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HELP

I too am going to a fancy dress party in ooohhhh ONE HOUR and I am TOTALY stumped for ideas.

All I have are normal clothes......I don't have a clue where to start!!

HEEEELLLLPP!!!!!

PS Contrary to popular belief, I am a lady ;)



  • A sexy Dr Harold Shipman

    • ^ I second this motion

    • The theme is Hollywood

      and I have no beard so it's a no/no situation.

      :(

      STRESS

      • just wear big shades and bandages

        and say you've just come out of the Betty Ford clinic

        • ^ Good call

          ...or add clumsily applied scarlet lipstick, short baby doll dress, ripped fishnets and trashy peroxide wig and go as
          'Live Through This' era Courtney Love.

          Add talc to nose and upper lip for LOLtastic novelty cokewhore effect!

          Ultra win.

  • black up, go in, spot someone you don't like, throw a phone at them

    naomi campbell

    • ^ not in Brixton, I don't

      lol

      • also she ain't hollywood

    • Nick Nolte in his police photo

  • waitress/failed actress

  • As soon as you get there, shit yourself

    nobody will care that you didn't bother dressing up.

    • your support

      is noted

      Am thinking Daisy Duke.

      Have realised I have no denim hotpants.

      Bugger

  • if you encounter a hedge

    cut off some greenery, stick it to yourself and claim you're there as the hollywood hills.

  • marylin monroe

    FIT

    • Can't cut up any jeans

      and have no glam dresses

      F*ck it, I'm gonna have to go plain clothes

      ;(

  • Zombie Heath Ledger