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there are ants

invading my living room. Gah! This is what you get for living close to relatively wooded areas.



  • Cooking oil along wherever they're coming in

    will fix your problem.
    But then you'll have cooking oil around the house,which may attract fat people....

  • probably less to do with wooded areas,

    and more to do with the sugar content of your house.

    • that is true

      i live in a ginger bread house. Forgot about that.

  • That happened to me

    I poisoned the shit out of those buggers.