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Angus & Julia Stone @ London Roundhouse, 26/08
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Bluetip, Hoover @ London Camden Underworld, 27/08
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DiScover Club @ RoTa @ London Notting Hill Arts Club, 30/08
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Future Of The Left, Working For A Nuclear Free City, Dinosaur Pile-Up @ Sheffield The Harley, 30/08
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Santogold @ London Koko, 3/09
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Hercules & Love Affair @ London Koko, 4/09
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Bon Iver @ London Shepherds Bush Empire, 11/09
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Plans and Apologies, Jeffrey Lewis, The Atoms @ Derby The Royal, 12/09
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Guided Missile @ London Buffalo Bar, 13/09
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Club AC30 @ London King's Cross Scala, 16/09
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Adrian Orange, Sparky Deathcap @ London Cafe Otto, 16/09
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Andrew W.K. @ London Madame Jo Jos, 19/09
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Rolo Tomassi, DiS DJs, The Ghost Frequency, Mirror Mirror @ London Old Blue Last, 22/09
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DiScover Sheffield @ Sheffield The Harley, 22/09
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Club Entropicana presents: Tessellators, Shield Your Eyes and more @ London Kilburn The Good Ship, 23/09
seriously. details please.
You posted this twice?
not very good if you do have a stalker
it was a girl i went on a date with once...
...and she keeps turning up at places and sending me porno texts which are half funny and have frightening. shes also send that im hers forever and that no one else can have me.......ONE FUCKING DATE, THAT WAS ALL!!!!
this happened to a friend of mine
There was agirl in his friendship group who had a crush on him, his mates all felt sorry for her as she was a foreign student so out of pity he went on a coffee date with her. Nothing more. He then started getting calls and letters being put through his door and she would turn up outside his office and at the train station when he would go home. It was so bad the one night she turned up at his house he pretended not to be home and she sat on his doorstep for 2hrs. Everyone told her to leave him alone and he even screamed at her on the train to the point that some guy told him he would punch him. He then found out her student visa had run out so he called the authorities and had her deported. she apparently still writes him letters.
The important question-
was she hot?
If she was hit do you think he would have minded?
*hot
your friend's story is CRAZY.
did he sleep with her and promise to marry her or something???
Nothing.
He seriously didn't even kiss her good night. And the letters she would write him were crazy. Saying stuff like she would still love him even if he killed someone.
Oh my god. That's intense.
He got away at least!
em..lets look
at the evidence, a foreign exchange student trying to latch on to someone from somewhere she is studying...mmm perhaps she was trying to get a permanent visa?
that's a hell of a way to try and get a visa!
Yeah
but if you couldnt get one, then lathing on to the only person who gave you any kind of attention isnt that farfetched an idea.
*latching
.
she was a proper looney though
Perhaps
I could stalk you?...Dinner?
:)
I shall
take that as yes
now does dinner constitute
as sitting watching me eat through my window tonight??
I shall be standing
and perhaps stooping, there shall be no sitting
ooh I am excited
been a while since I had a proper stalker!
...especially
one as dashing
Will you be riding about in that fork-lift when you stalk me?
Hah
i wondered what you were talking about, then realised what my picture was, no unfortunetly that was taken in Australia i shall not be...maybe my car...
Les Sigh
well I guess your car will have to do...
i could
selotape some forks on to the front of it and wind down the windows?
Excellent
so hopefully not see you but get the feeling I am being watched around 8?
Lets make
it 8:30 i need to find some forks
Right 8:30 it is then
I will leave my curtains open and do meaningless dull stuff like vacuum and watch a bit of TV first - if you find you have found the forks by 8
It would make it
much easier for me if you are topless
no need to brag
I'd love a stalker, for a little while.
Go on TELL
I got a boyfriend through stalking.
Were you this kind of stalker:
Intimacy seekers seek to establish an intimate, loving relationship with their victim. To them, the victim is a long-sought-after soul mate, and they were 'meant' to be together.
the one texy she sent
went ago the lines of 'you kissed me, so now your trapped.'
text
not texy
texy
sexy.
Bit of a freudian slip there aint it?
hiya!
im sorry
do you want your pants back?
thank christ
she doesnt know where i live
yes
she is hot. which makes all the more bizzare
I dont see a problem
really?
why?
well
she's hot, she likes you.
Its a pretty sweet deal.
i have a really shit stalker
he waits for me at the end of my road sometimes. he isnt scary though and as of yet i have received no presents/death threats
how do you know he's waiting for you?
I'd love to have a stalker who gave me good presents.
he waits on the crossing at the end of my road but he doesnt know i can see him. then when i leave t
just do a saucy blog
and post up your amazon wishlist
i had a half-hearted stalker
but he was also a friend/acquaintance - does that count?
He would call me every SINGLE DAY. It started getting on my nerves and then he pointed out that I'd confessed to feeling slightly miserable and he was trying to cheer me up.
I said 'Yeah, but I felt miserable THAT DAY! Not any other day!'
I know someone who's got someone who does this sort of thing
VAGUE
:(
but sadpunk said he didn't mind!
:D
Anyone would be lucky to have you as a stalker :)
aw
that's what I'll tell him next time I'm on his doorstep trying to give him the cushion i made with his face on it!
If he doesn't like it
you wouldn't have to make too many changes (less hair, add some glasses) to make it into one for me!
also
is it sadpunk?
i had a stalker, briefly
they used to watch me eat and stand outside my bedroom window and smile in a sinister fashion.
maybe he's a 'FEEDER'
>
Reading magazines and counting sheep to pass the time away
Hoping that tomorrows gonna bring a smile home again
Images of palm trees swaying in the wind on south beach
Takes me back to better days, summer days the everglades in june
My brain, my poor brain
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia
Flying high in golden skies, Im flicking channels in my mind
Finding my utopia a different chapter in a book
Thinking back to younger days as I escape in coopers break
It takes me back to 84 the futures knocking at my door
My brain, my poor brain
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia
Turning off a switch inside me, leaving all the stress behind me
Flying over streams and houses, passing over the wye valley
It takes me back to 84 the futures knocking at my door
My brain, my poor brain
Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia Im drinking myself to sleep again, nightnurse pills to keep me sane
Drinking myself to sleep again, insomnia.
we have a winner
my stalker is grant from feeder.
i see him everywhere. we're talking cross-atlantic stalking here.
boring new breed of stalkers
who send text messages and look up accounts on facebook. That's not stalking. Searching through bins, hiding in bushes, taking hair samples from public transport seats, creating collages using grainy photographs. That's stalking.
ah those of the words on an experienced harrasser
Also what ever happened to a good old heavy breather phone calls?
it's all msn and the like these days
What's the heavy breathing emoticon?
: {=========
?
has a moustache as well
Are the =s his breath
or a really bad goatie?
hang on
:<>
:#
maybe the first one
the second one just hasn't shaved and the beard/stalker correlation hasn't been proved yet.
:[]?
see it's just not the same
no matter how many ==== you add.
gone are the days when your house phone rings in the middle of the night, you answer and on the other end is a menacing heavy breathing.
can't you just block them?
see, it's never been easier to deal with web-based stalking.
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prYtZMKbaaM
i had a stalker once
he was an orthodox jew in the entire get-up, and he followed me on two tube trains from king's cross to bethnal green. he then waited outside my house for two hours and then when i went outside of my house eventually he followed me down a road and then finally he spoke to me and:
him: you are very beautiful, would you like to go on a date with me?
me: did you seriously follow me all the way from king's cross and wait outside my house to ask me that?
him: yes. i think you are wonderful.
me: no. i have to go now.
then i walked off and he carried on following my so i called my mum and she told me to scream at him so i screamed GO AWAY LEAVE ME ALONE and then he did.
that's pretty frightening!
I panic when things like that happen to me - I read far too many books about Serial Killers.
anti-semite!
klaire the anti-semi
she's the opposite of getting a lazy lob on.
ie. halfway to impotence
so basically you are saying
^complete that sentence please
you make me nearly impotent
every time I see your face
wow
I'd fuck you if you let me stroke your rabbit though
^man who has a girlfriend
talking to a girl who has a boyfriend. the internet at its finest.
which would mean that you walk around with a hard on
pretty much 24/7 until you see Klaire?
you better believe
it.