I went to a catholic primary school for 3 years, but never knew Hail Mary properly - I can do the first few lines and then I disintegrated into murmur

It hasn't affected me really.

Secondary school was worse, we had this horrible nun for a headmistress who used to go off it if we weren't walking up and downstairs on the right hand side. I remember getting a slap on the back of the head a couple of times if I was on the left side. Once my arm got broken during morning break and she insisted there was nothing wrong even though it had swelled up 3 times its size. So I had to stay at school like that all day cos she wouldn't ring my mum! My mum went to see her the next day and gave her a good bollocking. Some parents had even physically attacked her! Shes dead now!