I used to be fucking horrible between the ages of about 13 & 17. My hobbies were smoking weed, sleeping and shooting people with my air rifle. We cut little holes in my window frame and we'd just sit there for hours waiting for people to come past who didn't take our fancy, then we'd shoot them. It all started innocent enough, we'd place targets around outside during the day, cans or bottles on roofs, up trees, on walls etc. When that got boring we'd wait for people to walk past with shopping, identify milk or other drinks in their bags and try and burst them. It was pretty funny but should've stopped there. We eventually moved onto pigeons after convincing ourselves they were only vermin and not proper birds. We only popped a few of them off, wasn't fair really, and there were far too many windows. Once we'd broken most of them within range we started going for the big targets, people, but only dickheads, people we knew and didn't like or those who looked like they were up to no good. I shot a drug dealer in the neck, that was pretty special, several idiots on motorbikes, and even a nun's handbag once. We'd just lie there for hours on end smoking and injuring people. I wish we hadn't done that now, but we soon grew out of it.
You?
where do you buy air rifles?
You're my new hero.
your mam?
Ah shot ah kid
When i was 7/8
i used to be bang into Power Rangers (the old one, not the crap new one) for some reason one day i thought it would be an idea to throw stones like i was a power ranger (Pink one to be specific). I was with my neighbour who was a bit "loose" in the head, i was showing him how to throw them far..he kinda got in the way and a large stone i was lashing hit him directly in the face and he fell to the floor and was knocked out.
His parents had to take him to the hospital, i got grounded.
I flushed a
moth down the toilet once, I felt really guilty. And I made children unhappy by hitting my head on a metal bar in a playground aged 6 or something and then they changed the warning sign from 'must be over 6 to use this' to 'must be over 8 to use this ride' sorry to all the kids I denyed going on the ride.
I tried to 'rescue'
a spider from the window once and ended up knocking it off it's web, and it fell two floors into a bin full of water and drowned to death. Dark stuff.
Evil evil
If you shoot someone in th head with a proper air rifle
isn't it fairly likely you could blind or kill them or just fuck them up really badly?
Because we used to have an air pistol and if I thought I could have got away with shooting people without really hurting them, I might have had a go.
Yes.
Go for the arms & legs.
only really young children die from that
even at close range. there was a really sad story a few years ago about a little boy in glasgow who died in his brothers arms when some neds were shooting at firemen. the parents set up a charity to get an air rifle ban, but then they got convicted of fraud for using it to buy drugs.
Pretty unlikely
AIr Rifles generally aren't very powerful.
I did once convert one so it was more powerful and made it into a firearm that COULD get you 5 years in theory
really?
a proper big air rifle with proper pellets not ball bearings? Our air pistol looked like it could really hurt someone, especially if you hit them in the eye. We used to put blue tac in it, and fire at at each other, and that really hurt if it hit you.
really to which part?
exposed skin really
me and my brother used to take it in turns and and attempt to run across the garden whilst the other one took pot shots from the window.
Ate a bunch of people's face
faeces*
Joesph Frtizl
nothing that i can think of
i'm actually a nice person irl
oh helene
don't make me actuaLOL
oh tony
don't make me do something that i could write about in this thread
Probably all the beatings I gave my wee brother
my granny always said "just you wait one day he'll be bigger than you and beat YOU up!".
I was all like "Ha! Yeah right! I'm OLDER than him, how will he ever be bigger than me?"
He's about 3 inches taller than me now and could probably beat me up, though he's a beansprout and i'm built like a 1920s boxer so maybe we're even.
any fights will be strictly Queensbury
lol @ the time you fought in school
O the ironey
I shot a drug dealer cause hes a prick whilst smoking a doobie. People like you should be slapped
Hold that thought.
the curry i just made was pretty evil.
unfortunately i am the only one eating it, so i'm only being evil to myself.
SO HOT!
actually, this....
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3672143#r3672183
I still do this
i've never done anything evil
i know i'm the nice daughter. only cos my sisters totally ganged up on me and exploited my naivite and made fun of my hair :(
AS IF
I'm gonna tell DiS.
It was pretty bad though and certainly arrestable.
i really can't think of anything terrible.
me being a loser, i was always the kid that got shot with the rifles, or my phone/dinner money stolen.
i stole lots of stationary from school though, and a couple of textbooks.
add to that list, blank exercise books.
you really push the boat out.
when it comes to evil things. it's almost like you based your life on a comic book villain.
i know. i'm stone cold.
i just locked up all my books.
and any blank pieces of paper i had lying around, just in case.
yeah. watch out.
also, someone sat on my glasses once and they broke, that was pretty evil.
^i didn't do this, this is meant to be part of my first sentence,
in my first post.
i'll shut up now.
kthnxbi
I had this friend at primary school,
and one of my other friends, who was a complete bitch right up to the last time I ever spoke to her and probably still is, got jealous and started picking on her and encouraging me to stop speaking to her. I did, and I still feel bad about it. Her parents were going through a divorce and she didn't seem to have many other friends.
i used to work in a record store
and some rich important looking businessman came in looking to buy a birthday present for his 14-year old daughter who he only sees once a year. he asked me what 14-year old girls listen to 'these days'. without hesitation i recommended and promptly sold him Trout Mask Replica.
i still feel sort of bad about that.
you hero!
Good work.
You should have sold him
I just called to say I love you.
.
Do you even know your daughter? There is no way she likes that song. Or is she in a coma?