I too am going to a fancy dress party in ooohhhh ONE HOUR and I am TOTALY stumped for ideas.
All I have are normal clothes......I don't have a clue where to start!!
HEEEELLLLPP!!!!!
PS Contrary to popular belief, I am a lady ;)
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A sexy Dr Harold Shipman
^ I second this motion
The theme is Hollywood
and I have no beard so it's a no/no situation.
:(
STRESS
just wear big shades and bandages
and say you've just come out of the Betty Ford clinic
^ Good call
...or add clumsily applied scarlet lipstick, short baby doll dress, ripped fishnets and trashy peroxide wig and go as
'Live Through This' era Courtney Love.
Add talc to nose and upper lip for LOLtastic novelty cokewhore effect!
Ultra win.
black up, go in, spot someone you don't like, throw a phone at them
naomi campbell
^ not in Brixton, I don't
lol
also she ain't hollywood
Nick Nolte in his police photo
waitress/failed actress
As soon as you get there, shit yourself
nobody will care that you didn't bother dressing up.
your support
is noted
Am thinking Daisy Duke.
Have realised I have no denim hotpants.
Bugger
Cut up some old jeans?
if you encounter a hedge
cut off some greenery, stick it to yourself and claim you're there as the hollywood hills.
A sexy Dr Harold Shipman
^ I second this motion
The theme is Hollywood
and I have no beard so it's a no/no situation.
:(
STRESS
just wear big shades and bandages
and say you've just come out of the Betty Ford clinic
^ Good call
...or add clumsily applied scarlet lipstick, short baby doll dress, ripped fishnets and trashy peroxide wig and go as
'Live Through This' era Courtney Love.
Add talc to nose and upper lip for LOLtastic novelty cokewhore effect!
Ultra win.
black up, go in, spot someone you don't like, throw a phone at them
naomi campbell
^ not in Brixton, I don't
lol
also she ain't hollywood
Nick Nolte in his police photo
waitress/failed actress
As soon as you get there, shit yourself
nobody will care that you didn't bother dressing up.
your support
is noted
Am thinking Daisy Duke.
Have realised I have no denim hotpants.
Bugger
Cut up some old jeans?
if you encounter a hedge
cut off some greenery, stick it to yourself and claim you're there as the hollywood hills.
marylin monroe
FIT
Can't cut up any jeans
and have no glam dresses
F*ck it, I'm gonna have to go plain clothes
;(
LAPD Hollywood Division Vice Squad?
Zombie Heath Ledger