh, also, a patisserie just off covent garden was pretty gorg for a sunday morning.
I still fucking LOVE the place, but i'm having second thoughts over the idea of moving there in a few years...
We just get drunk enough to forget what's going on around us.
It works well.
^ this
also you get used to a minimal level of filth/scruffiness at all times.
i tried to watch the criket scores, but some fat wench kept moaning
seriously thouygh, what could possibly be more important than waiting for the number 69 to appear somewhere in the stats of the day's play?!?!?£!"£!