You had a vague point up untill you dissed Dolf. Who do you like then? Fiver says ur a fucking Manics fan or something

MASTURBATION IS NOT A CRIME

But that's beside the point... are you just some bitter band that we've not had time to review the demo of? Believe it or not, we can't review EVERY demo that comes in. Imagine how much we get that is utter shit and then treble that number. Then realise that 1 in every 50 demoes is remotely good and that listening to the other 49 is mostly like torture, especially when half the bands don't include proper contacts, have gross artwork and end up splitting up by the time we find the descent demoes.

Or do you mean that we don't write news stories about every band that plays the bull'n'gate or does a 3-date tour of the highlands? Just cus a band has a single out, doesn't mean we have to write a "news" story because "news" has to be something that IS "news" to more than a few people to warrant the time and effort.

If I hadn't been drinking coffee you'd not of got a rise from me but i can type effortlessly.

Time for another wank I think.
Sean

um...you see that box up the top of the screen? the one with the 'X' inside it? press it once and your problems will be solved

It's always such a pleasure to read and take part in a well articulated, reasoned and concise discussion. Keep those toys in your pram, dude, and keep your purile, pathetic pre-school tantrums to yourself. Get a life, and take the advice of those around you: If you don't like it here, go somewhere else. Unless you like being all "sixth-form angsty". I'm guessing that's half the problem though, right? Your crap sixth-form band got dissed, or even worse, ignored? Well, go and cry to mummy, cos she can give you a cuddle to make it all better. As for "Savage Garden wannabe[s]"? "Savage Henry": casting stones a little too close to home n'est pas? I believe it may actually be you and your "special" friends who have more in common with the Garden in question... Oh, please don't send your big brother round to sort me out, just stop chucking toys and get on with your sad little life. There-there little Snookums, it's alright now, all those nasty boys and girls have gone now. Poor little baby...

i almost cut my jugular open earlier while shaving, that kinda sucked

DiS, however, doesn't. If you want to promote yourself as a band, hit our Announcements Board and do so...

ollie.

no mate you are the total wanker as if Drowned in Sound is so bad don't read it, there are things in life i don't like such as the film Gorillas in the Mist so you know what i do i make sure i never have to watch it if its on TV i either switch the channel or do something else other than watch TV like GO OUT try out then you may have a smile on your face instead of a permanent frown you unappreciative git D.I.S. is good you however are a dick...

by the way hello everyone i know its been a while but i'm back by the way the Manics are still crap as are Miss Black America (they've split yipee!) and the Datsuns. bands that are/ have been (in the past) good include Big Black, Shellac, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, McLusky (i know as people they suck though i've met them), Terrashima, fixit Kid, Soulwax, Super Furry animals, the Rapture, Beck (a one-man band), Jimi Hendrix (another one-man band), At the Drive-in, Liars, Mohobishopi, Pixies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Les Savy Fav, Helmet, Eels, Death in Vegas, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Hefner, Stone Roses, The Who, (early Syd-Barrett-era) Pink Floyd, Queens of the Stone Age, (early Pinkerton&blue LP) Weezer, the Wannadies, Clinic, Fat Truckers, Radiohead (not last 2 lps), Sex Pistols, The Damned, the Elastik Band, the Moldy Peaches, Marilyn Manson, the lift to Experience, the Immortal Lee County Killers, the Jon Spencer blues Xplosion... (see i can be positive!)

Dear Mr Henry,
Your assertion that all of Drowned in Sound's current staff (henceforth to be described as 'we') masturbate has been noted.

In fact, we would like to confirm this. According to several leading physicians, the average male should ejaculate at least once every three days to maintain the correct operation of his prostate gland.

As for why female members of staff masturbate as you assert, I cannot comment.

Kind regards,

You're almost as boring as the blatant street teamers with their press release-esque praise for crud like The Jeevas xxx

he's barred.

They've just given me two tickets to the Underage festival tomorrow.
3rd time I'm seeing Patrick Wolf in about 5 months.