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The job interview questions

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by cosmik_debris

Where do you see yourself in five years time? or what would you say was your biggest weakness?

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just curious cos i drunk and got a job interview soon and i hate these questions.

cosmik_debris | 24 Jul '08, 21:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

If it's a City job, say "in your position".

Or if you're in my band say "Woolies Bargain Bin"


the future.

workaholic


Or,

OR
alcohic
worhaholic


my biggest weakness

is i am a lazy twat who would rather spend my days down my local getting pissed than do a honest days work.

not the answer they hoping for.


biggest weakness:

"i get very involved in my work and often find myself still in work mode when at home"


can you sat that

with a straight face?


*say*

told u i was drunk


What's the job?

I'm the interview master, I've had two in the last week and been offered both!

The first one can be difficult, but I usually counter that with "Well, I was actually going to ask what the scope for progression was with this job?" This then puts the onus on the interviewer, plus gives the impression that you are interested in staying with the company long term.

Question two, I usually say "Well, I would say my main weakness is that I tend to feel responsible for things that are out of my control, such as if I can't meet deadlines because of hardware issues or system downtime etc" This is kind of like saying "I WORK TOO HARD" but is less cheesy and obvious.

Hope this helps a bit. Good luck!


i have a post-uni 67% interview success rate

my answer to the first one was "i don't really have a long term plan, i'm just keen to gain more experience..." or something, then i said the word 'experience' too much and sounded stupid. And i haven't been asked the second one which i'm glad of because i don't know what i'd say, it's silly question anyway, who's gonna give an honest answer?


oh actually

i had what was probably a phone interview once, but i wasn't given any warning, and i'd just woken up. So make that 50%.


I got asked the weakness question once

and just shrugged and said i cannot answer that question.I got the job but it was shit.


your weakness;

interviews


:D


my weakness=

internet porn

honest answer at least





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