Okay so i was just minding my own business then my front door is unlocked by someone i have never seen! EVER! and 3 people follow her. 2 of them are south african and the others are scottish..........then i realised my mother must have got some new cleaners as the old ones left........but my god!!! Then just a second ago one of the male ones with a very deep husky voice came up the stairs and said in the creepiest voice possible 'where are you chris?' and i was about to say something and then ANOTHER male voice said 'i'm here'....i'm assuming one of the cleaners names is chris......i don't think they have seen me yet....i'm going to hide...with my laptop.
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'2 of them are South African'
Run!
Now.
Leave the computer and run out the door!
I weep for our borders
chris_is_collie
right
:D
what is it with cleaners
does this mean
you and athene will have a fight over who is more middle class?
may i propose a death race?
What's happening now?
Update!
not you as well!
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Ingratiate yourself amongst their small group. Infiltrate it and cause rifts. Or, sabotage their cleaning and steal their equipment. Basically, cause anger or fear :D
You have professional weapons training
Just take an AK to be safe and ask what they're doing there.
well the vaccuum cleaner is on
and i can hear someone rummaging in the room next to mine...they're getting closer!
argh! two vaccuum cleaners!
i thought you were at work...
what kinda
posh bastard has cleaners!
and if my maths is correct, 4 cleaners ?
4 ?! good god how big is your house boy ?
i weep for our nation
We used to have one
and we're not posh. She was brilliant. She spoke like a cockerel and gave the dog cigarettes.
you don't have to be posh to be priveledged
not that big
i would be terrified
it's funny because it's not me
^this!
4 cleaners?!
it's just the bloke from Police Academy
why does everyone have cleaners?!
the where are you chris
bit is great. Good story.
:D
i just think they must be behind
schedule so they bought more in.....my house isn't that big, it's only 4 bedrooms.
and your house?
ha ha, like it, like it !
Schizo
want mine? she does a good job
will cost you £6 per week each!
though emplkoying her would mean you are worse than hitler
My mum spends a good four hours every weekend cleaning the house
it's quite an undertaking.
that can't be true
we pay ours 60 quid for this afternoon alone!
I couldnt have a cleaner.
Apart from not being able to afford it I quite like hoovering. Its great getting rid of dust n crumbs and stuff with a big pipe that sucks isn't it.
You should try
cleaning the house yourself. I find cleaners unnerving, I don't think other people should be moving your stuff about:/ (I don't have a cleaner, but I've been at friendz houzes who had them at the time)
we pay ours £20 for 2.5 hours
though she's only ever here for 1.5-2 hours.
£60 for an afternoon? like, 4 hours? that's a good wage!
DIS = BUNCH OF TOFFS
I'm reeling in disgust
right this minute. I'm going to go read about wanking at f365 to get some perspective.
no i just heard them tell my dad
they will only be here for another 30 minutes and they have been here about 30 minutes.
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Yup, sounds like you have mercenaries. It's nothing unusual, as it's coup season at the moment. They should go of their own accord in a couple of weeks.