like a full sized one, what would you do? Wouldn't you be embarrassed to go to the hospital? Or would that be the last thing on your mind?
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which part of head?
forehead, face, side or back?
This is important.
this is forehead we're talking
I'd have a wank.
Interesting question
Id dress it up.
I would cut it off
and try and grow a man out of it by putting it in a pot plant and watering it.
but we're assuming it has all the nerves so you'd feel it
the pain?
I'm happy with the pain. Pass the hacksaw.
me too
i'd chop it off and call an ambulance. fuck that. pun kind of intended.
why am i answering this>
But I would die of blood loss
and never get to see my man grow up:(
Probably wank it off.
Then hospital.Maybe.
wank?
Wouldn't you be too freaked out?
to even think of wanking...
shhhh
just go with it
You'd be a hermaphrodite
lol
Female curiosity?
yeah :(
you guys have it easy.
No,
sometimes it gets hard
this is what I miss out on ^
We do miss out
I can just imagine
being single could be more easily handled if you had a penis....
just flick your bean!
IRON MAN?
NICE
flick?
I never got that expression, if you flicked it you're reaction would probably be :|
I don't get the expression either
can't think of any other slang terms except "visiting Mavis" which I find side splittingly funny
are there actually terms
for it? men have "wanking" do women have anything?
hmmmm
let me check the obscene database of my mind...I can't really think of any...I would think wanking could apply too though?
hm
I dunno, wanking just sounds wrong for women.
dabbling?
scrobbling!
dabbling?
scrobbling?
why do women get the foulest terms for things?
minge, flange, knockers, hooters, jugs, axe wound, spam purse....why!?
"axe wound"
:'''DDDDD
I'VE GOT IT! Call it "Rolling"
^^^ THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD
example
"she rolled herself off as I whispered sweet nothings to her bags"
pass the baccy
here, hedgy, you any good at rolling?
hedgy? hedge?
why? why????
to scare you, mostly
:)
I get called it
by random DiSers, it's tragic :(
It would be worse if it was 'Hog'
Ya know wat I iz sayin?
maybe I wanna get called Hog
it's so sexy and feminine.
hairy axe wound :D
AXE WOUND!?
What king of company have you been keeping lately,hmm?
I heard it somewhere!
I don't know anyone who calls it that seriously.
"yeah mum
I'm on the computer scrobbling"
Women don't wank....
they take long baths
you win
so hard
:D
So far,
half of the responses have been wank.
Sure why not!
Because unless you also had testicles
it would be entirely pointless.
Testicles schmesticles
I'll assume the ones down below are connected to it
Regardless,
it would be fun finding out
:D
yours wasn't great either! yeah!
Mine was included in the summary
I just got that now.
Kudos to you.
:0
*:)
if i didn't wake up and it was all a dream
i would donate it to a woman who wants a sex change.
how funny would it be if it ended up
back with me when i got my sex change operation, like The Blood Donor or something.
Make a kind of faildog-style internet meme
saying "dickhead". And then laugh/panic/call an ambulance, then call some Sunday tabloid to see how much money they'd give me for the photos.
I would probably
push it over to the left, dye it black, and disguise it as some type of emo fringe.
wank*
after that, of course
that goes without saying.
i'd be all like
"damn ive got a penis on my head!" then i would probably touch it and see if it felt good.
Would arousing the penis on your head arouse the penis in your pants?
DOUBLE WANK!
i think that would be a bit of a challenge
like when you pat your head and rub your tummy
only if you mentally enjoy touching penis
otherwise, it'd only be the one on your head. These are the rules
wat
but surely if your wanking your head and thinking sexy thoughts it would affect your normal penis?
"wanking your head"
Psychedelic,man
I love this question
it's almost mind boggling to think about, like the universe or something
hmm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ld100/2681804933/sizes/s/
^5
this could do great things for my social life.
aha
It's so badly constructed.
I'd just try to pass it off as if it was always there
Y'know and walk around quite confidently with it as if nothing out of the ordinary was going on. Hopefully, people would be too embarrassed to point it out and just come to accept the cock on my head.
Yeah all like "What? What?"
Like if you wet yourself in public the only way to get away with it is to keep your head up
Exactly
"Hey man, what's with the...uh...on your head?"
"What?"
"That! The...uh, the (mouthed: penis)?"
"I literally have no idea what you're on about."
"But it's very obvious. It's erect RIGHT NOW!"
"There's nothing - Nothing has changed about me. I don't know what you're on about."
Yeah, if you did a public pee, then you could lean your head right back and create a fountain of wee.
:DDD
i'd be like OH NO!
i would probably be really upset.
emo
yep.
man up
she certainly would with a cock on her head
and fuck the man up
HAHAHAHA
I prefer not to think of such things
I'm scared that if I think of it, it will happen.
two cocks are better than one
or so i am led to believe by porn
oh yeah...
You could make loads in porn. Plus you could have sex and get a blowjob from one woman at the same time.
or you could headbutt a lady in the fanny
and create some new fetish thing
Happy flapping
slappy crapping
you can guess that one.
:D:D:D:D
phone Heat magazine
or some kind of similar outfit. offer to fill them in on my trauma for £££
I'd probably ask my boyfriend if he minded first.
I'd become a Simon Cowell impersonator
i'd start limbering up until i could hit myself...
I'm very suprised
nobody has said "suck myself off"
With it being so close to the mouth an all...
doesn't need to be on my head
for me to be able to do that
You do yoga?
no but I am actually considering taking it up soon
for unrelated reasons
Wow i'm impressed
careful
he'll demonstrate soon
pics plz
THAT'S YOUR JOB
dang
they said it'd be like this on the outside
Yikes
Suck myself off