Manic Street Preachers- Camus quoting anorexic retards who coat themselves in eyeliner and think they're the second coming of Richey

Arcade Fire fans- Boring students who will listen to anything that has vague hints of cool.

Joy Division fans- Ditto, except for teenagers who think Ian Curtis can "really relate to them"

Coldplay fans- Gay.

Most Mcfly fans- Think just because they namedrop a pop band, it means they come across as unpretentious and not an indie snob. They fail.

Editors fans- Wank over mediocre indie that is about exciting as a game of bowls. (Cue the hilarious bunch on here going off on a tangent about how bowls is really cool)

Interpol fans- Deaf people

Pixies fans- Blind and deaf people

Any others?