Apart from a couple of exceptions above do any of you have the balls to actually tell the offending people that they are annoying you so much.

Don't mind talking, normally a glare or two gets them to shut up but I can't stand spindly little indie teenagers dancing ironically and constantly bumping into me.

At the Arcade Fire gig at the Astoria earlier this year there were loads of sectioned off seats for those industry bods.

Had some spotty little twat in one section near me along with a couple of dozy bints. He spent the whole gig rolling up some scary looking jibs and talking in one of the girls ears, I don't think they looked at the stage once.

Another anoying gig-goer is the sad twats who go to a certain gig just to be seen and say they were there despite not having a clue about the music. I had this at the Raveonettes when halfway through their set some 6ft plus bloke with his mate and a model looking girlfriend waltzed in, pushed people out of the way and stood at the bar right in front of me and my mate. He was wearing a cowboy hat as well. He just stood there posturing and pouting. Had a kind word in his ear to move the fuck out of the way and go pose somewhere else. Which he did.