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Bands that can fuck right off

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by restlessboy
Following on from this rather wonderful slagging match...

http://drownedinsound.com/boards/thread/388479

I hereby begin a list of bands who can fuck right off. The band concerned are then legally obliged to actually fuck right off and anyone who likes them just has to deal with it and find a new band to like.

I'll start with: Jet.
restlessboy | 30 Aug '05, 12:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The Bravery
Maximo Park

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Green Day, even though they are more pervasive than botulism

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The Magic Numbers

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I've told you before you twat.

Oi could have you killed.

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Editors

(heehee)

and

Ko-bloody boring-reans
Ke-fucking-ane
David "jesus, i mean - really? is that the best you can do?" Gray
Travis
Rakes
Brakes
Sir English posh knight James Godfrey Blunt le Cunt III
Tom "just Vek off" Vek

and lots more probably.

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Having watched their steaming-pile-of-toss set at Reading I'd like to nominate Test Icicles

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you sir, are a festesio

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Robbie Williams can deffo do one.

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Bjork
Radio (yaaaawn) Head
Selfish C*nt
Pulp
Shellac
Artic Monkeys
We are Scientists

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Tell them to fuck right off to Sunderland please. Except Artic Monkeys and S*lfish Cunt.

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fightstar
coldplay
embrace ( they used to be good)
and coal chamber

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But you've rated radiohead 4 stars!

how silly.

Shellac??!!!

*stab*

I nominate:

U2
(p)ath(etic)lete
Moby
Red Hot Shitty Peppers
The Mars Shitter
Urine Brakes

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eh?

Radiohead? 4 Stars? That is an accident! i don't own an album, never had!

I have never hidden the fact that i do not like Radiohead at all!

*goes to look at ratings*

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eh?

Radiohead? 4 Stars? That is an accident! i don't own an album, never have!

I have never hidden the fact that i do not like Radiohead at all!

*goes to look at ratings*

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Hmm. Interesting choices Marco... do you not have seperate categories for people who are accomplished but not to your taste, and people who are actually just very bad? I think you would be hard pushed to argue that Bjork and Radiohead haven't pushed back boundaries and enriched the canon of popular music in the last decade...

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You know the rules. Anyone listed on this thread has to fuck right off. No arguments. So Radiohead and Bjork are now done with. We must find new bands to like.

This is all your fault anyway...

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Eh? what the fuck?

The title of this thread is "Bands that can fuck right off", not bands who are accomplished but not to your taste. Had it been titled that then yes you would have a right to say what you are saying. As it stands, it isn't... so deal with it!

I don't like these bands, never have. I gave Bjork a try a few weeks ago and didn't like her at all!

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I know what the title of the thread is. You know what I was saying I think. You know, like I HATE Joanna Newsom's voice, but I would never tell her to fuck right off, if you know what I mean. Whereas, some indie band with no ideas, can fuck right off. But I have respect for Joanna even if I hate her stuff.

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Well that’s fine, but that is you... I don't have a problem with you liking these artists, so why should you have a problem with me disliking them?

When I hear Radiohead I groan, same as Bjork. Sorry, but it's a fact. I'm entitled to my opinion. I'm not saying this shit to be controversial; I’m saying it because I think it. As far as I’m concerned Radiohead and Bjork can fuck right off. There is no wrong or right answer here John.

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but by naming them on this thread you've caused them to fuck right off and effectively cease to exist. If you didn't want that to happen then you shouldn't have posted it. Shame on you.

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But i DO want that to happen, read it again!

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= Unable or unwilling to engage with the distinction that is being made. *rolls eyes*

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*feels sad inside*

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I told Editors to fuck off, so I guess I have to be OK with hearing people tell actually very creatively and culturally valuable musicians to fuck off as well, I suppose, if people want to.

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There is a god!

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No there isn't.

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Oh yes there is :-P

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Prove it
:-p
:-p

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I have his gift!

If you ever meet me you will know it to be true.

:-P
:-P
:-P

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Hopefully that day will never come.

(imagine the tongue smileys are here)

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*weeps profusely*

:-(

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Excuse me while I go and explode from being in such a foul fucking mood. Today is RUBBISH. Enough idiotic kids doing insults, enough assholes slagging off my old band, enough defending Bjork (as if she needs to be really), enough fucking DiS.

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*raises eyebrows & roles eyes*

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*ducks to avoid dummy*

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I'm widening the remit:

God can FUCK RIGHT OFF!

Hah hah! You're screwed now Marcofella. And much as I love Radiohead that's for getting rid of Shellac. You clearly have issues and need help. :-D

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I'm taking a leaf out of Brainloves book here.

Shellac are a load of Cunty Titbag and can fuck RIGHT OFF!!

:-P

And shame on you Ishot, a day of reckoning is approaching... you are now damned!

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To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just fucking kill him! Fucking kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, fucking kill him.
Just fucking kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fuckin kill him, kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.

Kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him, just fucking kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.

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Bjork Shellac Reuben

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Robbie(!)
Are you in a bad mood with me or something?

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the used
head automatica
papa roach

nuff said

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Antony and the Johnsons

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Has no one mentioned Razorlight?

I wouldn't want to wish ill on anyone, but....

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limp bizkit and linkin park can both fuck right off.

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At the Drive In
The Rakes
Coldplay

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i would like to nominate bjork again

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You don't have to 'nominate'. As soon as someone says it on this board it happens automatically in real life. All the above mentioned bands no longer exist. they have fucked right off.

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The Mars Volta can fuck right off

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S(c)um 41
Nickelback
Razorlight
Anything associated with Pete Doherty
That shitty gypsy punk band that mike davies loves that i cant remember the name of can fuck right off
My Chemical Romance
Dropkick Murphys
Bullet For My Valentine

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spin doctors (i.e. them what sung styoodent disco fave "two princes") can fuck right off. they've probably long since fucked off but they can fuck off some more. please.

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Niclkleback Razorlight Sum 41

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Jet (lag)
James Fucking Cunt and his backing band
The Crabs
Travis - more boring than Dave Lee Travis
Nicklecrap.

seeing as the list is endless, i'll stop at 5

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Damn. All the good bands are all taken. Whos left. I dont think FF have been nominated, so:

Franz Ferdinand can fuck right off

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come back Spin Doctor's so you can fuck off even more.

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come back Spin Doctor's so you can fuck off even more.

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come back Spin Doctor's so you can fuck off even more.

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come back Spin Doctor's so you can fuck off even more.

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come back Spin Doctor's so you can fuck off even more.

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god no-one of you mentioned THE OTHERS! they really need to do one dont they?

also -

sNOw Patrol
Kaiser Chefs
Block Party
McFly -look its not even funny or even slightly gay
The Killers
The Thrills
Razorlight

the list goes on and on and on and on

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god no-one of you mentioned THE OTHERS! they really need to do one dont they?

also -

sNOw Patrol
Kaiser Chefs
Block Party
McFly -look its not even funny or even slightly gay
The Killers
The Thrills
Razorlight

the list goes on and on and on and on

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god no-one of you mentioned THE OTHERS! they really need to do one dont they?

also -

sNOw Patrol
Kaiser Chefs
Block Party
McFly -look its not even funny or even slightly gay
The Killers
The Thrills
Razorlight

the list goes on and on and on and on

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The Others
Sugababes
Kasabian
Tom Waits

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Babyshambles
Patrick Wolf
Art Brut
Nick Cave

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I'm sticking up for Spin Doctors - they were ace!

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I'm sticking up for Spin Doctors - they were ace!

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I'm sticking up for Spin Doctors - they were ace!

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GOGOL BORGELLO, i think might be the band

500 posts yeah.

anyone who says at the drive in should fuck off, needs slapping, with a Halibut, twice

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Coldplay
Athlete
Dildo
James Blunt
KT Tunstall
Oasis
And all the other mother pleasing MOR that the kids are mistakenly buying into. Until you're over 35 just say NO!

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Sparta
Snow Patrol
Stereophonics
Sum 41

A nice list of bands beginning with S :)

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Foo Fighters
Green Day
RHCP

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I have a better idea.

Why dont the music snobs fuck right off(they know who they are) and stop whingeing about other people's taste in music.

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but other people's taste in music is shit!

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does it make me a political snob because i think less of people who voted for Thatcher?

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Depends.
Do you spend your days ranting about Thatcher on a messageboard?

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You have not answered the question.

Everybody has a right to express an opinion,be it politics,music or whatever.It is the arrogant tone of some peoples comments i was referring to,not the right to have views.

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you're acting as if criticising anything is arrogant.

you're being even more arrogant than anyone else on this thread by suggesting you're above it all.

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And you are being more arrogant for suggesting that i am arrogant suggesting you was arrogant.

or something..!

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And how is that any fun. Snobbery not Slavery. oo, what a great slogan... works on so many levels ;-)

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Razorlight. Jumped up, talentless, arrogant, ugly bastards

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ooo.. that reminds me - Kasabian.

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G fucking 4.
Maroon fucking 5.
50 fucking Cent.

Can all fuck off. So there.

Why are bands with numbers in their names crap? Apart from the Magic Numbers.

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Lies!

Jurassic 5
Treacherous Three
Ben Folds 5
13th Floor Elevators

All good.