and I love the scene in Twelfth Night where Sir Toby Belch, Andrew Aguecheek and Fests are watching MAlvolio read his note..some very funny lines there too!
And the scene in Midsummer Night's Dream at the end with the play...and the wall....
All of Twelfth Night is Banging
The Tempest - Alonso - 'I wish mine eys would with themselves, shut up my thoughts'
"I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eye...
By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh,
And the demenses that there adjacent lie..."
Not my favourite, but one of the most shocking.Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet. Probably the most sexually explicit bit of Shakespeare, though most of his lines are really.
I'm sure there's some stage direction about a bear coming on stage. Mercutio's Queen Mab speech is probably the most beautiful bit of Shakespeare. I like alot of Antony and Cleopatra too.
[elitist] I prefer Webster and Marlowe though [/elitist]
ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: No sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Yes, they are just the funny stupid ones, but our English teacher really sucked the fun out of it and that meant I was never inspired to read it myself.
MERCUTIO
Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Ay, a scratch, a
scratch. HA HA HA.
ROMEO
Courage man, the hurt can not be much.
MERCUTIO
'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. A plague o' both your houses. They have made worms meat of me. A plague on both your Houses!
I wish these silly cunt who post nasty things on here would talk like the Capulets and Montagues.
wrightylew: Quarrel Sir?
martbowski: Sir Quarrel?
wrightylew: Do you post wightylew is gay at me sir?
martbowski: No, I do but post wightylew is gay sir
wrightylew: Then I am for you *lunge persuded by a marcofella* AAARRRGGGHHHH
I call 'em cunts cos they'll never read this thread.
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow
creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death.
Out, out brief candle!
Life is but a walking shadow,
a poor player that struts and frets
his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
I know that's a bit obvious but when I first heard it aged fourteen it seemed to describe how I felt.
"When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end."
I always bypass the "who actually wrote the plays?" discussion by using the name Shakespeare to refer to the writer and not necessarily the bloke who was actually called William Shakespeare.
"And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasure of these days."
always been a fan of the end of iago's second soliloquy meself...
The Moor is of a free and open nature,
That thinks men honest that but seem to be so,
And will as tenderly be led by the nose
As asses are.
I have't. It is engender'd. Hell and night
Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light.
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"Fix up look sharp"
"You always end with a jade's trick, I know you of old"
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Mercutio, Romeo & Juliet
I like this one (^) because it makes me get on and do things
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And the scene in Midsummer Night's Dream at the end with the play...and the wall....
All of Twelfth Night is Banging
The Tempest - Alonso - 'I wish mine eys would with themselves, shut up my thoughts'
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I played Malvolio in a school play. Fun!
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The Tempest- 'Enter Mariners, wet'
'I have a journey sir, shortly to go-
My master calls me, I must not say no'
Kent in King Lear
Shakespeare is my homeboy.
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"Put out the lights, so i can put out the light"
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By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh,
And the demenses that there adjacent lie..."
Not my favourite, but one of the most shocking.Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet. Probably the most sexually explicit bit of Shakespeare, though most of his lines are really.
I'm sure there's some stage direction about a bear coming on stage. Mercutio's Queen Mab speech is probably the most beautiful bit of Shakespeare. I like alot of Antony and Cleopatra too.
[elitist] I prefer Webster and Marlowe though [/elitist]
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Very clever, cos it also means Hartless hinds, these bitches with no cocks, in gangsta terms.
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For sexually explicit, try Malvolio talking about 'Her Cs, Us, and Ts, by which she makes her great Ps'
We did that scene in drama at school when I was 13, and I still thought saying the c-word landed you in borstal...
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and
ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: No sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
Yes, they are just the funny stupid ones, but our English teacher really sucked the fun out of it and that meant I was never inspired to read it myself.
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Mercutio's death scene goes a little something like:
Tis is wound that's notsa deep, but deep enough.....
....a curse on both your houses!
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Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Ay, a scratch, a
scratch. HA HA HA.
ROMEO
Courage man, the hurt can not be much.
MERCUTIO
'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. A plague o' both your houses. They have made worms meat of me. A plague on both your Houses!
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wrightylew: Quarrel Sir?
martbowski: Sir Quarrel?
wrightylew: Do you post wightylew is gay at me sir?
martbowski: No, I do but post wightylew is gay sir
wrightylew: Then I am for you *lunge persuded by a marcofella* AAARRRGGGHHHH
I call 'em cunts cos they'll never read this thread.
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creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death.
Out, out brief candle!
Life is but a walking shadow,
a poor player that struts and frets
his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot,
full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
I know that's a bit obvious but when I first heard it aged fourteen it seemed to describe how I felt.
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"When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste:
Then can I drown an eye, unused to flow,
For precious friends hid in death's dateless night,
And weep afresh love's long since cancell'd woe,
And moan the expense of many a vanish'd sight:
Then can I grieve at grievances foregone,
And heavily from woe to woe tell o'er
The sad account of fore-bemoaned moan,
Which I new pay as if not paid before.
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,
All losses are restored and sorrows end."
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Shakespeare was fucking amazing with words sometimes, wasn't he?
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Some don't, but they're elitist snobs who don't believe an average bloke born in the 16th century could have ascended those literary summits.
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(although obviously it was Will who wrote them)
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"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead...........
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"Hhhaaarrrrrrollddd!" - classic quote.
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"Fair is foul and foul is fair,
hover through fog and filthy air"
I love that play.
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"And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasure of these days."
- Richard III
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"Hhhaaarrrrrrollddd!" - classic quote."
Legend. But I prefer Rising Damp personally.
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it has to be shouted though. and followed up by rolling about on the floor.
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The Moor is of a free and open nature,
That thinks men honest that but seem to be so,
And will as tenderly be led by the nose
As asses are.
I have't. It is engender'd. Hell and night
Must bring this monstrous birth to the world's light.
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Croak not, black angel; I have no food for thee."
Yep! King Lear III.vi.
It has a certain demented ring to it. Either that or:
"His breath stinks with eating toasted cheese"
Henry VI Part 2, IV.vii