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i think ive got a stalker...

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by mrstu

...oh shit!

mrstu | 22 Jul '08, 12:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

You posted this twice?

not very good if you do have a stalker


it was a girl i went on a date with once...

...and she keeps turning up at places and sending me porno texts which are half funny and have frightening. shes also send that im hers forever and that no one else can have me.......ONE FUCKING DATE, THAT WAS ALL!!!!


this happened to a friend of mine

There was agirl in his friendship group who had a crush on him, his mates all felt sorry for her as she was a foreign student so out of pity he went on a coffee date with her. Nothing more. He then started getting calls and letters being put through his door and she would turn up outside his office and at the train station when he would go home. It was so bad the one night she turned up at his house he pretended not to be home and she sat on his doorstep for 2hrs. Everyone told her to leave him alone and he even screamed at her on the train to the point that some guy told him he would punch him. He then found out her student visa had run out so he called the authorities and had her deported. she apparently still writes him letters.


The important question-

was she hot?


*hot


your friend's story is CRAZY.

did he sleep with her and promise to marry her or something???


Nothing.

He seriously didn't even kiss her good night. And the letters she would write him were crazy. Saying stuff like she would still love him even if he killed someone.


Oh my god. That's intense.

He got away at least!


em..lets look

at the evidence, a foreign exchange student trying to latch on to someone from somewhere she is studying...mmm perhaps she was trying to get a permanent visa?


Yeah

but if you couldnt get one, then lathing on to the only person who gave you any kind of attention isnt that farfetched an idea.


Perhaps

I could stalk you?...Dinner?


:)


I shall

take that as yes


now does dinner constitute

as sitting watching me eat through my window tonight??


I shall be standing

and perhaps stooping, there shall be no sitting


ooh I am excited

been a while since I had a proper stalker!


...especially

one as dashing


Hah

i wondered what you were talking about, then realised what my picture was, no unfortunetly that was taken in Australia i shall not be...maybe my car...


Les Sigh

well I guess your car will have to do...


i could

selotape some forks on to the front of it and wind down the windows?


Excellent

so hopefully not see you but get the feeling I am being watched around 8?


Lets make

it 8:30 i need to find some forks


Right 8:30 it is then

I will leave my curtains open and do meaningless dull stuff like vacuum and watch a bit of TV first - if you find you have found the forks by 8


It would make it

much easier for me if you are topless


Go on TELL

I got a boyfriend through stalking.


Were you this kind of stalker:

Intimacy seekers seek to establish an intimate, loving relationship with their victim. To them, the victim is a long-sought-after soul mate, and they were 'meant' to be together.


the one texy she sent

went ago the lines of 'you kissed me, so now your trapped.'


text

not texy


texy

sexy.

Bit of a freudian slip there aint it?


hiya!


im sorry

do you want your pants back?


thank christ

she doesnt know where i live


yes

she is hot. which makes all the more bizzare


really?

why?


well

she's hot, she likes you.

Its a pretty sweet deal.


i have a really shit stalker

he waits for me at the end of my road sometimes. he isnt scary though and as of yet i have received no presents/death threats


how do you know he's waiting for you?

I'd love to have a stalker who gave me good presents.


just do a saucy blog

and post up your amazon wishlist


i had a half-hearted stalker

but he was also a friend/acquaintance - does that count?

He would call me every SINGLE DAY. It started getting on my nerves and then he pointed out that I'd confessed to feeling slightly miserable and he was trying to cheer me up.

I said 'Yeah, but I felt miserable THAT DAY! Not any other day!'


:(

but sadpunk said he didn't mind!


:D

Anyone would be lucky to have you as a stalker :)


aw

that's what I'll tell him next time I'm on his doorstep trying to give him the cushion i made with his face on it!


If he doesn't like it

you wouldn't have to make too many changes (less hair, add some glasses) to make it into one for me!


also

is it sadpunk?


i had a stalker, briefly

they used to watch me eat and stand outside my bedroom window and smile in a sinister fashion.


>

Reading magazines and counting sheep to pass the time away
Hoping that tomorrows gonna bring a smile home again
Images of palm trees swaying in the wind on south beach
Takes me back to better days, summer days the everglades in june
My brain, my poor brain
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia
Flying high in golden skies, Im flicking channels in my mind
Finding my utopia a different chapter in a book
Thinking back to younger days as I escape in coopers break
It takes me back to 84 the futures knocking at my door
My brain, my poor brain
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia
Turning off a switch inside me, leaving all the stress behind me
Flying over streams and houses, passing over the wye valley
It takes me back to 84 the futures knocking at my door
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia.


we have a winner

my stalker is grant from feeder.

i see him everywhere. we're talking cross-atlantic stalking here.


boring new breed of stalkers

who send text messages and look up accounts on facebook. That's not stalking. Searching through bins, hiding in bushes, taking hair samples from public transport seats, creating collages using grainy photographs. That's stalking.


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has a moustache as well


Are the =s his breath

or a really bad goatie?


hang on

:<>

:#


maybe the first one

the second one just hasn't shaved and the beard/stalker correlation hasn't been proved yet.

:[]?


see it's just not the same

no matter how many ==== you add.
gone are the days when your house phone rings in the middle of the night, you answer and on the other end is a menacing heavy breathing.


can't you just block them?

see, it's never been easier to deal with web-based stalking.


i had a stalker once

he was an orthodox jew in the entire get-up, and he followed me on two tube trains from king's cross to bethnal green. he then waited outside my house for two hours and then when i went outside of my house eventually he followed me down a road and then finally he spoke to me and:
him: you are very beautiful, would you like to go on a date with me?
me: did you seriously follow me all the way from king's cross and wait outside my house to ask me that?
him: yes. i think you are wonderful.
me: no. i have to go now.

then i walked off and he carried on following my so i called my mum and she told me to scream at him so i screamed GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE and then he did.


that's pretty frightening!

I panic when things like that happen to me - I read far too many books about Serial Killers.


anti-semite!


klaire the anti-semi

she's the opposite of getting a lazy lob on.


so basically you are saying

^complete that sentence please


you make me nearly impotent

every time I see your face


wow


^man who has a girlfriend

talking to a girl who has a boyfriend. the internet at its finest.


which would mean that you walk around with a hard on

pretty much 24/7 until you see Klaire?