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Eugene

i once had a hamster called Eugene.



and that's the end of my anecdote.


  • Re: Eugene

    I once met an old lady at a funeral who kept calling me eugene. I was too polite to correct her

    My anecdote was better :p
    • Re: Eugene

      Eugene is a fucking brilliant name. So retro.
      • Re: Eugene

        careful with that axe.
        • Re: Eugene

          That song is eugenius
          • Re: Eugene

            eugene
            megeune
            twoguene
            threugene
            • Re: Eugene

              I bet your hamster said more than that muppet with the same name on BB
              • Re: Eugene

                he did.
                he was an excellent hamster.
                if i ever get another, i'll call it 'eugene 2'.
                • Re: Eugene

                  I think Bowie should change the title of his 1984 hit 'Blue Jean' to 'Eugene' and it will scan so much better and also raises the old 'gender bender' arguments that people like Steve Wright probably have with his 'posse'

                  'Eugene - I just met a girl called Eugene'

                  actually why the hell am i on line at 5 to 8 on a friday morning?
                  • Re: Eugene

                    Eugene from Hey, Arnold! has to be the coolest Eugene I've seen on the old telemavision.
                    • Re: Eugene

                      eugene from hey arnold is wondeful. right down to his socks.
      • Re: Eugene

        Eugene is brilliant. A name with so many u's and e's togeather cannot help but be brilliant.

        I one knew a kid called Eugene and he was exactly perfectly how you'd imagine him.
        • Re: Eugene

          A bare knuckle gipsy boxer?
          • Re: Eugene

            exactly.
            • Re: Eugene

              Cripes
              • Re: Eugene

                isn't it spelt gypsy?
                • Re: Eugene

                  nope. not eugene's type of gipsy.
                • Re: Eugene

                  Potentially.
                  • Re: Eugene

                    What a jip!
                    • Re: Eugene

                      Jip oh
                      • Re: Eugene

                        you know what always makes me laugh?
                        Beef jerkey.
                        Hmmmmmmmm.
                        Does it actually exist?
                        • Re: Eugene

                          It sure does! :)
                        • Re: Eugene

                          Yes. In service stations/garages/shops throughout the US. I had some. It was....unpleasant.
                      • Re: Eugene

                        Jip son
                        • Re: Eugene

                          You giving me jip?
      • Re: Eugene

        My cousin is called Eugene.
        • Re: Eugene

          Don't be getting jippi son!
          • Re: Eugene

            Jerk Chicken makes me laugh more more more
            • Re: Eugene

              When you eat it? Or just the name?
              • Re: Eugene

                he's still in, bless 'im
                • Re: Eugene

                  Brilliant, he's the greatest ever!
                  • Re: Eugene

                    I love him so bad but He will be lonely without derek's EVIL and WRONG influence. I feel sorry for him
                    • Re: Eugene

                      Eugene gives hope to geeks everywhere. Thanks Eugene!
                      • Re: Eugene

                        Eugene is an absolute sweetheart, bless him, EUGENE TO WIN!